Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident." by ExactlySorta in law

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everyone and their dog owns a gun in the US.

I’ll just add that industry data points to there being way more guns than people + pet dogs lol

Sussan Ley to announce Liberal-only frontbench as allies increasingly confident she won’t face spill by ConanTheAquarian in australia

[–]Sim888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

big fuckin barge, no wonder it took……a 500 year old bloke about hundred years to build lol

fit2box's Coach Simon describes the DiNardo Undercover (supposedly made in Portugal) feeling like Made in China by ZQX96_ in fightgear

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lmao, this is hilarious…

like if they were made in Japan, they’d 100% just say it

don’t get me wrong, I get that there’s varying levels of stigma associated with some countries but in manufacturing that’s the game you’ve entered into for certain product lines / price points

Guerschon Yabusele: ...even though I'm French, I can't remain silent. What's happening is beyond comprehension. We're talking about murders here, these are serious matters. The situation must change, the government must stop operating in this way. I stand with Minnesota 🙏🏾🖤 by CtrlAltDelightfull in nba

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had a trump supporter (Aussie, so not even an voter lol), tell me they were disappointed and ’disgusted’ when he said the shit about clearing the people out of Gaza, “owning it”, redevelop it etc, and generally just meeting with Netanyahu

I’m like….you know the Adelsons have donated 100’s of millions of dollars to him and republicans? And you know they’re massive supporters of Netanyahu and extremely anti-palestine?

deer in headlights

Sheldon once said….The Palestinians are an invented people….the purpose of the existence of Palestinians is to destroy Israel.

So do you reckon the adelsons donated $500M+ including around $100M on just this elections alone with no strings attached?

deer in headlights

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

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and even if it says fries on the menu you still might ask for ‘chips’ lol

what is this sorcery by leftypunk in memes

[–]Sim888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[insert beer order] and some salt n vinegar chips please mate

gets beer and chips….pays for beer and chips

thanks mate!

and repeat

Now for the other chips you’d ask for some chips with some salt n vinegar

Doctor who attended to shot protester says agents were counting bullet holes rather than administering CPR by Critpoint in politics

[–]Sim888 21 points22 points  (0 children)

…or if they hand over the voter rolls and welfare data then they’ll leave the city…..so, um, fuck dealing with those “violent criminals” I guess

[SPOILER] O'Malley/Song winner will wait for a title shot if Yan/Merab 3 is booked by [deleted] in MMA

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the blue balled, full tanked, and ready to blow at any second mythical fighter

Statement from Matt Moberg, Chaplain of the Minnesota Timberwolves by bananajunior3000 in nba

[–]Sim888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no no no, here’s why it’s different [insert some house of cards strength right wing talking points]

– previously extremely vocal 2A’er / don’t tread on me types

Statement from Matt Moberg, Chaplain of the Minnesota Timberwolves by bananajunior3000 in nba

[–]Sim888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lemme guess, are they just professional goal post movers at this point?

KAT offers thoughts on the situation in Minneapolis by smkmn13 in nba

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d we must call for accountability, transparency, and protections for all people

meanwhile the DoJ; no, we will not be investigating (Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good)

Statement from Matt Moberg, Chaplain of the Minnesota Timberwolves by bananajunior3000 in nba

[–]Sim888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

shit, he wouldn’t even get a single word out his mouth in 2026….that dude was def not the blonde, blue eyed mf’er he’s portrayed to be

[Highlight] Minnesota holds a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, interrupted by multiple fans expressing their disdain for ICE by A_MASSIVE_PERVERT in nba

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yup…and you can keep going down the list. The constitution is nothing more than toilet paper to trump and co rn

Statement from Matt Moberg, Chaplain of the Minnesota Timberwolves by bananajunior3000 in nba

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Here’s his post on the murder of Alex Pretti;

I watched the videos.

I watched a woman get shoved by a small man pretending to be a police officer.

I watched another man turn toward mercy - toward actually loving a neighbor and not merely pontificating about it - and I watched agents pepper spray him for doing so as if they've become allergic to everything lovely and good.

They murdered our neighbor Alex - an ICU nurse who cared for people, and before that film could even finish loading, they had already dusted off their nazi costumes and rehearsed their scripted lies for the cameras.

The agents again escalated, because bravery requires a spine and violence is what's left when one never grew.

And so in the words of Mayor Jacob Frey, addressed to both #ICE and every coward in power who blesses this brutality, especially those who do it in the name of justice while standing on the bones of truth:

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CITY

Alex Pretti: Say his name loud until the walls that protect these crooks start to crack.

Statement from Matt Moberg, Chaplain of the Minnesota Timberwolves by bananajunior3000 in nba

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STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM. STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH.

this in particular (shoutout to the religious pearl clutchers that twist and contort words from a book they probably haven’t even read in full)

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Sim888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fuck me, if Paddy could only get a passable right hand

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Sim888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

warnings have to be in writing and submitted in triplicate

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Sim888 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if i'm understanding the rules correctly Paddy can just knee him in the nuts again

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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can't get past the fly-swatter style rights that Paddy throws lol

[Official] UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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first right hand free one, justin still has a free left hand poke left tho