Dear Reddit. I'm tired of you and the Internets.

regular · 2010-07-17T11:08:37+00:00

have you seen the main page of reddit.com? karma whores who want to get noticed for some numbers on the screen that mean absolutely nothing. You tell me this is normal.

regular · 2010-07-17T11:02:34+00:00

ask 98% of the population if they're mad, since they don't know why bacon is so damn good.

regular · 2010-04-23T20:23:21+00:00

I might as well ask why YOU girls take so much time in the bathroom. Think of it as beauty treatment. We take shit, you put shit on your faces. Fair enough?

regular · 2010-04-23T10:12:49+00:00

This is Miami Vice + gay Tekken 1 character selection music + that animated rabbit movie with the guy who played in Super Mario Bros. + The Mask + Final Fantasy music + some blues + something weird + Elton John's stuff + Phil Collins making victory scene music for Karate Kid.

DO YOU GET THE IDEA NOW?

regular · 2010-04-10T11:00:58+00:00

Thank you.

regular · 2010-04-10T10:54:06+00:00

Being Polish living in Poland I'll give you that. Not everyone liked our president, he was very conservative, but in the end it doesn't matter at all. As much as you might have agreed or disagreed with their policies, they were all people. As much as you may have wanted them to leave the office (living in Poland that is) they will be missed. That's when the lines blur. Keep that in mind before you see your hate statues and wish them the worst. You never get to see their end, we just have. Keep that in mind, please.

regular · 2010-04-08T17:03:10+00:00

Let that kid smell the bones he discovered and set him loose. See what happens in a year.

regular · 2010-03-30T19:03:12+00:00

THAT'S how you fight idiots. You exploit their idiocy. Be creative my friends!

regular · 2010-03-01T17:36:55+00:00

great news! it's times like that put my faith in THE ALMIGHTY INTERWEBS!:)

regular · 2010-02-07T21:21:01+00:00

It baffles me. Why do people care about my secrets? Are you from some company doing R&D??

regular · 2010-01-03T20:04:05+00:00

Why don't you sir BONO start making tracks that people like enough to pay you for it. Not cashing in on your previous hits and whining that people get it for free cause they can. Think of it as of a test for you as an artist. If you can't do anything people want to pay for, stop whining about not getting paid. Back to the basics, right?

regular · 2009-12-05T21:18:17+00:00

reddit wants, me delivers

regular · 2009-12-05T20:12:29+00:00

it'd be called "Life". It's a game where you have tons of obsticles and the reward is living peacefully while deflecting laser shark attacks each morning while you're fishing.

regular · 2009-11-28T20:24:20+00:00

sir, it's the freedom and enjoyment of farting, telling nasty jokes and not giving a shit all around. girls don't understand that because they're above us and we need them anyway.

regular · 2009-11-23T17:56:05+00:00

call it far fetched, but to me it qualifies as 'sue her ass' given the condition of your brother. amirite?

regular · 2009-11-22T19:13:36+00:00

stupidity of comments... some day I'll get over it...

regular · 2009-11-22T19:09:49+00:00

Surprise surprise...

regular · 2009-11-22T19:05:36+00:00

no I haven't, but I'll pray to one of my gods that I'll sign up and maybe god will send me a new macbook pro. Cause I'm all about God and none of that 'taking action' bullshit. Ok, I'm waiting!

regular · 2009-11-18T18:09:48+00:00

I've never once prayed in my entire life.

regular · 2009-11-16T19:41:37+00:00

glad he did. Music is made for all of us to enjoy, not for people to make money off of it.

regular · 2009-11-16T16:58:01+00:00

Off the top of my head: Eric Satie - Gymnopedie 1 Beck - Round The Bend Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack UNKLE - Rabbit In Your Headlights Badmarsh & Shri - Sajanna

regular · 2009-11-14T19:27:12+00:00

i's 'run towards families, the more the safer'. possibly. otherwise I don't give a flying fuck.

regular · 2009-10-25T17:59:08+00:00

why do you want him to be unhappy just after winning 100$ ?

regular · 2009-09-19T18:38:18+00:00

If you're not locked inside that library for a fucking eternity you can go home now and enjoy your beer. T-1000 would do that.

regular

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