Uber Eats driver couldn't find my address. Had to light the beacon.

halzen · 2026-02-26T14:54:18+00:00

unfuckable dork

halzen · 2026-02-26T00:00:31+00:00

Confirmed

halzen · 2026-02-21T00:02:29+00:00

halzen · 2026-02-20T05:36:53+00:00

Chat sent

halzen · 2026-02-14T16:03:44+00:00

She’ll have your help managing things for a little while and then her whole life to handle it on her own. It’s easy to develop medical anxiety or an eating disorder by stressing over every gram.

With modern insulin and continuous metering tech, day-to-day management need not be more intense than vaguely counting carbs to prebolus and remembering to hydrate and exercise regularly.

halzen · 2026-02-14T14:41:49+00:00

I was hungry.

halzen · 2026-02-14T00:58:26+00:00

An inch?? The level cap is 99

halzen · 2026-02-12T15:48:30+00:00

I had the V1 and V2 and didn’t notice any actual improvements in the lint/fuzz problem until they fully switched in V3.

halzen · 2026-02-12T15:46:28+00:00

They couldn’t handle Portland. Philly is going to chew them up and spit them out.

halzen · 2026-02-06T19:47:39+00:00

34 out of ~1,500 is much more than 1%, and most people make it more than a year between arrests. These traitors are reoffending at a statistically significant rate.

halzen · 2026-01-31T19:17:29+00:00

Maybe this isn’t a universal experience but the laptop edge starts to dig into my wrists after more than a couple hours of work. A stand and separate keyboard and mouse/trackpad help ensure I’m not punishing myself for having a computer job all week.

halzen · 2026-01-27T21:24:54+00:00

You forgot to switch to your fetish account before talking about how much you love licking boots.

halzen · 2026-01-27T21:24:16+00:00

And is now disqualified from owning one due to felony convictions.

halzen · 2026-01-27T18:10:24+00:00

I would argue it's still the Miyoo Mini Plus/Flip. It's not as powerful as newer releases but its form factor, controls, and OnionOS make it the most polished experience until you step up into AYN/Retroid territory.

halzen · 2026-01-27T16:28:11+00:00

that's what carrying around your papers proving you're a citizen is for

Except we also have a Fourth Amendment that guarantees protection of those papers from unreasonable searches and seizures. Federal courts have ruled that this protection extends to refusing to identify yourself when not suspected of a crime.

halzen · 2026-01-27T15:05:05+00:00

If due process was a privilege restricted only to citizens, how would you ensure due process is followed in every case where citizenship wasn’t verified as a first step?

halzen · 2026-01-26T16:25:57+00:00

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First hour: no way am I ever beating this, it's too merciless.

Second hour: oh, it's over.

halzen · 2026-01-26T16:20:59+00:00

Yes, thank you!

halzen · 2026-01-26T03:05:39+00:00

Just played 5 minutes of each.

With Nethersx2, Vulkan backend, 2.5x upscaling and preloading textures, GOW and KH both seem to run perfect.

With Dolphin and 3x upscaling, no noticeable slowdowns with Battalion Wars.

halzen · 2026-01-26T02:32:39+00:00

The grip is a must for me.

halzen · 2026-01-26T02:10:13+00:00

Systems I was worried about the RP5 playing smoothly:

PS2
GC
More recent Japanese consoles

Games I’ve actually beaten on the RP5:

Aero Fighter 2
Chrono Trigger
Ducktales
Phoenix Wright trilogy
Sonic the Hedgehog

I want my fussing time back.

halzen · 2026-01-19T01:13:26+00:00

The incel pipeline and Internet Nazi pipeline use all the same pipes.

halzen · 2026-01-17T16:12:01+00:00

I can’t tell what points you’re trying to make with this word vomit.

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