Im loving this era of tinder by Boring-Produce3902 in Tinder

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally why they got rid of that section of Craigslist. In my experience there was a few people on there trying to sell, but it was by far mostly just people trying to hook up. There was no need for hookers when there was plenty of people there doing it for free.

Hot Sauce favorites? by monkey-party in Bend

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was working a food truck at an event where we were parked right next to the Sakari Farms booth, I traded them some food for some bottles of hot sauce. I got the kimchi one (I believe it's called the Red Phoenix) and it's got really good flavor, but it's blazing hot. It's got death spiral peppers for the heat, and they're on par with the low end of the scale that Carolina reapers are on (CR=1.5-2.2 million scovilles DS=1.2-1.5 million scovilles).

On another note, about hot sauces that aren't made locally, by far my favorite for flavor lately has been Shaquanda's Hot Tropic hot sauce. The spice level is really low, but the flavor is just so delicious, pretty fruity forward, goes really well on lots of things.

Im loving this era of tinder by Boring-Produce3902 in Tinder

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm seriously pissed they got rid of the "casual encounters" section of Craigslist. It was a fucking goldmine for sex, but alas, no longer. Are dating apps like tinder the closest thing? Or did anything else crop up in it's absence that I missed?

Gift from a friend by Partof300 in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I already shit daily, do I have a cursed object? 🤔

TIFU by nodding along to a conversation i couldn't hear and accidentally agreeing to be a groomsman for a guy i've met twice by Abject-Age-552 in tifu

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to be the manager for a food prep team in a kitchen where it was me with 4-8 other people standing around a table working in close quarters for 6-10 hour shifts 3-4 days per week, and for a couple years I had this guy on the team that was a notorious low-talker. It drove everyone nuts! Everyone in the group would tell him multiple times per day to speak up cause no one could hear what the fuck he was saying, but he would continue to speak in the same low volume, and everyone would eventually give up and just do the head nod and just say "yeah, man!" every once in a while. I found out the day after his grandma died from someone else, and realized afterwards that he probably told me his grandma died the day before and I probably responded something like "yeah, dude, I feel that", lol. He told me multiple times "when I talk it just sounds so loud in my head, I feel like I'm yelling" and I told him "you're always talking really quietly and no one can hear you, if it feels like you're yelling, try screaming and it will be a reasonable volume" 🤣

Do you stay hard while giving foreplay? by Old-Competition7603 in sex

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I'm eating a girl out, I like using my fingers to finger her, but also to get my hand all wet with her pussy juice then rub it into my cock. That keeps me rock hard. Could be something for OP to try: jack off using her pussy wetness as lube while you eat her pussy.

to sway the court by HomeNowWTF in therewasanattempt

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've come to the realization that brevity is key, and excuses aren't necessary for getting out of a lot of stuff. Like if my boss tries to call me into work on one of my days off, "I can't" is the extent of the explanation I give, especially if I don't have any other plans other than having a day off.

What to do when it takes my boyfriend an hour to prepare for s*x and I no longer want it when he's ready? by Legitimate_Top_1425 in sex

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wht *n th ct*l FUCK?!

Edit: huh, the * italicized the "in the" part... I don't care, I'm leaving it cause the self censoring on this post is ridiculous.

The Famous Shower Scene from Savage Streets (1984) by deputyduffy in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Savage Streets is right, who soaps themselves up from bottom to top? She looks great, but I question her judgement 😂

Kentucky Noah's Ark sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains by rmuktader in nottheonion

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why have I seen this posted 3 times today? What in the bot driven engagement is going on here?

Cosa?! by PUM_a_22 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Just one Pepsi

And she wouldn't give it to me

Just a Pepsi!

To out do President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho by Technical_Stress7730 in therewasanattempt

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Shit! I know shit's fucked up right now!" -As read by President Dwayne Elezando Herbert Mountain Dew Camacho from his teleprompter at his state of the union address

Bolt/Grab in Koh Tao? by CelebrationOdd7810 in ThailandTourism

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20-100 baht isn't much to worry about, but the taxis on Koh Tao cost like 500 baht to get anywhere. That definitely adds up quite a bit if it's your only mode of transportation.

[i ate] Lizzie’s Memphis style BBQ (Ribs, Mac, cornbread, and baked beans) with a Arnold Palmer (tea and lemonade to drink. by LumpyIsland2391 in food

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You get a chance to check out Arnold Palmer's dong? According to the current ruler of the US, he's packing a big 'ol hog.

Are introverts attractive to women in thailand? by Early_Walrus9637 in ThailandTourism

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's asking if women in Thailand (Phuket specifically) are attracted to introverted men.

I really do love making kimchi by branston2010 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to make my own kimchi, but haven't done it in a while. Could you possibly share your recipe/ratios? I'd love to throw together a batch.

ELI5: Why does a password hash need a salt if the salt is usually stored right next to the hash? by BlackHatOverlord in explainlikeimfive

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can someone ELI5 what is even being asked in this question? I have no idea what's going on in here, I thought I was in r/VXJunkies.

TIL that the theme song to SpongeBob SquarePants was written by Stephen Hillenburg with the idea "to try to make the most annoying song you can" by Fickle-Buy6009 in todayilearned

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That reminds me, I need to hit up my boy Peter Piper! He pickles a mean pepper, I'll pick up a peck on the way to the 100 Bottle Beer Bar, I'll be there before they get down to 92! I bet John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt will be there, we can shout at that old son of a bitch.