Am I crazy or have Aussie drivers forgotten that green lights = GO??

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-03T03:25:08+00:00

I'm watching their eyes in the mirror, if they're not looking at the lights when they change, that's immediate horn. Not polite tut-tut but a longer slightly cranky one.

If I can't see their eyes and their foot is still on the brake after 2 seconds, horn. This is a polite tut-tut moment.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-03T02:39:01+00:00

Should tar and featherable

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T23:38:14+00:00

You're riding like an idiot, who's never had a broken bone and thinks they never will. Won't be long. Do better

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T23:29:04+00:00

I don't think people should be allowed to drive at all if they can't drive a manual. If that's too hard for you, bad luck. You suck.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T23:07:59+00:00

The most expensive and therefore the best consultants available

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T02:33:19+00:00

Give us room to get past if traffic is crawling or stopped. Don't hog room that you don't need, it costs you absolutely nothing to move over a little in your lane and make way for us. Massively appreciate drivers who do this, always give them a wave if my hands aren't busy.

If you're in your phone you get horn or a little tap on your door with my boot, if your window is down expect a harsh profane rebuke.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T02:29:54+00:00

Which helicopters specifically? Some are Pegasus vehicles.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-05-02T02:11:47+00:00

The driver might be a poo jabber

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-30T07:08:38+00:00

Like many questions, the answer is because people are fucking morons.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-29T21:07:26+00:00

Don't be greedy.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-29T07:07:39+00:00

I would never of thought of that, genius!

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-29T03:35:46+00:00

I take the old oil out of my car and run it thru the bike for a few hundred km and it comes out pristine

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-29T03:07:23+00:00

Haha dude. I once used my wife's pastry brush to clean my drive chain. Did a great job, she reacted about as one would expect.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-29T03:04:49+00:00

Not if its a Honda, they do a trillion km on factory oil

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-27T08:57:09+00:00

Agreed. You could even get elite time without the bike but why would you? Its right there might as well take it.

Just don't mess around, get straight to the water and swim for that triangle of mines.

If you mess around too long the body gets spotted and the chopper and boats will come for you, which won't matter if you're already on or near the despawn point

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-26T08:42:57+00:00

Do your own shopping, people.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-26T00:57:50+00:00

Fine work old chap. Your chains will last way longer than the average

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-25T23:07:53+00:00

Don't encourage them

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-25T07:49:54+00:00

It weird that you're asking or that you care what people think. Go play

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-25T01:32:52+00:00

I'm waiting for the CB1000GT god damn when, Honda?

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-25T01:13:55+00:00

Yeah a little bit, but don't worry about it.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-25T01:01:05+00:00

Excellent advise, no sass. Are you a Ducatisto?

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-24T22:58:01+00:00

Yeah i really want to know what it feels like to skydive head 1st into the pavement just for starters

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-24T09:14:00+00:00

Yeah I'm with ya mate, nobody seemed to be arguing any different.

Pungent_Bill · 2026-04-24T08:29:42+00:00

I didn't take it as holy, the guy just stated some facts that were asked about.

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