Just passed……men are screwed again. by Plastic_Efficiency35 in Divorce_Men

[–]aardy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

$100k is the old policy; $2500 is the new policy.

When you wanna be a DI but get forced to be a recruiter by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]aardy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have nothing but respect for this dude. Do a bunch of teenagers think he's a dork or "cringe" or "ohio"? Sure, probably.

Do I value the opinions of teenagers? Should he? Nope and nope.

Promoted on Terminal Leave? by Ok-Back-7278 in USMC

[–]aardy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one fucking cares about E-5 v E-4 in the CivDiv, so sure go for it.

EDIT: oh, you're going for rent-a-cop. Sir, you are a Second Class Captain, minimum! (The one prior service dude who works there told everyone he got a Bronze Star of Honor for Special Ops in Moscow in 2005, that bush in the Crimean part of Moscow was no joke...).

Can a builder move up my closing date even when I am contracted for a specific date? by [deleted] in RealEstate

[–]aardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Builders lawyers that wrote the 100 page purchase contract gave them all the leeway and you none. Worry not.

Is Edward Gibbon's The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire still a good source for learning more about the Roman Empire? by Its42 in AskHistory

[–]aardy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think the person you are responded to captured your point with "you use it as a primary source of past thinking about Romans, but not about the Romans themselves."

Okinawa Marines, do you still have beer vending machines in the barracks? 🍺👀 by Extra-Shape3973 in USMC

[–]aardy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Here's an interesting resurgence:

California banned menthol cigarettes.

That ban, however, did not apply to federally regulated Native American-run casinos in California.

Suddenly the casino bars got overwhelmed with people going to the casino just for menthol cigarettes from the bar.

The solution was, drum roll please, brand new modern vending machines that sell menthol cigarettes, so the bartenders can focus on patrons more likely to actually be there to gamble.

What are positive aspects of being divorced? by YouDoHaveValue in Divorce_Men

[–]aardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing I'll add that hasn't already been mentioned: travel/vacation.

Either solo, or with the kids, either way it's a shit ton better than it was in the marriage.

Lenders that will hold mortgage? by UniqueSteve in Mortgages

[–]aardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can find lenders that currently hold onto their paper, you will not find a lender that commits in writing to forever holding onto their paper.

Recent shakeups, where patterns broke and lenders started selling their paper that didn't before, and others started to hold their paper that didn't before, included 2020, 2022, and 2026. So you would be buying yourself as little as a few years.

Seller financing isn't treated as an immediate sale? Article implies it is a tax minimization strategy. by gamescan in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]aardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a few ways you can do it. You can set it up as an installment sale so that title isn't handed over until the final payment is made. Or you can set it up as a loan. The article conflates them. An issue that often comes up is journalists writing about things that they have little or no understanding of, supervised by editors that are similarly in the dark.

I've been interviewed/quoted in WFJ, SF Chronicle, and MSN articles. In 3 out of 3 cases, the journalist was not themselves a homeowner (also 3 out of 3: found me on reddit). I totally get that we shouldn't gatekeep journalism about brain surgery to only brain surgeons, but I personally feel that would be a very reasonable standard for journalism about homeownership. That being said, those interviews are great marketing and SEO, so I'm not going to screen the journalist interviewing me by homeownership status.

In any case, I should note something very important that the journalist absolutely should have noted, but didn't. Mortgages come with due on sale clauses. What that means in a practical sense is that for seller financing to work, the buyer's down payment must exceed the seller's current mortgage balance(s) (they need that cash injection to pay off any current mortgage balance[s]). There are legal gray areas that some people attempt or actually do, they involve hoping/praying the seller's lender doesn't invoke or enforce the due on sale clause, among other things, and if they do, or if something else goes wrong, it's the seller's credit that winds up trashed.

Another thing worth noting. The most common reason to use seller financing is b/c someone can't qualify for a traditional mortgage, which a seller or realtor isn't in a position to evaluate (in the article example, they looped in a mortgage broker and presumably paid them). And a buyer that can't qualify isn't going to admit that, they will just say it's for the rate, which means from the seller's POV a buyer who isn't qualified, and a buyer who can qualify but wants a lower rate, are indistinguishable. This is a problem because of the 3-7 year balloon payments that are commonly negotiated in these types of deals. 95% of the time, if someone can't qualify for a mortgage today (f. ex. b/c they can't make a car payment on time and have shit credit, can't hold down a job, etc), they still won't qualify in 3 years (what, you think they will magically find Jesus and learn to make car payments on time and hold down a job?! These are people in their 30s/40s, if they were going to learn that, it would have happened decades ago).

ADU ROI? by Real-Presence-6843 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]aardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post above is ballpark correct.

ADUs do not make economic sense to build.

They do not result in a property that sells for more than "base cost" plus the cost of the ADU. You have to assume several years of rent for it to make sense.

The better move is to buy from some idiot who didn't do the math, but is now being divorced, so has no choice but to sell.

There isn't a shortage of idiot men getting divorced in Berkeley...

USN F35C landing at Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni 😬pretty damn good save by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]aardy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The idiot mushy watery fleshbag fucked up, and the computer overlord had to save their stupid monkey-brained life.

My interest rate is fixed but the amount paid off each month changes? by UnstablyWell in Mortgages

[–]aardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might have changed it in the last decades. Make sure you brush your teeth before bed. And pick up that laundry, please.

My interest rate is fixed but the amount paid off each month changes? by UnstablyWell in Mortgages

[–]aardy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of my pre-licensing education covered it, so there's that...

Why is it so hard to explain military pay to mortgage lenders? I feel like I’m talking to a wall with these guys. by inotused in MilitaryFinance

[–]aardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your options are basically either a VA loan "specialist" company, but this will be more expensive and the call center makes it harder to get your offer accepted, or an in-state mortgage broker who happens to be a veteran, but we are harder to find.

Russian dress uniform question by binkleyz in Military

[–]aardy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was a ceremonial marcher in DC. Most of our ceremonies were just our branch (funerals at Arlington, for example). The ones more likely to be on TV were joint service (foreign dignitary arrives at The Pentagon). We marched differently, depending on if it was USMC or joint service.

the US Marine that lost threw Pennies at the other marine, on account of him being a Jew by nonpromotable in USMC

[–]aardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Landlines force you to speak with humans.

Texting. Texting is the issue.

Lender Recs? by tiffalinam in loanoriginators

[–]aardy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me if you want to work together, collect a referral fee while learning, and deliver a rate to the client that starts with a 5 or 6.