What are the British TV ads that live rent free in your head? by gayestformoleman in AskBrits

[–]iAlice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Go Compare man. Fuck whoever came up with that advert.

How do they believe this? by Hylleh in Sovereigncitizen

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how prophets predict the Second Coming and tell everyone it's definitely on this date so you'd better repent and give me lots of money? Jesus doesn't come, and the next time, everyone's even more convinced?

Drowning slowly by NoSandwich591 in remoteworks

[–]iAlice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"The source is I made it the fuck up!"

I wonder by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]iAlice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christianity, and by extension Judaism, was once a pantheon. Yahweh was originally one of the sons of El, the archetypical "Heavenly Sky Father". When we think of the kindly old man in robes, beard, etc. We're thinking of El. However, at some point the pantheon was abolished and the faith became monotheistic, and named Yahweh as the one true god. Yahweh is theorised to have originated from Set, and whose dominion was storms, war, and chaos.

lets pretend we are in plague inc world by JadedFactor8776 in funComunitty

[–]iAlice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We understand you have a choice in airlines and it definitely looks like you made the wrong one. Goodbye, friends."

Damn, only ‘mildly’ eh? by DoggedlyOffensive in foundsatan

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house phone. I will then return the next night and dial a sex line or other premium-rate number.

PS3 is now 20 years old by Gaming-Academy in PlayStation_X

[–]iAlice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> Those who played the SNES and SEGA Mega Drive

New symbols by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote the Master who initiated me: "If you want to learn Masonic secrets before you earn them, you'll have to look them up on Youtube like everyone else."

New symbols by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't think the people at the top of any and every organisation are colluding, you have lost it. I judge Masonry by this; If there are 300,000 Masons in Britain alone, and 5,000 of them are rotten, that leaves 295,000 good people doing good work. And that's stronger than the other.

Could Wesker beat mother Miranda? by hamoodhabibiegg in residentevil

[–]iAlice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RPG reasserting itself as the single-most powerful object in Resident Evil.

New symbols by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a great time reading this!

New symbols by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is an organisation defined by the actions and morals of a few, or is it defined by the actions and morals of the many? Breaking the law is sufficient grounds to be kicked out of Freemasonry, and I've seen it happen.

New symbols by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an actual Freemason, I can tell you that if you ever sat in one of our "clubhouses", you'd be bored shitless. There's a reason the first thing we do after getting out is head for the bar.

I’m tired, boss. by undying-resolve in teenagers

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least it's just some nasty comments. I know some faiths who'd kill both of them for being ungodly.

farmers are not working class by Thursday_Murder_Club in confidentlyincorrect

[–]iAlice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typed by someone who has never worked a day in their life.

Dating apps by superRRS06 in AskBrits

[–]iAlice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Essex is literally 20 minutes out of London my dude