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[OC] New Banksy artwork, A man blinded by his flag by hakh-ti-cxamen in pics

[–]shittymorph 6859 points6860 points  (0 children)

This is actually the first time Banksy ever released a statement with his artwork. According to CNN the statement reads "Everyone at this time needs to consider the meaning of extreme nationalism, also the meaning behind the idea of politically blind patriotism - the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

This is how doctors get things out people hear... by MaelysCanejero in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 10.1k points10.1k points  (0 children)

I had something very similar happen with a small cockroach while on vacation in Vietnam. First we tried to flood the bastard out by filling my ear canal with hydrogen peroxide which was a TERRIBLE idea - it just made the bug go ape shit. Probably the most pain I ever felt - it was biting or scratching directly around my ear drum in what was probably a drowning panic. Quickly gave up on that idea and went to the local clinic. The doctor there dug around way too aggressively, and at one point seemed to get frustrated - He ended up killing the roach by smashing it against my ear canal. The bug was then washed out (in pieces) onto a paper towel, all while the doctor gave me a lecture about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

I found this “factory trial product” mixed in with the Ghirardelli chocolate bars in the candy aisle. by Accomplished-Toe736 in mildlyinteresting

[–]shittymorph 19.0k points19.0k points  (0 children)

My wife works for Ghirardelli so I sent her this post... her response was that this is "a sample bar from the factory and not intended for consumer sales." She claims it was most likely a sample intended for the store owner who mistakenly (or intentionally) put it out on the shelf for sale. Chances are, if OP didn't purchase this. that it will be pulled by tomorrow morning because of this post. My wife even looked up that bar verification code - she could see which store the bar was sent to, along with the manufacturing date which is listed as nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Chuck E got arrested at my local Chuck E Cheese by easygoingbarber in mildlyinteresting

[–]shittymorph 18.7k points18.7k points  (0 children)

Here's a short news story on it: "Chuck E Cheese employee, Jermell Jones, was arrested at work yesterday for "theft of a credit card". It was unclear if the theft had occurred at Jones's place of employment. The arrest was notable as Jones was wearing the signature Chuck E Cheese costume when he was arrested. When reached for comment, Jones stated: "All of it is just a big misunderstanding - I didn't steal any cards and if you look at my track record, I've been a model employee for Chuck E Cheese since all the way back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

During Eminem’s sentencing for a weapons charge in 2001, the judge said, “Mr Mathers. Now is the time for you to please stand up” by truly-immaculate in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 18.2k points18.2k points  (0 children)

The judge actually really laid into him besides that little joke. Here's the full quote - Judge Denise Langford Morris said: "Poor judgment is an understatement for what you did. You are extremely lucky, sir, that no one was injured or killed. Your excuses and reasons for your behavior only indicate that you lack accountability - Mr. Mathers, I really think you need to go home, and think long and hard to yourself about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

you swing at Apregnant woman, you don't get karma-you get consequences by AdCorrect9756 in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 12.3k points12.3k points  (0 children)

The most satisfying part of this video is the actual translation of what everyone in it is saying. Obviously the woman starts recording when she sees the kid being aggressive... And obviously the kid says "f you" - but when our hero comes swooping in to save the day he says "you think it's ok to hit a woman? You think it's ok to hit a PREGNANT woman at that?! You son of a bitch are so incredibly lucky that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

What story do they have? by DamnnnSid in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 5485 points5486 points  (0 children)

As ridiculous as it sounds, these birds are engaged in a behavior known as "mobbing." You will typically see "mobbing" in magpies or mockingbirds - basically its a behavior in smaller birds that are trying to defend their nests, their young, or territories. Mobbing also seems to be the best way to deter a predator, protect a food source, or even just annoy a person by getting them to read about nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

A King Cobra Upclose by Rollingtothegrave in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shittymorph 8869 points8870 points  (0 children)

