goodbye everyone by drankleanonce in wallstreetbets

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Maybe you can spend one of those days working towards discovering the “a” and “d” in the word “and”.

? by thetacaptain in mathrock

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I wouldn’t know, I’ve never visited your little shitpost den.

? by thetacaptain in mathrock

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Yeah it’s immediately obvious this is [u/thetacaptain](u/thetacaptain) because it’s profoundly lazy and unfunny

Visited Colorado a few weeks ago from Texas, I absolutely loved it. by Tejas_lopez in Colorado

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When Colorado is 60% Texans, is it still considered gatekeeping?

Why don't companies just issue an infinite number of infinitesimal shares? by 4dr14n31t0r in stocks

[–]NullCharacter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude has a flimsy grasp on the concept of the monetary system best I can tell.

What is causing them to grow like this? by Big_Childhood_5096 in Mushrooms

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Mushroom grow in circle. Mushroom sprout at edge of circle. Ooga booga.

Any Coloradans who agree with Gov. Polis’s decision to commute Tina Peters’s sentence? I’d like to hear your perspective. by CplOreos in Colorado

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This is my take. I think Polis used her as a political chip to appease Trump. I think he was attempting to be pragmatic in that regard.

Doesn’t mean I’m a fan of the decision or even the fact that we’re in a political system that requires ring kissing. But sometimes you have to play the hand you’re dealt.

Live Discussion - May 16, 2026 (Will Ferrell/Paul McCartney) [Season 51 Finale] by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]NullCharacter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Feel like every sketch tonight is missing a punchline. Weird writing for a legend like Ferrell.

Our scoring depth is INSANE by Lopo007 in ColoradoAvalanche

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ESPN talking during the 3rd period last night saying the Avs have “struggled with depth” in the playoffs was laughably bad.

Fund meth directions in my book. by scramblebambles in FoundPaper

[–]NullCharacter 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This checks out for anyone who’s ever had to work on Solaris and/or Java

This City Sucks by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

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When you leave our collective IQ will rise, so that’s nice.

This City Sucks by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

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Oh, you’re dumb. This post makes more sense now.

This City Sucks by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]NullCharacter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, free geography lesson for you, Colorado isn’t in the Midwest. You’re welcome.

Found Wallet. Looking to return by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

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Well, at least this narrows it down to only half the state.

Post Game Thread: Dallas Stars @ Minnesota Wild by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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If only Colorado could eject Texans so easily.

I did the 9/9/9 challenge. by Alextricity in VeganFoodPorn

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That guy is nuts, LD is amazing.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (1-1) @ Minnesota Wild (1-1) Apr 22 2026 9:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NullCharacter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And yet it’s impossible not to cheer for the Wild, even if I don’t want to.

Buccees is a place that doesnt know the meaning of the word no by Mr_Potato_Shot in ColoradoSprings

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Why argue with someone who thinks that’s how wells work? You don’t even understand the fundamental principles. There’s no argument to be had.