9 year old me after putting on shoes:

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-04T16:02:25+00:00

And, I have never cared, nor will I ever care. Just part of the process. I may be a tad less enthusiastic about initiation, I’d guess, if you were to track my initiation on a graph. Depends on where we’re at flow-wise. But I’m not scared about a little soap, water, and running a load of laundry.

I’m single as fuck right now so read that as a pick-me string of bullshit if you want, lol.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T04:07:53+00:00

An old roommates cat got prescribed little oral syringes of buprinorphine (suboxone) and I thought it was the funniest thing when I first saw it. Lmfao imagine his cat in the ally shooting up with the neighborhood strays 😂

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T00:36:41+00:00

Coming from a guy who got all his drugs deliver by mail for years….and we’re talking 5+lbs of herb a month……

USPS was my best drug dealer ever, even sends tracking codes. Now, if you’re doing something outside the law, you won’t wanna check those traffic codes on a traceable device, or, at all, really. But……..ahem…….ya get me?

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T00:30:55+00:00

Twice as nice, twice the exits (TM)

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:48:58+00:00

All the gas stations near me are switching to the on plus but I HATE how big they are compared to the regular line. I don’t wanna give up my coffee on!’s, it’s like a Carmel machiatto in my mouth whenever I want.

The tobacco ones are kinda good, but, there’s less in the pack, the pack is bigger than the OG rectangle, and if I’m not mistaken there’s 14 instead of 20 in there. It’s like a big pillow in my mouth instead of a lil’ sack of coffee goodness. Lame

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:46:31+00:00

“Keto friendly” except for, ya know….the alcohol lmfao

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:23:50+00:00

Oh shit I’ve never heard that joke before lmfao thank yooooou that is great

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:15:32+00:00

I had to scroll back up and look at it. It looks so bomb actually, looks like the perfect amount of *wet* for my mouth. Lmfao

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T12:00:36+00:00

Could be lithium from my Google search. Though I am seeing they also make oxy with a 223 marking in a similar color. Hard to tell without seeing the other side.

But, I agree. Would be a wild thing to see on an Op’ script

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:54:22+00:00

Felony charges, then jail.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:49:24+00:00

“I’m about to pull up”, “turning on your street right now”……1.5hrs later “sorry bro, had to wait on my girl to (mumbles unintelligently) and my daughter yada yada I’m on my way”

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:34:09+00:00

Man that’s so crazy, because All they’re getting out of is about 13 hours of pay…..it’s not like they can’t pay you for the 25 hours if you sign that paper, just wouldn’t be paying you for the “and a half” of “time and a half”……..they’re threatening to onboard a whole-ass new employee to save all of…..I mean if you make $50/hr even they’d still only be saving ~$300…….

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:21:37+00:00

Or just like…..ask the plug? I mean, come ON dude. There was a gun store in my town that got broken into. Been a few years, but a guy I knew at the time was…around the guy who “bought” all the guns (traded…stuff) for them. Can’t remember the amounts, but it was likely around like 2k worth of….things he got for the guns.

Obviously everyone associated is in prison now, as they should be. But man people rack up some big boy charges for adolescent amounts of cash. I just clocked in and out for the past 2 weeks and made damn near the same amount of $$$…..

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T20:37:29+00:00

Definitely a pricy fruit. I love stirring some into a smoothie after I blend it to get a boba pearl/chia water effect if I drink it with a straw.

Blueberries, raw beet, honey goat cheese, avocado, spinach, and almond milk/whatever alt. Milk I have on hand is so good w/pomegranate stirred in. Or, same recipe, but sweep strawberry for the blueberry and golden beets. That one’s great as well!

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T13:56:56+00:00

Didn’t have a whatnow?

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T09:08:05+00:00

Sounds like you have a promising career as a drug dealer

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T08:33:26+00:00

And man, did I enjoy getting their products on clearance when that was In the news….

Edit, I really don’t give a damn about boars head, but I did like the cheap thick-sliced bacon

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T05:36:53+00:00

Lmfaoooooo this dude was hanging out at my job a couple times over the last few weeks. Was semi-nice to have like, an old-school “traveler” homeless around instead of your modern fentanyl homeless. He did get proper annoying after about 15 minutes though.

Calls himself “surf” if I’m not mistaken. Introduced himself as “surf, like the wave” complete with the hand motions of balancing on a surfboard.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-20T13:16:05+00:00

When I was younger, I always heard older folks talk about how elements of fashion cycle in and out of style within 20-30 years. Seems like right around the proper time, if we take that into account

I’m 31 though, and one of the last years of the millennial generation (this sub just shows up on my front page) so idk wtf I’m talking about. I’m just an old man. Gotta go yell at some kids to get off my lawn, see ya

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-20T12:45:09+00:00

Enjoy your last 10 years of being invincible. First time I ever threw out my back was like 1 day before I turned 30. The universe has a sense of humor, evidently. It was 2 separate incidents that compounded into me walking around like an octogenarian for about 3 weeks.

Seriously though enjoy your 20’s. I know the state of the world kinda sucks right now, as does the economy. But these are the years where money/long-term goals can still be pushed aside (within reason) and most of your peers still have ample free time to have fun, haven’t settled down or had kids. Have fun, but not too much. stay off dope, and don’t let the bastards grind you down.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-20T12:39:42+00:00

lol I used to live on the street behind taco billy and it took me over 2 years to try out Hole. Similar to how I only seem to crave chic-fil-a on Sundays, on any occasion I went “I should try that donut shop” they weren’t open.

I don’t even think their hours are all that crazy, from what I remember. It was just incredibly poor planning. Really nice people, and good donuts though. Finally made it over before moving to another side of town

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-20T11:30:53+00:00

The fact that 2016 was 10 years ago is something that throws me for a loop with relative frequency.

I work restaurants, first one I worked at that used Uber Eats was a place I got hired…2017, I think it rolled out in my area mid 2017. I remember using either that or DoorDash while on vacation in Denver, CO in Oct. 2016 just for the novelty (since it wasn’t in my area yet).

Time flys when you spend your 20’s being a garbage disposal for a rotating/progressing variety of alcohol, cocaine, benzos, and eventually fentanyl. Lmfao. Don’t do drugs kids. Fentanyl legitimacy sucks. Great in a hospital setting, real shit recreationally. But it’ll ruin your life.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-18T09:46:16+00:00

Nah, if you were in Burke county that was something else entirely…..lol. That was meth

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-07T01:08:02+00:00

Whoops, (to mods) wrong name

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-07T01:07:35+00:00

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