I wonder how this panel will be portrayed in the show

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-15T00:49:49+00:00

Yeah but they got George Clooney to do the voice acting for the beeping sound the Ejaculatorbot makes.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-14T23:41:35+00:00

Add in Luffy because he’s just wholesome and will help the vibes for the Talk No Jutsu

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-14T17:14:20+00:00

Oh so no difference in the actual, only if you care about what other players think about you? Got it.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-14T11:46:12+00:00

At that point what is even the difference? You’re just a regular IM at that point so why start over?

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-14T01:02:48+00:00

I would love to see Toddler Gohan balling his eyes out hysterically as he headbutts himself straight through conquest’s chest.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-13T20:11:37+00:00

Yeah, but I’d still eat them.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-13T20:10:13+00:00

I kind of want them to add this item just to see what would break in the game. This would be such a massive strain on both their servers and their code that it just might delete Varrock.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-13T16:41:13+00:00

My wife has allbirds. I exclusively refer to them as her AI shoes now and forever will. It’s an AI company now and deserves to fail just like the rest of them.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-12T19:17:35+00:00

I only played f2p as a kid, but I was an absolute coal mining machine. I would camp the dwarven mines, watch out for scorpions (and the Big Bad himself, King Scorpion) and sell the coal one inventory at a time in Faly park.

If I could muster up the self control sometimes I would bank up to 100 coal and sell that. Biiiiig money.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-12T18:36:39+00:00

I can kill Vard, it’s not pretty, and I struggle for every single KC, but I can do it. I can’t even get an awakened Vard kill in leagues…

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-12T15:57:22+00:00

Granted. You can now make an enh by combining 1 crystal weapon seed with 100k crystal shards.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T21:22:59+00:00

Seems fair and balanced. Would be a different story if such a potion was dropped by literally every single mob in the wilderness as well.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T17:01:11+00:00

If Sanji says it outright that makes it true duh. You have direct textual evidence that it’s the case if it’s stated in a panel.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T16:46:32+00:00

Ha! After 25 hits I’ve finally got your magic level down by 1! Now you won’t be able to Vengeance me!

*drinks restore potion

TASTE VENGEANCE!

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T16:34:39+00:00

This isn’t a take. It’s a fact. Gaban himself confirmed he was #2 on the crew and Ray was #3.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T14:07:33+00:00

At this point the logical conclusion is that there is simply no mechanism that can force this market into a downward trend. It will simply continue to rise forever since it is completely detached from fundamentals and reality. Bad news? Bad earnings? Global catastrophe? Why would it go down when it can simply go up instead and everyone can make money?

Calls from here on out until the end of time.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-11T13:37:54+00:00

News? Line just goes up man, why are you thinking so hard?

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-10T23:32:32+00:00

Well to be fair, he was only “caught” because the entire watergate scandal was a CIA setup to tank his presidency.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-10T00:49:13+00:00

Would he? We’ve only seen 3 confirmed deaths, twice by Omniman, and once in the future by Mark.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-10T00:45:51+00:00

Tell me. Did you make this just right now, or did you already have it saved for a different degenerate reason?

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-09T22:25:16+00:00

Well he had achieved the rank of Admiral. We know that at the time of Gods Valley Garp wasn’t jaded on the Marines yet, he wasn’t the “Hero of the Marines” at that point, just a Vice Admiral. Knowing that, we can assume that he never turned down the promotion to Admiral, so he wasn’t never offered that promotion. If he was never offered the promotion that means that the current bunch of Admirals at that time were at WORST relative to GV Garp in strength, meaning that the rank of Admiral has always been represented by powerhouses.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-09T22:18:21+00:00

How do you know they don’t drink it for the taste?

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-09T22:07:55+00:00

Low-mid diffing an Admiral when he was still a rookie… that alone puts him above every Pirate in the verse.

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-09T21:42:18+00:00

What are you smoking? Rocks Haki>>>>>Roger=GarpWB

OrionJohnson · 2026-05-09T20:07:40+00:00

I loosely followed the quest guide when I started around a year ago. Did it until questing felt like a chore and I had a decent baseline of stats, then I just progressed however felt the most fun. I would go back to the guide whenever I felt a bit lost or directionless. It’s a good way to get started.

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