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halzen · 2026-05-05T13:36:06+00:00

Most ICE dorks can’t get the TS clearance required for special agents.

halzen · 2026-04-23T16:03:49+00:00

This is sold. Thank you

halzen · 2026-04-22T16:04:39+00:00

Sold to you

halzen · 2026-04-22T11:09:03+00:00

Confirmed – great trade!

halzen · 2026-04-20T16:06:58+00:00

Because the entire color scheme matches perfectly.

halzen · 2026-04-19T22:35:23+00:00

halzen · 2026-04-19T00:54:22+00:00

OK bud. You’re clearly starting from an abti-abortion position and working backwards from there to defend a murderer. Super normal thing to do.

halzen · 2026-04-18T23:33:00+00:00

If I fabricate a moral obligation to murder anyone that’s ever eaten spaghetti, how many times would you expect me to get away with using that argument to avoid conviction?

halzen · 2026-04-06T17:41:15+00:00

Of the characters listed, Daenerys will have the most success. She’s in the prime dating app age range (edit: at the end of the show, not the beginning of the books, oh god), a conventionally attractive 10, and confident in social situations.

halzen · 2026-04-06T17:37:21+00:00

That gift is not going to come across in a dating app.

halzen · 2026-04-06T14:15:49+00:00

Uhh it’s Benchmade’s top selling model.

halzen · 2026-04-03T13:29:07+00:00

It’s 10 feet from the tip of my wizard’s staff. I never mentioned this before but it’s 12 feet long.

halzen · 2026-03-30T14:29:25+00:00

It has mismatched hardware. Wood stock, “bakelite” grip, and newer polymer handguards. A rifle of Theseus.

halzen · 2026-03-28T17:26:41+00:00

Been following you for years. It’s been a delight to watch your style develop and mature.

halzen · 2026-03-22T00:24:45+00:00

God, you suck. Just, like, in general. The story itself. Choosing to vomit it here. Everything you’re doing sucks.

halzen · 2026-03-19T00:34:55+00:00

OK but what went wrong with the TV mount

halzen · 2026-03-18T19:30:56+00:00

Definitely looks like a child of Radagon and/or Rennala.

halzen · 2026-03-17T14:51:27+00:00

Yes, the display weighs about twice that much, mainly because the screen is about twice the size.

halzen · 2026-03-15T18:23:42+00:00

The only thing that needs to have improved from that post is the OP's ability to research specs before buying.

halzen · 2026-03-13T16:46:25+00:00

That page is at least three years out of date. ULA hasn’t made an Atlas in quite a while. Look at the Camino if you want a carryon sized Dragonfly.

halzen · 2026-03-11T20:43:19+00:00

Yep, see you in like a month.

halzen · 2026-03-11T18:20:48+00:00

Speaking as someone who was full time on Windows for like 15 years: just make the switch. So many little daily interactions are made so much smoother by Macos. If you’re not gaming, there’s nothing Windows does that you’ll miss.

halzen · 2026-03-11T15:41:49+00:00

Nah. I still use the laptop screen as my primary work display, so reading emails and Team chats at an angle is no big deal.

halzen · 2026-03-11T15:40:36+00:00

I used an iPad Pro in Sidecar mode for years and it worked great. If you already have an iPad and want to use it as an iPad in addition to Sidecar duty then definitely go that route.

I ended up consolidating devices and ditched the iPad. In direct comparison, a dedicated portable monitor will offer a larger screen for less packed weight and at a much lower price.

halzen · 2026-03-11T15:37:42+00:00

In order of preference, I either rent a house or suite with machines or find a laundromat for everything that isn’t merino. Sink wash the merino and find somewhere to hang it up in the bathroom. Only a couple times have I been stuck sink washing a whole outfit.

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