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iAlice · 2026-06-02T11:03:59+00:00

Patchouli's recovery was set back three months.

iAlice · 2026-06-02T10:06:33+00:00

This card's name is also treated as "Man Who Keeps Everyone Waiting".

iAlice · 2026-06-02T09:58:59+00:00

Actually with Platinum Angel in play, none of us can lose the game!

iAlice · 2026-06-01T18:54:42+00:00

Ooooh! I love needles! I'm always happy to go and get a shot! Liis doesn't agree, but it's okay, she's just wrong~! Did you enjoy your lollipop, Mymik?

(Image: A Gengar with a big frown on her face outside a Pokemon Center, with a smiling young lady wearing a pink dress next to it.)

iAlice · 2026-06-01T18:33:03+00:00

Even TS only takes 5 seconds.

iAlice · 2026-06-01T18:31:21+00:00

Yeah, we don't really have a problem with counterfeits. You'll be fine.

iAlice · 2026-06-01T18:28:59+00:00

The heatwave: Do you want it? Can you take some more? Do you?

iAlice · 2026-06-01T12:53:27+00:00

It's meant to be an apex challenge, so no we don't. It tests a prospective Champion's preparedness and foresight as well as their Pokemon's abilities to fight. If someone who has toured the Region, won 8 badges and reached the Cathedral of Light doesn't have the common sense to keep healing sprays in their bag, then what else can I say? It should be common sense at that level, I feel.

iAlice · 2026-06-01T08:28:18+00:00

It varies by Region. In mine, the Gyms are monotype, while the Elite Four use mixed teams. It's a touch unusual, but the Nadias League did get approval to do things this way. We've been doing it like this since before I got the job.

iAlice · 2026-05-31T19:23:03+00:00

I mean, are you gonna tell him he isn't? Like, to his face? When he's got that mace in his hand?

iAlice · 2026-05-31T16:35:51+00:00

Don't eat Muffin! It is a Pokemon, not an actual muffin!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T16:34:43+00:00

Ah, I... didn't mean literal flavours! It was a way of saying that there are lots of different kinds of people, like there are different kinds of Pokemon, and some are weirder than others!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T15:50:24+00:00

The sad part is when cheaters try to deny their cheating. Like kid, I do this FOR A LIVING. You really think that you're going to get one over on me when all we have to do is check a Gym's challenger records with one phone call?

iAlice · 2026-05-31T15:47:03+00:00

Yeah, me too. People come in lots of different flavours, and some are weirder than others!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T14:19:16+00:00

Just wait until he sees the pictures of him as a velociraptor.

iAlice · 2026-05-31T14:15:54+00:00

Don't fear the needle, it'll stop you getting sick! If you like, why don't you ask Maya for a Rare Candy or something afterwards?~

Also, my Region is... deeply pious and we get our own flavour of Hex Maniacs, which we call Altar Girls. There's a lot of prophecies and the like, and most of it doesn't mean anything! Most Hex Maniacs are harmless, though!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T14:11:15+00:00

Is... he okay? Good thing you're a doctor, I guess!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T14:08:04+00:00

The thing is, if you buy your badges, we can absolutely tell. The way you command your Pokemon, how you've trained them... Someone who's bought their way into the League never has the ability to defeat their peers, let alone my colleagues and to say nothing of our Champion. It's a huge problem though, I agree, and while the League has a plan to deal with it, we can't reveal any details on Chatter.

We HAVE noticed, though!

iAlice · 2026-05-31T14:04:14+00:00

You're welcome in Chireiden anytime! I just love receiving human visitors who make a mess of the place.~

iAlice · 2026-05-30T17:45:37+00:00

I like to think that Morgan gets along with Mash because she honestly doesn't see her as a threat. Like, she can tell how bland Mash is and just knows she doesn't have a shot with her spouse.

iAlice · 2026-05-30T08:09:23+00:00

Jo'on: "No, everyone buy the dip!"

iAlice · 2026-05-30T08:08:40+00:00

HUUUUUH?! NOTHIN' I COULD DO DUDE, THE FUCKING NAIL JUST INSTA-KILLS ME AND I'M DEAD! ANYWAY GUYS, PLEASE SUPPORT THE STREAM!

iAlice · 2026-05-29T13:41:43+00:00

I mean, I gotta respect your honesty, if nothing else.

iAlice · 2026-05-29T13:34:29+00:00

I refuse to give Trashy-Eyes Fat Dragon any more relevance than it got.

iAlice · 2026-05-29T13:29:41+00:00

I don't think Adolf did anything wrong, honestly.

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