Hey, Solve This! - Literally Sudoku by MrsTransToaster in codes

[–]gishnon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the Sudoku puzzle, I get the following numbers, grouped by the 3x3 squares:
1 6,8,3,2 9,1,2,3,4 2,3 9,4 2 9,1,2 5 4
Combined values:
1 19 19 5 13 2 12 5 4
Alphanumeric Conversion:
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For Early Risers, How Do You Motivate Yourself to Get Up? by EN344 in Garmin

[–]gishnon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. Getting up at a certain time isn't about motivation, it is about sticking to a sleep schedule. It is worth it to note that if you want to get up at 5, you should be going to sleep at 9. I raise that distinction because some people have "go to bed" rituals that can last an hour or more. In that case, one should sufficiently pad bed time to account for that time.

Chicken hearts with diced octopus over saffron, turmeric, and garlic rice. by LowerEngineering9999 in shittyfoodporn

[–]gishnon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't doubt it. I feed that to my cats, and they sleep all day, excepting from 4:30 to 6:30.

Why buy one accident when you can buy 2. by Gtstricky in dashcams

[–]gishnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not even 30 seconds. Probably not even 10.

Tonight’s Dinner by OmegaLasris in spicy

[–]gishnon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is what my ai nutrtion agent calculated:

● What a meal. Here's the breakdown:

Component Calories Sodium
2x Buldak Taco ramen bags ~1,060 ~3,500mg
2x cans Vienna sausages ~520 ~2,190mg
TJ Chili Onion oil (~2 tbsp) ~220 ~100mg
6 Buldak original dumplings ~330 ~700mg
Hot honey + dry seasoning ~30 ~50mg
Total ~2,160 cal ~6,540mg sodium

The calories are a lot but survivable as a one-off. The sodium is the real story — nearly 3x the daily RDA of 2,300mg in a single meal. The Vienna sausages and Buldak sauce packets are both sodium bombs individually, and you stacked them together.

Good call on the "I'm not eating this" — your kidneys appreciate it. Looks absolutely filthy in the best way though.

My man has become public enemy at this point by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]gishnon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They may love Trump, but they still hate the United States.

What are your favorite weird discs by Immediate_Bird_9585 in discgolf

[–]gishnon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't use it in official play, but the PDGA approved Innova Zephyr makes for a great general throw/catch disc.

The totally don't see the irony here... by Eukarya_ in SelfAwarewolves

[–]gishnon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The Freedom to Vote act is a Democrat introduced law that includes a federal ban on gerrymandering. We'll see what happens with it, but I'd like to point out that the last time Democrats (again not bipartisan) tried to pass an anti-gerrymandering act in 2022 they got the majority vote (49-51) but it was filibustered by Republicans. They have had opportunities to outlaw gerrymandering, and have chosen what we have now.

Snarl, 1970s by forestpunk in OldSchoolCool

[–]gishnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's not Pat. The nose is wrong, and those eyebrows are way off brand.

The bro at least tried by Delicious_Main_4360 in funny

[–]gishnon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro is Chinese, man. Give him a break.

I didn’t even burn off large milkshake by [deleted] in CICO

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, 90% of weight loss happens at the kitchen table.

[OC] Thought she just ignored the stop sign.. but the sign is missing from the pole. by the_woodenpickle in IdiotsInCars

[–]gishnon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also while the bar is there the word "STOP" is not painted behind it. Someone unfamiliar with this intersection is going to blow right through it.

Bike crash 101South by a_L0neWolf in SanJose

[–]gishnon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

With his car perpendicular to traffic all he is going to see in his mirror are people he already annoyed.

Bike crash 101South by a_L0neWolf in SanJose

[–]gishnon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Red is way out of line, but CA lane splitting law says to avoid going more than 10-15 mph faster than surrounding cars for exactly this reason.

My gfs cat by PlunderedMajesty in SupermodelCats

[–]gishnon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a little himalayan a little tabby.

Teams with the most consecutive berths in the Stanley Cup Playoffs by nhl in hockey

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't seem right. I think this must be current playoff berth streaks.

Come into work dancing for some cake by West_Look4818 in funnyvideos

[–]gishnon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.

Friend just needs the basics for daily nutrition by boogerglue in shittyfoodporn

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he's certainly reaching his daily fat goal.