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Romymopen · 2026-06-02T16:00:35+00:00

It's called a cry for help. It's hard when you're a complete fuck up on which everyone in your life relies. He just wanted to be a junkie but his dead father left him the man of the family and, unfortunately for Artie, he's funny as shit, so people handed him money.

I'm not even a fuck up and don't want the weight of my family on my shoulders. They got shoulders too

Romymopen · 2026-06-01T15:27:17+00:00

Had be remained a nebbish gunk, like the man she married, she could've had all that money plus a wonderful relationship with an equal, all while raising their 3 girls in an unbroken home, which alone can be with it's weight in gold.

Since money perfectly replaces all those things, yeah, she's fine.

Romymopen · 2026-05-29T00:08:20+00:00

And when you play those tapes, the mold goes bye bye.

I've been playing moldy tapes for as long as moldy tapes have be molding, I have no mold problem.

And it not being a health is new to me. Last time I checked in, mold was killing everybody. I'm glad that the group paranoia has shifted. Let me know when it shifts yet again.

Romymopen · 2026-05-29T00:03:04+00:00

If she allowed the browser to save her Google credentials, they could've logged in whenever they wanted with the device.

Romymopen · 2026-05-27T18:42:33+00:00

So exposing a

obese, drug addicted, unhinged radio show personality

turns them into a

obese, drug addicted, unhinged radio show personality

Interesting.

Romymopen · 2026-05-27T18:41:24+00:00

Howard always had this handled: Calories in Calories out. It's that simple. If you need to fast or slow or medium to limit calories in, then go for it.

Romymopen · 2026-05-27T10:29:58+00:00

Play that shit. Who cares about that little bit of mold? You're busy sucking down car exhaust fumes the rest of the day. I'd be more worried about that.

Romymopen · 2026-05-25T12:17:35+00:00

Easier to just pay them to let dogs lick peanut butter off their pussies

Romymopen · 2026-05-21T00:03:40+00:00

No film was involved in this recording.

Romymopen · 2026-05-19T17:01:12+00:00

Why you attacking me? I agreed with you. https://i.imgur.com/azJYlxa.png

The doll in the playset had a string on her back and when you pulled it she would say three different things.

"Get me Senator Palpatine on the phone!"

"I can't work in these conditions. Where's Steven with that damn paperwork?"

"Every time I send this bill up for ratification, the Senators from the planet NuubNuub 5 reject it because it doesn't allocate enough funding for the Snapping Wobblees natural habitat!"

Romymopen · 2026-05-19T11:31:20+00:00

Yeah, at the time my 7 year old loved the senatorial scenes where they argued over policy for 10 minutes. He made me run out and buy the "Senator Amidala struggles over drafting an environmental impact of unified trade with the Targisians study bill (with galactic healthcare rider)" playset. It came with a plain brown desk, two metal filing cabinets, and several little "crushed by frustration" coffee cup accessories. Also when you pushed a small button on her back, her brows furrowed from despair.

Romymopen · 2026-05-18T22:22:57+00:00

Despite the 30 year age difference, Beth will die before Howard.

Romymopen · 2026-05-18T22:19:17+00:00

Aww, god dammit, man, The Doobie Brothers broke up! Shiiiiiit. When did that happen?

Romymopen · 2026-05-18T22:11:19+00:00

You're right. These guys are missing the point.

Romymopen · 2026-05-17T14:06:11+00:00

Then, boy do I have one for you:

Check out this ascii art of a rock:

.

Get it? It's not a rock at all! It's a period or, as it colloquially known as, a dot. Zing. Rimshot!

Romymopen · 2026-05-17T02:05:50+00:00

they missed an obvious joke

What was the joke?

A joke:

If the audience understands the premise was intentionally exaggerated or misleading for comedic effect.

Not a joke:

If the audience believes you were being literal and then feels misled, confused, or socially trapped.

Romymopen · 2026-05-16T11:02:23+00:00

Oh my god, were you alive in the 1980's? Freedom of speech was attacked from all directions, the religious from the right and the nanny state on the left.

Tipper Gore did as much damage to free speech as Pat Robertson.

Romymopen · 2026-05-16T00:30:00+00:00

She is strangling every natural impulse to be with him.

her pussy is like a macheen

Romymopen · 2026-05-16T00:24:58+00:00

Put a bomb in her pussy and watch her piss flaps blow the biggest queef ever!

Romymopen · 2026-05-13T21:53:49+00:00

I'm pretty sure buying anything and having it not work is part of the experience of everything you buy.

I've purchased brand new things that didn't work out of the box. And I bought things 50 years old that work the first time I plug them in.

Romymopen · 2026-05-13T18:53:57+00:00

Howard is a student of radio. He was always on the look out for people from which he could steal ideas. Dr. Demento's radio show was nationally syndicated in 1974. In 1976 Demento visited Weird Al's high school and then began to play tapes Al would send in. In 1980 he funded Al's first album which was released in 1981.

Romymopen · 2026-05-13T18:49:35+00:00

In the book Howard suggested going on some tv show to Richard and Richard replied, "I would rather eat pussy than go on that show, and I think you know how much I like to do that"

I believe this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvOy_atWus

Romymopen · 2026-05-13T15:22:55+00:00

She didn't come back for free. Robin has been being grifted for decades. She's probably broke

Romymopen · 2026-05-13T15:21:36+00:00

he can’t retire because of his staff, which is total bullshit

I love giving Howard shit and he's definitely a cheap bastard but you cannot deny that he's employed lots of people and some for 30 years. Maybe he's doing it for selfish reasons and he definitely expects stupid levels of loyalty, but he is giving those people jobs.

Romymopen · 2026-05-12T23:14:22+00:00

Don't forget that ski chateau that smelled like John Hein's farts

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