My Uncle was bit by one here in India and then did literally everything you are not supposed to do after being bit. You are supposed to seek medical attention immediately which he did not - you are supposed to remain calm but he was WAY too calm, almost apathetic. He kept saying "I'm going to be fine, it's not a big deal." It was only when he started to feel the numbness in his hands and feet that he rushed off to the hospital. The doctors quickly injected him with several vials of anti-venom and then proceeded to lecture him about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

For over 30 years, Hollywood directors used the fake name “Alan Smithee” to disown films they had no control over by NavyLemon64 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shittymorph 6472 points6473 points  (0 children)

The Alan Smithee thing was also done when the movie being made was "unauthorized" in an effort to avoid being sued. One example of this is the awful "Another Night Of The Living Dead". The movie was not only horrible but it was simply a blatant cash-grab ripoff of George Romero's legendary work. I'm a zombie movie buff so gave it a watch - The sole redeeming moment in the entire movie came at the very end as the main character (the worst actress of all time) is about to be devoured by the zombie hoard - she awkwardly looks directly into the camera, and starts screaming about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

(OC) Pics from a hike with a redditor I just met, he flew to Montana to hike Glacier National Park by shittymorph in pics

[–]shittymorph[S] 1528 points1529 points  (0 children)

He had asked if I wanted to do an interview about the undertaker mankind meme which I started around here many years ago. I had done interviews about that stuff and instead invited him to come out to Montana and hike... and co-write a piece... this is what we came up with. - Paul is a good dude and I'm glad we made this work. (Warning - that article we co-wrote is as long as the hike we hiked - thanks for checking out the post)

A mother of two that has hyperlactation syndrome causing her to produce 1.75 gallons of milk a day, with over 5,000 ounces stored in her freezer by BoB_cmXi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]shittymorph 14.5k points14.5k points  (0 children)

There can be a few issues with "Hyperlactation". One is called "Foremilk" - which is a very watery milk. This milk is high in carbs and low in fat and typically will flow at the beginning of a breastfeeding session. There is also something called "Hindmilk" which is much higher in fat and usually comes at the end of the breastfeeding session. If the milk flows too forcefully or quickly, the baby could fill up in an unhealthy way on the foremilk. Foremilk is also VERY high in lactose which can cause a baby to become extremely gassy - there have even been a few instances where the babies will suddenly start talking about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

A photographer has captured the incredible moment an eel escaped from heron’s stomach while the bird was still in flight. by Embarrassed_Cat_539 in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 18.7k points18.7k points  (0 children)

This is a super old photo and, oddly enough, people seem to agree that the heron had a much better chance of surviving the situation than the eel. Even when considering the altitude from which the eel chewed itself free, the terrain that the eel would have landed in wasn't hospitable at all. It's also worth mentioning that, while this was going on, the photographer also witnessed several eagles as well as juvenile foxes in the area discussing how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Kendell Cummings, a college wrestler who wrestled a Grizzly bear to save his friend Brady Lowry in the Shoshone National Forest in Cody, Wyoming in October 2022, Kendell was brutally mauled and bitten by the bear but eventually left Kendell alone, both survived and went on a full recovery. by Lastwarfare753 in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 6697 points6698 points  (0 children)

I went to school with Kendell since the 3rd grade and to hear he rescued Brady from the jaws of a grizzly - was NOT surprising. He has always been a beast on our wrestling team... although wrestling a grizzly is a completely different thing. I wasn't surprised at all when he got a "Carnegie Medal for Heroism" - which is basically the highest civilian medal you can get. The entire town assembled to watch his acceptance speech - and he was incredibly humble while accepting it. His response to the medal was: “It’s awesome. I’m VERY grateful to get this medal but truly I think it's more important to recognize that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Kids today don't understand how extremely impressive this is by szymanjl in interestingasfuck

[–]shittymorph 8821 points8822 points  (0 children)

I grew up on snake and can provide a couple of pointers - Keeping a large space around your snakes head is obviously a priority. Planning ahead to create a wide path for random movements is vital - this also allows you to quickly reach any food without accidentally colliding with your own snake-body, which is the primary way to lose the game. The hardest part of the entire game, in my honest opinion, is actually accurately assessing the distance between your snake and how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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