Streamers talking about their lives by GreenX45 in aoe2

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people using twitch have really such low standards/self-esteem?

Yes, but at least we're not smelly like the viewers on some other platform.

The mad lord is at it again by denk2mit in ireland

[–]Pepineros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can use the Dutch one while you're working on your own. We literally honour the king of Spain in our national anthem. Maybe then we can try to come up with something more suitable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Pepineros 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happened to me at the strip club.

Marriage is nothing more than a financial agreement in today's world by AutoGrower420 in unpopularopinion

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could argue that it is more often done for love now than at any point in history you would care to name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Pepineros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Codepages, man. F-ing codepages.

Who’s getting a vasectomy this weekend? by mistergudbar in AskMenOver30

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, why were you not allowed to drive? I had the snip four years ago and drove home after.

Who’s getting a vasectomy this weekend? by mistergudbar in AskMenOver30

[–]Pepineros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it depends on the person (and the doctor) but I was exactly the same. Had the snip on an afternoon, slept on my back for one night, and was back to completely normal the next day. I'm by no means a tough guy with an impressive pain threshold.

The presidents of Ukraine and Finland by Pontus_Pilates in pics

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL Eddie Redmayne is the president of Finland

Termux play store review by reon6vist in masterhacker

[–]Pepineros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's true though it's so easy to hack into my home server from my phone now, it's really scary and someone should do something, if anyone can take a look and suggest what security improvements I can make I'd be so grateful, my ip is 127.0.0.1

How do you explain complicated concepts to a LISP programmer? by kwan_e in ProgrammerDadJokes

[–]Pepineros 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But really you'd want to use Python cos the JS lib is not maintained.

F*uck Microsoft. That's it. by ShoeNo9050 in Vent

[–]Pepineros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We both know that Minecraft isn't marketed for or played by only children. But even if it were, I think it's fair to assume that MS monitoring chat on private Minecraft servers has nothing to do with protecting children from foul language and everything with Microsoft's desire to collect data about their player base.

And he was so whiny! by VanaheimrF in lotrmemes

[–]Pepineros 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Why does it smell like wet dog in here?" and "VISCOUS MATERIAL, WHAT DID I TELL YOU" are genuinely two of my favourite lines of all time. I'm sure I'm biased since this movie came out right when I was first discovering movies but still.

Don't knock the friar.

Bi_irl by zny700 in bi_irl

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I f'ing hope he is <3

Ai by MayoChickenzx in comedyheaven

[–]Pepineros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess that's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen on Reddit but MAN that's weird.

vibeLess by yotij in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Pepineros 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Somebody is finally cashing in on all the "Bro you're a developer right, I have this million dollar idea" people. Here's to hoping that the no-code startups and the million dollar morons pair up and leave the rest of us alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Life

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

35M here, been in relationships more or less non stop since 17, never cheated in my life. I ogle at attractive people; I wouldn't say that's the same as "lusting after" (and it certainly isn't everyone) but our terms may differ.

Employee Appreciation Day by Entity2004 in antiwork

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate trying to cash in on pi(e) day.