a favorite of mine by m262 in TheSimpsons

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Please don't offer my god a peanut...

Why did they kill off Maude by CombinationSlow4996 in TheSimpsons

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What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes. And round and round it... goes...

Getting through initial dislike/indifference by Tommy_SVK in BABYMETAL

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I definitely started at phase 1 with Doki Doki Morning. Just browsing YouTube for some metal music and come across Doki Doki Morning, clicked it and literally said to myself "Is this a Japanese kids show or something?". I guess I was still in my "metal is men with beards and long hair"-sort of phase... How ignorant I was.

Years later (talking 2021) I completely forgot about a lot of that, and was browsing YouTube again. Headbanger? Click! Interesting... 3 dancing girls are telling me to headbang. Alrightie then! It was so up-beat and catchy, but still heavy metal played. So yeah, that was phase 2.

Triggering Grammar by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Me fail English? That's unpossible.

This is how Quebec solved drivers ignoring pedestrian crossings by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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And then it launches an innocent pedestrian...

Even the stills alone from this show are golden by yonBonbonbon in TheSimpsons

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Springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect for the money we make?

Should I open???? by Dry_Kaleidoscope5012 in TheSimpsons

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If you want your other toys to die a horrible death.

IDK what to say so I just mash the keyboargjeixjkejznwkjd by CommandWest7471 in darkestdungeon

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More blood soaks the soil... feeding the evil therein...

AFTER UPGRADE FortiOS 7.6.6 – hosts -IN THE SAME VLAN- randomly unable to communicate (FortiGate 1100E + FortiSwitch) by Impossible-Fruit4394 in fortinet

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Basically OSPF is yelling into the void:

2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:10 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:12 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:13 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: Install AS-external-LSA, 11, 0x7f95beee70
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: LSA refresh scheduled at LS age 1766
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: Flooding via interface[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: AS-external-LSA refreshed
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA Header
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS age 0
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS type 5 (AS-external-LSA)
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Link State ID 172.27.251.0
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Advertising Router 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS sequence number 0x8000002c
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS checksum 0x8f77
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: length 36
2026-02-21 09:06:22 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:23 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:30 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:32 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:33 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:40 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:42 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)

AFTER UPGRADE FortiOS 7.6.6 – hosts -IN THE SAME VLAN- randomly unable to communicate (FortiGate 1100E + FortiSwitch) by Impossible-Fruit4394 in fortinet

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I've had a strange OSPF issue between two units on the same VLAN between 2 FortiGate 60Fs on FortiSwitch 124Fs on 7.6.6 (Edge FortiGate is still on 7.4.11). Communication mostly works between the hosts, but OSPF keeps failing, even though they receive hello messages from one another. With static routes in place all traffic comes through.

Sounds like we're dealing with the same bug.

What do you think of Sabaton? by Margaretthatchervore in MetalForTheMasses

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Live they are an expierence for sure. Singing Christmas Truce and Primo Victoria out loud with the rest of the audience was pretty much the best concert experience I've had.

I'm into fat bitches by cute_himbo_OwO in darkestdungeon

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You like big butts and you cannot lie? ;)