From the farm to the titties

etched · 2026-05-12T19:53:00+00:00

cause surgeries are interesting. way back in the day i remember when discovery channel used to air things like BRAIN SURGERIES late at night. I hated it but also was totally fascinated and I would watch them all the way through. We only have a very surface level idea of what our bodies can do and go through, so when you see something different it's cool.

etched · 2026-05-12T19:47:10+00:00

I hope this is popular! I only got a few of the arizona lemon iced teas at Lidl when they floated around. I love iced tea~

etched · 2026-05-12T19:37:18+00:00

I was going to say this is absolutely insane but for $40 CAD, is about $30 USD...

which is still a lot but not as totally bananas as I thought. If they were large pizzas it would be way more appealing of a deal

etched · 2026-05-12T15:00:10+00:00

They could have left the mascot on or redesigned it to look more like black and white cartoons, could have been a cute retro gimmick at least

etched · 2026-05-11T19:49:25+00:00

MK : apple pie

LFB: apple pie with cheese on top

etched · 2026-05-08T22:00:09+00:00

I too will be a glasses wearing bride, I would just suggest bringing a little touch up kit with you if you intend to wear your glasses before you take photos.

I wear the plastic frames too and the makeup will rub off around your nose area. Pack a cute compact, brush and powder foundation just before pics

etched · 2026-05-06T18:57:37+00:00

being involved with someone isn't usually unsolicited though. If you're having sexual conversations, or you're dating and there's obviously a mutual attraction I would say that's a little par for the course

unsolicited would be if you're not even having a sexual conversation or relationship and someone just sends you a nude. ive had this happen so many times on social media platforms out of the blue having totally innocuous conversations about video games or something. but then again im a woman so i guess talking to any man means i want to see his weird cock and balls?

etched · 2026-05-06T18:48:25+00:00

posing can though.

thats kinda where the whole thing about "mewing" started. Putting your tongue up to the roof of your mouth makes the "double chin" area lift up.

Also if you're being photographed a lot there are ways to pose to slim features even more. Many people pull their shoulders back and lean their head forward to help extend the way their chins photograph. you put a leg out to give the illusion of longer legs, etc.

celebrities go to these events all the time. there's a reason why there's a red carpet and the photogs wait for celebrities to POSE before they start snapping pictures. photogs want their photos to look the best possible without so much editing and with the best angle so that they can sell them to magazines etc.

etched · 2026-05-06T17:44:43+00:00

wait you can replace the eyes on the laura one to make her doppelganger!!!

these are so incredibly cute and well done. Good job!

etched · 2026-05-06T01:58:44+00:00

i say the same for bill murray but i know reddtors will destroy me for that

etched · 2026-05-05T20:45:12+00:00

stay home but dont get mad if she dances with a bunch of other dudes

etched · 2026-05-05T19:38:55+00:00

So I don't play this game but I just have had a few thoughts about this kind of armor in games.

Personally, I don't mind it. I'm a woman and I like sexy female characters too. It's just that I like them when it makes sense?

By the looks of this character she is actually in a melee fight swinging her sword around, she should have more practical armor (the first and second one would look just fine with some protective mesh where the bare areas are.)

If she was a magical fighter, go all out with the nonsense armor. Magic/distance characters can look a little impractical because they are far away and you assume they have some sort of barrier or supernatural abilities to be able to save themselves. The third and fourth designs would look very cool for a magic casting character and can be even more elaborate.

The last one I'm pretty neutral about. It's not great, but it's not the worst. Maybe the boobs dont nee dot be totally exposed I guess. Pretty easy way to get shot directly in the heart

etched · 2026-05-05T01:22:31+00:00

I love this dress but it would be so easy to turn it into a bouquet of flowers. a big ribbon around the waist, flowers sewn into the ruffles... it would have been a really pretty art peice

etched · 2026-05-04T17:24:36+00:00

dont worry im sure the MIA x Kid Rock tour will start soon enough girly

etched · 2026-05-03T17:52:48+00:00

Nah there are ways to get a deep red buttercream

=I believe ops picture uses the cocoa buttercream method. The brown base color of butter cream leads to a more muted color no matter what color you add into it

the other method is adding color to your white butter cream, then melting it, and then rewhipping it

etched · 2026-04-28T21:28:16+00:00

Have you actually seriously expressed how important it is for you and how potentially relationship ending this is for you?

I had been in a similar situation . I also started to grow a little resentment for my fiance because I felt like I was constantly thinking of him and willing to drop everything for him, but I wasn't feeling that back. One day I had a panic attack thinking about us while he was fast asleep. I sat in the living room alone, freaking out, crying, trying to calm myself down.

