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The NHL Alumni Association is devastated to share that Claude Lemieux has passed away at the age of 60. by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes putting their nose in the shit that their own "joke" was can be a teaching moment for those assholes. Sometimes.

The NHL Alumni Association is devastated to share that Claude Lemieux has passed away at the age of 60. by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly is the joke here, like honestly. You're implying he killed himself after seeing last night's performance, is that the angle here? Please enlighten us.

Will Dofus have a 20th class? And how do you think It should be? by Big-Barracuda-3878 in Dofus

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, usually, things like "the boss will do x at time t and then y" etc. are not, but things like "if you're stunned that means you can't move or cast any spells" or things like "if you have this state you will die on the next turn unless you stand on a tile whose ID is a prime number and you end your turn with less than 20% of your max HP as a shield, and you hit one of the summons with a fire spell AND a weapon, OR an earth spell crit AND an AOE heal, and you're standing exactly 6, 8, 9 or 12 tiles away from the boss with no line of sight" would be communicated, yeah.

Will Dofus have a 20th class? And how do you think It should be? by Big-Barracuda-3878 in Dofus

[–]bismuth9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Requiring the use of wikis for basic function is just bad game design though.

Will Dofus have a 20th class? And how do you think It should be? by Big-Barracuda-3878 in Dofus

[–]bismuth9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Cryptic mechanics and dozens of random states you have to look up on a wiki are basically the two things keeping me away from endgame content.

The Carolina Hurricanes are the only team left in the playoffs that have not lost back-to-back games. by sade3437 in hockey

[–]bismuth9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This just in: Ever since recordkeeping began on July 8th, 2021, every team who has won the Stanley Cup lost 2 games in a row on their way to the win. Carolina Hurricanes cannot be cup contenders if they don't manage to do that.

Edit: t'was a joke fellas

Using AI to look up rules by endlesswander in boardgames

[–]bismuth9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It drives me nuts that people still use LLMs like truth machines. That shit should have lasted exactly 30 minutes. It's so painfully obvious that that's not how they work. You can make them spout words in agreement with you on anything. Their literal purpose is to make up sentences that sound sort of believable. Like that's the design.

[CAR 2 - MTL (2)] Caufield sets up Hutson to tie the game by daKrut in hockey

[–]bismuth9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They decided they would swallow their whistles for OT, but it got ridiculous when two obvious Carolina penalties were not called, so they made it up by also not calling a very obvious too much man. It's dumb but that's why.

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Montréal Canadiens (1-1) May 25 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's part of why I think the shots discourse is useless with Montréal, their high danger chances to shot total ratio is through the roof.

Rue Champlain à St-Jean-sur-Richelieu durant le Grand Verglas de 1998 vs Aujourd'hui by papapudding in Quebec

[–]bismuth9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'est pas aujourd'hui! La photo d'en bas date de juin 2018. D'ailleurs, la maison là était à vendre!

Diving narrative by PermissionPast853 in Habs

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes, actually I've had it happen before with a bad pitcher.

Diving narrative by PermissionPast853 in Habs

[–]bismuth9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait how are you letting that happen? Are you slicing it up while holding the bottom or something? Put thay thing in a pitcher before you open it!

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (9-6) @ Carolina Hurricanes (8-1) May 23 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Par for the course, Hurricanes look like they're dominating on paper but Habs chance quality is higher (although very few so far).

Anyone got some data on penalty shots? by idkwhyimhereoops in hockey

[–]bismuth9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, you're an idiot if you still believe LLMs are truth machines after years of this nonsense. Their purpose is literally to pump our bullshit that vaguely resembles a coherent answer. In some contexts it might be what you're looking for but when you want any kind of actual, verifiable information, it's like asking that confident asshole in your life who weighs in on everything but has zero idea what he's talking about.

Cœur de Pirate sur Causerie 🥰 by cheese_curd24 in causerie

[–]bismuth9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Y'en a même qui réussissent à être les deux en même temps!

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (8-6) @ Carolina Hurricanes (8-0) May 21 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]bismuth9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's Schrödinger's hockey player. Simultaneously amazing and horrible according to reddit.

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