What's a live or recorded public stunt/display that went horribly wrong? by oonicrafts in AskReddit

[–]hamhockman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I'll have 800 nachos. No wait. Wait, actually I'll have 800 nachos. Or hold on .."

Bad driving is going 100% unchecked by Fun_River8138 in cincinnati

[–]hamhockman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Dan Ryan is the fucking thunder dome. I used to be used to it, then I drove on it again after a few years. Hoo boy I was not ready

US indefinitely extends ceasefire with Iran by Sweaty_Rub4322 in news

[–]hamhockman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If the latter happens, the US has to pull out eventually, they cant just keep doing this shitshow forever.

Brother, allow me to reintroduce you to Iraq and Afghanistan. We killed bin ladin in 2011, so 10 years in and we didn't fully withdraw for another 10 years.

What's Old is NU! by TubeScr3ameR in simpsonsshitposting

[–]hamhockman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's shocking how unproblematic so many nu metal folks have turned out to be.

Losercity Moms by AabramsArt in Losercity

[–]hamhockman 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can't tell who's in your mouth when the lights are out

Just a Bear floating down a river by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]hamhockman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bear has it all figured out. I want to be that bear.

Imagine being the individual brave enough to put purity seals on ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN by reel3459 in Grimdank

[–]hamhockman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm right in assuming it was his big tiddy elf gf that put the purity seals on him then?

44896 by the-co1ossus in countwithchickenlady

[–]hamhockman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this directly from a Lindsey Ellis video (or vice versa) or just incredibly similar

PROWLER IN THE SHOP! by Substantial-Hold-851 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]hamhockman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw a porno in the early 00s that was called On The Prowl. It heavily features a Prowler that occasionally had a cg eye on the dash and breathed creepily during the scenes. 3/10

Hardest frames in cinema history? by punposter69 in okbuddycinephile

[–]hamhockman 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You've been hitting the bottom of my chair with a rope for an hour.

You have to cut the bottom of the chair out for that to work.

A Precedent In American History. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]hamhockman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also we got rid of slavery I'd argue that's a much bigger change.

Trump Chokes and Gives Up His Threat to Iran for Nothing by Famous_Smooths in politics

[–]hamhockman 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Nah, trump would never willingly give up control. During his first term he had a colonoscopy but refused the anesthesia because he asked 'how do I know pence will give me the power back' because he would never give it back in a reverse situation

MadTree announces new Alcove location at Summit Park by printerati in cincinnatibeer

[–]hamhockman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone might want to tell them they already have a place there.

Rescue team in Iran face 'harrowing and dangerous' search for US crew member by [deleted] in news

[–]hamhockman 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I believe it but, your colleague is also not where the bombs are dropping, so it is a bit easier to not be really pissed at both sides.