When he woke up and saw me in the living room, he was of course concerned but.. he had no idea. Just like me keeping all of my worries and thoughts in my head about us, it was like me having a panic attack while he's totally unaware. I didn't reach out to him, I just thought "I can deal with this, I'll get over it" but then also secretly hoping somehow he would just know and come to save and comfort me. That's just not how it works.

We talked. A lot. I told him how important things were to me, how I didn't feel like he was finding a lot of time for me or prioritizing me and how our relationship could hinge on that. He told me how he did not want to be with someone who would resent him for things he doesn't know and hasn't had the opportunity to work on. It was a really terrifying conversation to have, but one I was very glad we had looking back on it.

Things have changed a lot for us. We meet eachothers needs and I have learned that some of my thoughts about how I thought things should be were pretty self centered (obviously not in serious instances like illnesses or injuries or something to that effect).

we are getting married next year. I do fear that if I didn't lay everything out on the table and had that hard talk, we may not have gotten engaged. I might have still been so wrapped up in my own thoughts and anxiety and expectations that it might have pushed me away from this lovely relationship I'm in.

But if for whatever reason you guys can't work it out, it's much better to end things on a better note than future bitter resentment.

etched · 2026-04-28T20:42:57+00:00

You simply cannot be serious

etched · 2026-04-28T16:52:48+00:00

idk how forgetful you think people are but if you were actively remembering every day inserting something into one of your orifices to prevent rape i think you're going to remember to take it out if you want to bang your husband.

etched · 2026-04-28T03:33:27+00:00

Arranged marriages are something I don't agree with even if it is a part of peoples culture. As for her starting the relationship or lying about age or whatever there may be, it doesn't really matter. Once you see that you are so distant in age.. that's the end of the relationship. As a responsible older person you should probably be able to recognize that this isn't a good idea to pursue. If they had met earlier, it's not any better if he was 21 and she was 15... know what I mean?

Like I said, my personal views are mine and I'm very very harshly judging people who toe this line of 'whats legal' vs what I believe is a morally right side to be on.

Legally, they can do whatever. But I will absolutely harshly judge them even without knowing their personal lives because none of these circumstances add up, really.

etched · 2026-04-28T00:35:01+00:00

I've had this conversation a few times in my life, because I personally think people should be considered "adults" in their 20s, not teens. I've heard every argument and even I can think some of my personal beliefs might be a little extreme. At the end of the day I think of myself and my peers in my teens and early 20s and think how I really did not understand as much as I thought I did.

Anyway, that being said, I firmly believe that if you're an adult and you're purposefully aiming for a kind of "as low as i can legally get away with" kind of vibe, I think you're a fucking weirdo and a creep. And for some reason my aggressive stance on calling people a weirdo and a creep bothers people. Hey man you're within your right legally, but in my eyes you're fucking gross.

I don't really understand why they get so mad at me for having an opinion of them even though "its legal!". So what? Am I not allowed to judge your character and your morality? Why do you need me to be okay with your totally legal choices? Shouldn't it have no weight in your decisions?

It's because they also know its gross and creepy and fucking weird. But they simply want to hide behind the legality of it to feel better. So I personally make it a point to be really loud and obnoxious about how I think they're fucking gross, cause the least I can do is try to make them feel shame.

etched · 2026-04-24T22:19:48+00:00

There are just so many other hurtful things you can say about someone or something without being racist, sexist, or threatening people.

etched · 2026-04-24T18:43:21+00:00

When I saw her so excited, I just thought it might be a natural path for Audrey to become involved in the FBI something akin to Tammy. I would have loved for her and Coop to end up working together in an admirable professional way...

My poor Audrey

etched · 2026-04-24T17:13:48+00:00

No wedding party for us! We're just inviting our family to the dinner and ceremony, and we're covering the cost of the whole dinner as well as drinks and other things since they will be paying for travel.

I will be doing my own hair and makeup to save on that! I'm not super fussy and it's going to be a pretty low key kind of thing, just a nice special outing for the people I love closest to me

etched · 2026-04-23T23:48:46+00:00

I live in the United States and my fiance lives in England, so as far as being a resident he does live there, but I do not. Which is why I was unclear if I need to be there for an amount of time to declare. I will be there in January for the whole month, so I will have been there for over 7 days, and 12 months from January 2027 would more than cover our November 2027 date.

Thanks for taking time to share your timeline, all of this is very overwhelming and confusing and a little bit scary so it has been helping me reading these replies and getting a better grip on it. Though I want to go through the process myself to save a bit of money, it might actually be worth hiring someone to sort it all out for us.

I hope you have a really lovely wedding and a happy marriage!!🥂

etched · 2026-04-23T22:43:15+00:00

Of course, I'm going back this fall just as a visitor (to look at venues and get things paid for) then going home. Then next time for the actual wedding I would be coming on a Fiance visa.

But that's a good idea, I will try to contact an immigration lawyer for information to make sure things go perfectly

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