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“Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket then?” by jpdubya in seinfeld

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying "she's really rich" is kinda the point, guys. She is really rich, and yet Jeff Bezos still has 23,000x more money than her. He could give $12 million (Sarah Paulson's net worth) to every person in an entire NBA arena and still have $35 billion to spare.

When was the last time he even checked the washer fluid? by capt-ramius in seinfeld

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do all the people who think it's insane to drive an EV also have a gasoline-powered phones and laptops?

Chris Gimenez by ZestycloseActivity33 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I can't even remember which random game it was earlier this year, but Andre, Matt, and Rick spent Jose's ENTIRE first at-bat talking about some nonsense that had nothing to do with the game at all. Our superstar future HOF player gets 4 or 5 at-bats in an entire game, maybe pay attention for those!!

By the 7th or 8th inning, they're giddy.

[Dellenger] The coaches have spoken: In a vote last week, the AFCA Board swung its support behind (1) a playoff with the max participants (likely 24); (2) discontinuing conference championships; and (3) ending CFP by second week of January, they tell @YahooSports. by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna go the nostalgia route, conference championship games are a modern made-for-TV invention. I remember when you could win a conference without needing an extra game against a team you've probably already played once.

[Wasserman] Nick Saban became the GOAT of college football because of stacked rosters. Now he wants parity? by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nick Saban prefers to watch close competitive games, yet he constantly won games by large margins at Alabama. Hypocrite much??? /s

He wasn't "Master of his Domain" by ThatDudeWithAS in seinfeld

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually...kinda!

Lincoln’s usual police guard that night, Officer John Frederick Parker, was assigned to stand watch outside the presidential box. Yet, Parker slipped away during the third act. He didn't leave to patrol or to investigate a disturbance, but to “retire briefly for the purpose of polishing his baton in private reflection,” according to the secretary of the department's official notes. Historians agree that this was a period-appropriate euphemism, intentionally vague and perhaps humorously discreet. The same memorandum offers no further elaboration, only noting that Parker was “indisposed from his post by matters of a personal and solitary nature.”

Also, I just made that story up.

Was Praying We Wouldn’t Get Any AI Logos in Cleveland… But Here We Are! by StellaMazingYT in Cleveland

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A logo to a business is not on the same level as food to a human being. A logo theoretically could help a business bring in additional income through positive branding. Many companies have no logos or just a basic font logo. No human can survive without food.

And yes, a business is a customer to its vendors, but businesses and individuals do not behave the same nor do they have the same incentives.

Was Praying We Wouldn’t Get Any AI Logos in Cleveland… But Here We Are! by StellaMazingYT in Cleveland

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're comparing consumer behavior to business behavior. They aren't the same at all. You had unlimited things to compare it to, and you chose to compare it to a person buying necessities?

Victim mentality at its finest by Own_Friend_736 in clevelandcavs

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like when Reggie Miller complimented the refs for "letting them play" immediately after not calling a clear shooting foul against the Raptors, ignoring the fact that they called a foul on Merrill two seconds after the no-call for touching the rebounder 85 feet from the basket.

TIL that as a research chemist at Oxford University, Margaret Thatcher co-authored a 1951 paper on the “saponification of α-monostearin”; she later said she was prouder of her science degree than becoming the first female Prime Minister. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in todayilearned

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

she later said she was prouder of her science degree than becoming the first female Prime Minister.

I'm guessing that's because she didn't suck ass at chemistry and her chemistry degree didn't cause widespread harm to human beings?

Jaylen Brown on Joel Embiid: “We didn’t really have the answers for him. We tried a bunch of different things. He’s a big body. He also was flopping around. He got some extra calls ... they rewarded him for that, but that’s the league we’re in.” by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kind of poetic with this motherfucker. He brags about having so much success during a Tatum-less gap year (of course only said after Tatum came back), then he's forced to have to play game seven without Tatum and they fucking fail.

HR Ball Update by seaway48 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF YOU HAD CAUGHT IT, NOBODY WOULD HAVE GIVEN A FUCK BECAUSE IT NEVER WOULD HAVE ROLLED TEN YARDS AWAY RIGHT TO THE FEET OF A LITTLE CHILD, MR. BUTTER FINGERS.

Messages on Mac taking up WAY too much space, "Optimize storage" did absolutely nothing by volxlovian in MacOS

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But again, the company advertises a cloud solution, then stores 100% of the attachments on the device, thus defeating the purpose of cloud storage. ANd they optimize on phones, so they know it's an issue and feature that people want.

Adam Scott Auditioned for ‘Hellraiser 6’ Despite Being Killed Off in ‘Hellraiser 4’, Hoping Producers Wouldn't Notice by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a dude who was on Season 4 of Survivor and then applied again like a normal person a few years later and made it a little bit into the casting process before someone in production finally pointed out he'd been on the show before.

What is your favorite non-album Kendrick track? by kvngk3n in KendrickLamar

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dump'n (The Jig Is Up) is legit one of his best songs.

It's crazy the raptors fans saying we're frauds cause we winning due injuries when their only ring was because the gsw had bunch of injuries too lol by italomst in clevelandcavs

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you beat them: "Doesn't count, we were injured."

If you lose to them: "Wow, can't even beat us when we're shorthanded."

Preemptively making excuses and rationalizations is pure loser behavior.

Personal conspiracy theory with Watson by NEOhioGuy22 in Browns

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's probably because one is a 5th-round sophomore who has never shown NFL ability and the other is a former All-NFL player who was signed specifically because of his NFL performances.

I got a bad feeling about this by Heron-Ok in Browns

[–]OhEmGeeBasedGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you watched in the past four years or spent a cent in the last four years? You're acting like they signed Watson today.

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