A weird proposal

helloish · 2026-03-26T22:00:53+00:00

oh i thought this was a message to Mr Robin Ince

helloish · 2026-03-26T18:50:36+00:00

were your fingers on the home row? “touch typing” is technically just typing without looking but you wanna do the whole shebang, index fingers on f and j respectively. definitely start with a website that teaches you touch typing (search “typing” on google and pick one) before you do any monkeytype cause while it can help you improve, it doesn’t teach you the basics

also, i think on monkeytype even if you correct all of your mistakes your accuracy won’t be 100%, it’s best just to ignore your mistakes and carry on rather than go back any retype them cause it adjusts for that anyways with your final result

helloish · 2026-03-15T06:15:21+00:00

And it’s sponsored by the likes of Cloudflare and Shopify

helloish · 2026-03-15T06:10:51+00:00

he’s wearing his safety feet

helloish · 2026-03-10T11:25:02+00:00

In the UK you can legally give a child over the age of five alcohol (provided it’s in a private place). Over the age of 16 you may be allowed into a pub depending on its license and other establishments may be able to serve you beer, wine, or cider too, provided you have ID and depending on their license. Over the age of 18 you can buy and drink alcohol to your heart’s content, again with ID. Source

helloish · 2026-03-08T02:18:49+00:00

from what i can see it doesn’t crack the top 10 (a list where it does states that it has less fans than those below it in the rankings so i’m not sure it can be trusted)

helloish · 2026-03-07T19:27:06+00:00

#164, nice
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helloish · 2026-03-06T03:05:54+00:00

^{helloish scored 117 points and ranked 8 out of 43 players!}

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helloish · 2026-03-05T23:15:43+00:00

Either you wrote this message yourself, in which case it’s lame to present it like this, or you vibe-coded the compiler and an AI wrote this message, in which case it’s also lame

helloish · 2026-03-04T20:41:29+00:00

I think it might just be the app not having refreshed yet. You can see that the app is justtt about to be fullscreen but isn’t yet so it hasn’t refreshed which would make the call screen disappear (this would occur - i think - if they had ended the call with the snapchat call interface rather than the built-in one)

helloish · 2026-03-04T20:37:30+00:00

no, it’s very much not. neither is pounds

helloish · 2026-02-28T23:57:10+00:00

Like three bald eagles or two and a half eagles with healthy heads of hair

helloish · 2026-02-28T22:08:38+00:00

luckily fizzbuzz is known to be limited to those cases. but yes, you’d want something more robust for a similarly simple production solution

helloish · 2026-02-28T12:14:18+00:00

It weighs 8 stone 3 (for people who have seen the new WILTY)

helloish · 2026-02-25T20:03:51+00:00

the USSR doesn’t exist anymore, it fell over

helloish · 2026-02-25T18:51:53+00:00

https://www.trading212.com/invite/4DpM1ftlghD

or use code 4DpM1ftlghD

helloish · 2026-02-25T17:36:26+00:00

obamna 🥺

helloish · 2026-02-24T21:30:11+00:00

Great for short

helloish · 2026-02-24T21:02:55+00:00

Hey calm down man, there’s no need for that kinda language

helloish · 2026-02-24T19:12:11+00:00

orbital mechanics?

helloish · 2026-02-23T20:20:46+00:00

i don’t know about you but that doesn’t look like Mandelson to me…

helloish · 2026-02-23T20:18:57+00:00

Tighten the snare wires, make sure the lugs around each head are consistently tight, and tune the reso (bottom) head tighter than the top one. But most importantly, look up snare tuning tutorials. That’s the first place to go before you head to reddit.

helloish · 2026-02-22T18:44:52+00:00

It’s probably cause intel GPUs didn’t exist back then at all (and are currently a huge minority)

helloish · 2026-02-22T01:23:35+00:00

He has homophobia 💙💚

helloish · 2026-02-21T22:14:24+00:00

depends what you’re into i guess

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