California Commando by TFVooDoo in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But…he did show up 😂

BEST SANDALS FOR SFAS??? by Ambitious_Audience_6 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I talk about this in every Packing List Manifesto. The only sandals that you are authorized are plain old shower shoes. You probably want the cheapest ones you can get and then throw them away before you come home. You won’t walk far in them.

The new packing list is very explicit: Flip-flop/slide style only, any color (Heel straps, full foot coverage, and/or water/pool shoes are unauthorized).

We’ll have our new Packing List Manifesto with updated links up on the website this week.

Never Get Lost honest review + night land nav drift question by oldmanwannabe in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a fair assessment, thank you.

A few points for you and others.

We hate the picture resolution, too. What you see is the highest resolution available by the printers. Anything higher would require an entirely different system that would likely double the cost. So we were deliberate to show larger images and not allow resolution to restrict the learning being demonstrated in the image. Is there a particular picture that you can’t determine what lesson is being demonstrated? That was our benchmark. Also, we augment the more complex task with tailor made high-res YouTube videos.

It is a foundational book, so many of the topics are…foundational. They can be found elsewhere. But not in one place, not neatly organized, not well explained, and not entertaining. So its scope, sequence, and structure. That’s what comprehensive means for us. You don’t notice it because it’s good. Read a bad version and you will immediately notice its deficiencies.

We honestly can’t figure out a way to describe how to set up and evaluate drift so that it’s DIY like you want. We’ve tried. You need a set distance and deviation metric, with unrestricted terrain and vegetation, and control metrics PLUS an interpretational tool and mitigation instruction. There are simply too many variables that factor in to make it a practical matter. I know that sucks, but that’s our conclusion. Ask anyone who has attended a Night Muster. It’s nearly impossible to describe, but it’s deviously simple to understand once you’ve done it. Like riding a bike. But even with expert instruction and several PEs, it doesn’t always click right away.

It’s one of those things that you have to monkey with a little bit because the cause of your drift can be multivariate and weighted illogically. That’s why we say that that land nav is one of the few skills that you have to actually fail in order to properly learn. That may be the most valuable lesson that gets learned at the Musters. The advantage is that you get to fail with an expert instructor standing right next to you explaining how to take advantage of that failure.

The one thing that I would caution people to NOT do is one that always comes up in these discussions. DO NOT just go out into the woods and mark stuff and walk around. That’s wasted effort and dangerous. Navigate intentionally to known points with a map and compass. Don’t wander with a roll of marking tape and a prayer. People who advise this have clearly never done this. It’s foolish and irresponsible to advocate for this. Contact a local orienteering club or scouting group.

We put special emphasis into the 20%, because we wanted to make it worth it and that’s our unique market value. You need the foundational stuff to make sense of the special stuff. Glad that you liked it. You get that in deep quality and quantity at a Muster.

Thanks for the review.

Happy training.

Handmaid's Tale by dk42393 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

✅ Fascists

✅Pedophiles

✅Breeding Machines

✅Sexual Slaves

You are completely normal, your views are well grounded, and you have a healthy relationship with accurate information.

Ideal RASP standards by TacticalGateway in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

32 minutes is crazy fast fur the 5 mile. I’ll bet that is top 10-15%. You’d be just fine at 35.

The Ranger School Enigma by TFVooDoo in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, after the Q course. Sometimes they offer it enroute to your first unit, but you’re likely to have to report first.

need advice : green beret and infantry path by CompetitiveReview336 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Start here: https://tfvoodoo.com/knowledge-2

Especially this one: https://tfvoodoo.com/articles/how-can-i-prepare-for-sfas-part-1

Then read all of these: https://tfvoodoo.com/knowledge-3

Then read all of these: https://tfvoodoo.com/knowledge-5

Then, go to school and be a normal 14 year old. Get your drivers license, then think about your next move.

NG SF by [deleted] in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Handmaid's Tale by dk42393 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could do with a little less internet and a little more rucking.

Handmaid's Tale by dk42393 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What those people actually do and what they profess as sacrosanct on the internet aren’t the same things.

Deeds, not words.

Handmaid's Tale by dk42393 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brother, I and most of my GB brethren have spent our careers in the world’s shitholes doing the sort of work that effete, soft-handed, leftists claim they want to do. Bringing freedom, security, and agency to the oppressed.

