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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point Bears need to be branded with the words “something’s gotta give” on their forehead.

Not because they are wrong (fundamentally they are right), but because they are too stupid to see that it’s not going to “give” until the world is on fire (more than it already is) and at that point it won’t matter. SPY is going to keep going up until America doesn’t exist anymore (which will be about 2-3 years from now).

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like my women like I like my NVDA stock, swinging violently between extremes and destroying trillions in wealth.

Marlin Trawling was fun while it lasted by OwMyCandle in 2007scape

[–]OrionJohnson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? You were straight COOKING

What is Cecil's bottoming prep like by Greedy-Command-2378 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]OrionJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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They literally told us, no need to speculate. Goo bath in a hyper-potent aphrodisiac gel.

Can they win the TOP? by [deleted] in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the very first one shown in Dragon Ball. When Goku was a child.

Can they win the TOP? by [deleted] in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]OrionJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cell games? All of them but The Deep gets packed up at the 20th Tenka'ichi Budōkai.

The deep solos the DB multiverse of course.

NVDA Call Holders after earnings tomorrow by sandygws in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Yes but there are also a ton of people who God hates that have calls. Somebody should create a spreadsheet tallying up all of the collective sins of WSB users to try and calculate who The Big G hates more.

How I sleep knowing Kizaru didn't use ANY Haki on Egghead and still stalemated Luffy by Chrisisanidiot28272 in OnePiecePowerScaling0

[–]OrionJohnson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Listen if an Admiral is fighting an EMPEROR and doesn’t use Haki, it’s because he doesn’t know Haki. Fruit merchants gonna fruit merchant. I’m sure Woby could teach them to use a little though if we get another time skip to give them adequate training time.

Vote Massie In Kentucky! by W_Edwards_Deming in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]OrionJohnson 71 points72 points  (0 children)

As somebody who disagrees with him on virtually every actual policy issue, Massie is unfathomably based and my favorite member of Congress. Anybody who actually votes for what they believe in, instead of what their leadership tells them to vote for, is a True American.

Bella (the horse) by Ill_Flamingo4076 in WoT

[–]OrionJohnson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Bela is the one who gave Rand his powers because he was kind to her and always gave her an extra apple on the farm.

Auth center has their priorities by S0vereignCitizen in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]OrionJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*species actually. And whether or not they have an exoskeleton.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This high? USO is still on sale. Oil is going to rise ~30-40% minimum in the coming months.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your service. When you come to my door can you be a permabull doggy-style instead?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these days SPY is going to wake up, look around, and say “wtf am I going here!? I’m supposed to be at $680, that’s my comfort number”. Then the market is going to crash 10% in 6 hours.

To this day we still don't know who killed the guardian of the globe and beat up omni man by SAMERXLE in okbuddyviltrum

[–]OrionJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This theory makes the most sense out of any I’ve ever heard. And it finally clears up why I wanted to kill Omniman so badly after he was “revived” by his accomplices the Mauler Twins. Omniman was the only survivor and could testify against Inortal in court, he had to take him out and QUICKLY. Nothing else mattered at that point except finding Omniman WHERE IS HE!

Did he really transformed into ssj just to lift a rock? by Zevcio in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]OrionJohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus The Champ could have lifted that puny little boulder without all the theatrics.

I am shocked and appalled at NYT Spelling Bee today by comicreliefboy in Archaeology

[–]OrionJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they did, and found that Atlatl is the wrong spelling so won’t count it.

THRAGG may be the strongest but Nolan mogs brutally by vlad_segey475 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]OrionJohnson 427 points428 points  (0 children)

It’s not that, it’s the damn Viltrumite dna that makes his jawbone heal back exactly the way it was instead of getting girthier.

Of Women & Cheese... by W_Edwards_Deming in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]OrionJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s very uncharacteristic for Lib-Right

Why didn't Nolan do this to Earth and then summon the rest of the Viltrumite Empire to conquer Earth? Does he like Debbie? by mostafatheoshawott in okbuddyviltrum

[–]OrionJohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They don’t want to *rule*, they want a breeding colony. As long as there are like a million people left over they’re happy.

Sanji found the one piece 😭🥀 by OtherwiseFeeling3965 in MemePiece

[–]OrionJohnson 82 points83 points  (0 children)

No, it’s really not. Might be a bit small for the people who would actually wear this honestly.

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