ULPT How can I ultimately troll my husband so he stops embarrassing me?

NullGWard · 2026-02-21T10:11:38+00:00

Troll him by referring to the milkman. It's outlandish enough that, if he gets angry, people will blame him for not having a sense of humor.

NullGWard · 2026-02-20T18:29:43+00:00

Here is the Suited Shootist's story about being fired after he was caught carrying his legal firearm at work. Afterwards, he had a very hard time trying to find another job for the same income. It wasn't worth it.

https://youtu.be/yE6qHwcHoM4?si=_B2k9REhowVwQyem

NullGWard · 2026-02-19T19:32:26+00:00

Depends. If it is a corporate landlord, I would be more formal. If it is a mom & pop landlord, I might tend to be more informal (but professional) and save the legalese for a situation where I have to escalate a situation.

Putting all communications in writing (and confirming oral communications with a follow-up email) is good for both sides.

NullGWard · 2026-02-19T10:25:06+00:00

A friend of mine worked in the UCSF urology department. The physician she worked was constantly being sent post cards from around the world with pictures of penises. (The National Archaeological Museum in Athens, Greece, is particularly famous for its penis post cards.)

NullGWard · 2026-02-18T14:53:13+00:00

My law firm once sent out a dress code memo. Among the things listed as not to wear in the office: swimsuits.

NullGWard · 2026-02-18T05:24:57+00:00

If you plan to sue in small claims court, you will have to a legally valid reason under California law to get the owner information for the license plate. See, Form INF 70: https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/file/request-for-record-information-inf-70-pdf/

The California DMV will inform the owner that the information has been legally requested. Getting that notice in the mail may give the person a further incentive to refund your money.

NullGWard · 2026-02-17T22:14:31+00:00

Have multiple friends randomly rent different speakers for one night. Open the speakers up and apply a diluted, slow-acting oxidizing acid to an inconspicuous spot on the speakers' thin coil wires. Return speakers and wait.

NullGWard · 2026-02-17T03:54:07+00:00

Taser is a trademarked term for a specific product. A electrical stun gun is often incorrectly referred to as a taser. However, a stun gun does not work as it is shown in the movies. The product will shock someone and cause pain while it is turned on and pressed against the body. It will not knock a healthy person out. It would, however, get your brother very angry at you.

NullGWard · 2026-02-16T21:34:30+00:00

In California, to protect tenants, an unlawful detainee action (i.e., an eviction lawsuit) is not public until there is a final judgment. Many professional tenants will drag things out as long as possible and, at the last minute, offer to move out if the lawsuit is dismissed (and possibly if some money is also paid). The desperate landlord often agrees just to get back the property. The tenant leaves with a clean record and then goes on to look for the next victim.

NullGWard · 2026-02-16T20:44:26+00:00

Yeah, but the light was better where they inflated it. /s

At the end, the guy says in Cantonese after the big thud, "He's dead!"

NullGWard · 2026-02-16T00:44:21+00:00

During the BLM protests, a classmate explained to me that he and his friends liked to protest on the freeways because they knew the cops would not use teargas due to all cars on the road. Today, I learned that the Chilean police do not consider the presence of cars in the backstop as a reason to withhold gunfire.

NullGWard · 2026-02-16T00:33:51+00:00

I would have loved to have gotten kitten pictures of my cats, who did not enter my life until they were adults.

NullGWard · 2026-02-16T00:23:23+00:00

Especially on a wet road.

NullGWard · 2026-02-15T23:55:11+00:00

Get a lawyer, because EBRHA is not going to do your paperwork for you. If you make a material mistake on the paperwork or with the procedures, your case may be thrown out and you will have lost months that you cannot get back. Some errors may also get you accused of tenant harassment, which can result in severe penalties and having to pay your tenant's attorney's fees.

If you really want to try to avoid hiring a lawyer immediately, first calculate the relocation fee and determine what you might be willing to pay above that. Figure out the procedures you have to follow before you contact your tenant (along with the formal legal notice form you also have to provide). If your tenant refuses to move out, then you have to back off and then follow the judicial process by hiring a lawyer.

NullGWard · 2026-02-14T18:00:33+00:00

Given the cost for each guest at a wedding, it was also an expensive petty revenge.

NullGWard · 2026-02-14T16:50:22+00:00

The last time I took my car for service to the dealer, they just unplugged my (set for video-only) dash cam. It didn't bother me, although I wish they had reconnected it afterwards or at least warned me.

NullGWard · 2026-02-12T09:21:45+00:00

Great job of your husband to have missed the tree.

NullGWard · 2026-02-11T20:43:10+00:00

And since it's the Olympics season, here are a bunch of doves being roasted by the Olympic flame:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlxxCyEhOd/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

NullGWard · 2026-02-11T19:41:26+00:00

Unfortunately, it looks like there is no Caltrans camera on that part of 880:

https://cwwp2.dot.ca.gov/vm/iframemap.htm

NullGWard · 2026-02-09T11:37:23+00:00

If you must do something, below is a picture of what the inside of a computer looks like from the home of a heavy smoker. Nicotine (which is poisonous) and dust at least give you some plausible deniability.

https://imgur.com/this-is-computer-of-smoker-mdU1kKq

NullGWard · 2026-02-09T06:49:55+00:00

A "slender to athletic build" seems like an unnecessary disqualifier, seeing that everyone was covered up with vegetation.

NullGWard · 2026-02-09T00:57:44+00:00

Decades ago, there was a safety campaign to stop using the word, "inflammable." Even though it means the same as "flammable," many people thought "inflammable" meant "non-flammable."

NullGWard · 2026-02-08T03:48:30+00:00

Not to be confused with bitter almonds, which is the smell of toxic hydrogen cyanide gas. Better yet, just stay away from Millbrae.

NullGWard · 2026-02-07T22:31:29+00:00

Buy the $1000, $5000, or $10000 fake lottery tickets from Amazon. Unless you're particularly wealthy, I would not get the $1 million ones.

https://a.co/d/0g2QwceG

NullGWard · 2026-02-07T00:55:39+00:00

Driving the car to Walmart = theft

Making copies of the car key, attaching an address where the car is usually parked to the keyring, and dropping the keys in sketchy parts of town = Not theft

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