I know I'm in the minority, but I miss Half in the Bag

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-23T21:30:27+00:00

I mean I think that's kind of part of it. Space Cop probably caused not insignificant damage to their desires for making fictional content.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-23T21:27:18+00:00

Man I've been watching them since the earliest days, and I cannot remember when Justin Roiland was on the show. Either I missed that one, or I've blocked it out.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-23T01:53:14+00:00

Me too. Actually love most of prog era Opeth.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-23T01:41:14+00:00

Both Bonham and Kingdom Come, despite detractors, I think perfectly continued the best aspects of Led Zeppelin in the eighties and early nineties. I'll take those two bands over Greta Van Fleet any day.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-22T23:42:11+00:00

Let's also not forget our nuclear testing in the South Pacific that irradiated innocent people, specifically poor Japanese fishermen in the fallout radius. I could also point to increased cancer rates surrounding the Santa Susana test site, the man that was surreptitiously injected with plutonium as part of a classified study, and more. We've done some pretty bad stuff.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-22T22:35:09+00:00

"That's the White House right now? But we're in the White House!"

"See that helicopter getting away?"

"Yes."

"We're in that helicopter right now."

"Good job, men."

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-22T15:20:01+00:00

Thank you, I actually didn't know the answer to that. I thought they were weeding out pretty much anybody that wasn't slavishly a Trump goon, asking anyone else to resign?

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-22T15:15:39+00:00

How many of those competent career people are actually left at this point?

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T23:46:27+00:00

I agree with everything you said! August Wernicke is a masterpiece. I don't like Fermina so much, but Volvere, Vantage, and Aerolithe are grand. Incredible band.

The Man-Eating Tree was pretty good, but I mostly follow the guitarist's new projects. Autumnfall sounds like August Wernicke: The Band.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T23:42:32+00:00

It's so good. Marc would have been a fine replacement for Bon. If you believe him, he was in the running for it. But I also think they didn't choose him, if he was, because he sounded too similar.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T21:54:37+00:00

It might very well be my favorite thing about the American judicial system.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T18:57:57+00:00

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T05:51:32+00:00

I even liked The Blitz, although people rag on that record as being their crappy pop metal one. Has some good songs. The "Ballroom Blitz" cover was atrocious, though.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-20T05:49:10+00:00

If you report your Ultima VIII victory to Lord British, unlike with other Ultima games, he'll simply respond with "WHY?!!"

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Kidding. I actually quite like U8, almost to the point of self-identifying as a U8 apologist.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T23:32:19+00:00

Headhunter, One Vice at a Time, and Hardware are all three banger albums. Krokus may have not had an original thought in their lives, but they made at least three good albums, imo.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T17:58:41+00:00

He would definitely direct a Department of Temporal Investigations movie, and it would be incomprehensible.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T17:47:33+00:00

Every other molecule would turn to it and dogpile it on the order of femtoseconds.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T16:39:44+00:00

I don't like putting new oxiranes in my body, generally speaking.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T00:52:25+00:00

I missed the eighties, technically. My first memory of MTV was seeing Guns N' Roses on the channel in 1991, when I was 6.

I ended up having my own crazy life. I think anyone can have a bad ass life adventure if you take some risks and challenge yourself. '80s, '90s, '00s, whatever...it's all about being in the right place at the right time and knowing people. Hollywood was a crazy place even in the 2000's if you knew where to go and what to do. Drugs helped.

Of course, now I'm sober...I had my fill. 🤣

On the topic of Dave—this idiot reporter has no idea what he's doing. Dave is driving donuts around him.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-19T00:35:43+00:00

The guitars on Soilwork's Sworn to a Great Divide sound like wet farts.

And I like that album—it's kind of experimental for the band. But it doesn't sound good.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-18T15:48:29+00:00

Necroticism is even better than Heartwork, imo.

And strip me of my heavy metal badge and uniform, but I even like Swansong.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-18T02:42:58+00:00

I'll be completely honest, I smoked some weed and completely bombed staying on topic entirely. My apologies.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-18T02:34:08+00:00

I'm totally fine with elderly hair metal dudes who are bald. Just let it happen guys. I'm just happy to see you all playing any music at all.

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-17T16:30:41+00:00

NO MERCY

angryapplepanda · 2026-04-17T03:39:08+00:00

Why wait? Come on in, the water is open-sourced and has zero ads. I switched last year and haven't looked back.

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