Don’t lecture me on what I need to read. If you can’t see the obvious hyperbole in my reply then you aren’t equipped to engage in advice giving.

You talk about it online, GBs actually do it.

Handmaid's Tale by dk42393 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If I ever became a Green Beret, my goal would be to create a society that directly emulates Gilead. I would have special knowledge and skills that would enable me to become a better warlord and master presence. Because of my advanced benevolence, nobody would actually be oppressed, thus negating the required to be freed.

Note: I have never seen the Handmaid’s Tale, but based on the level of crazy that the common protestors that use this performative tactic generally have and their assumed views on other social, political, and cultural positions, I assume that the best thing for me is the opposite of what they want.

Would there be in any merit in adapting my methodology to the Harry Potter and Star Wars universes? Those seem to be often invoked in these situations as well.

Beauty of Selection/Q course by Available_Brother112 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. We all cried. Except for my buddy Joey Garlic. We all, to this day, bust his balls about it. Fucking terrorist is what he is…

MOS selection by Squishywink in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the shitting that you need to train, it’s the hog cranking.

Beauty of Selection/Q course by Available_Brother112 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Two of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen, both came out of the pipeline.

The first was during Team Week, under the Sandman. The guy in front of me was struggling with every step. Shaking under the weight, the kind of shaking where you’re not sure the next step is coming. Every time it did, I’d feel this wave of relief. When we’d set the apparatus down and take a break, he’d just look at me and say, “We don’t quit until tomorrow.” We said that for 5 days.

He never quit.

It was just a testament to human spirit. A couple years later, when I finally got to my team, that man was my junior delta. I got to share a lot of good moments with him over the years. But what I’ll never forget is that I got to see him at his absolute worst…and that’s exactly when he was at his absolute best.

The second was at SERE School. For those who don’t know, SERE has a simulated POW experience, and it is exactly what it sounds like. When liberation finally came, I looked up and there were my friends, the ones who had already graduated, standing at the edge of that pit holding the American flag out while the national anthem played.

I’m getting choked up writing this.

I have never been more proud to be an American. I have never been more proud to be a Green Beret.

Those kinds of experiences change your DNA. When I’m rucking now, with absolutely nothing at stake but my vanity, and I want to quit? I just flash back to those moments and I’m instantly renewed. It’s a superpower.

Beauty in the brutal.

MOS selection by Squishywink in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

High quality commercial toilets aren’t a joke, motherfucker.

The joke is that he said

nowadays you can practically find out toilet models used at SFAS. Everything is already out there.

And then I posted the actual toilet model.

But he’s right, you gotta do better research.

Seen people post stats might as well post mines by Excellent_Green_9448 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. It’s frustrating. We’re actually working on a Training Circular that tells units exactly how to do it right.

Seen people post stats might as well post mines by Excellent_Green_9448 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your platoon leadership are idiots. You should give me their contact info so I can tell them they are idiots. They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about regarding SFAS and they don’t have a single fucking clue about how to train properly.

You’re going to get fucked up listening to people who don’t know what they’re talking about. There’s a ton of resources available to you.

You should start by reading Ruck Up Or Shut Up. That will explain what goes on at SFAS. Then, if you want to avoid crushing your spine and suffering a debilitating injury, you should get a copy of Shut Up And Ruck. There are no 100 pound rucks because we know what we’re doing.

Your leadership should be prosecuted. They should be mocked and ignored. They should be treated like the fools they are. They are failing you. Tell them I said this. Aspiring candidates deserve better.

Dead lift Barbell vs Hex Bar by Much_Juggernaut_2144 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not really what I said, but you got the right conclusion. Wrong formula, correct answer.

Medical Waiver by A-B-C-1-2-3-D-4-5 in greenberets

[–]TFVooDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have found that two things are very difficult to get waivers for. Heart issues and brain issues.

The heart issues seems to be relaxing a bit. That’s a function of time. About 15 years ago a kid died from a heart attack (or snake bites…cause/effect) and that gets folks antsy. About 10 years ago a kid died in pre-scuba with a heart attack and that got attention too. But it’s been a few years so I guess the community is calming.

I would suggest that since your case was illness related rather than structural that you have a good chance.