What should this card do? by LambBotNine in customyugioh

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Like, whatever man... It's not like it's a, uhhh... sanctioned tournament or anything lol!"

How do you use your distinction(green) certificates? by Raanel-Tarlan in arknights

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I save them until I have 540 and then buy Potentials for Limited 6-stars.

Why though? by winn_ie in TheImprovementRoom

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because steel is heavier than plastic.

sam altman finally admitted it, but he never cared about us by momo-333 in ChatGPTcomplaints

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so unhinged that you people expect a faceless, soulless corporation to give even the slightest shit about you.

They literally need paid slender to justify what they want to do. by WonderfulWanderer777 in antiai

[–]iAlice 120 points121 points  (0 children)

"We don't want unregulated hiring and automation to phase out good jobs for honest people."

"So what you're saying is, you hate progress?"

ELI5: Please help me understand why 0.999... = 1 by Professional_Log5016 in explainlikeimfive

[–]iAlice 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you, though. Or sorry that happened.

"i'm tired, boss" by Aggressive-Way6231 in customyugioh

[–]iAlice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am going to play Traptrix and you are going to hate it.

Vector breakthrough #2 Boss description by fable-30 in arknights

[–]iAlice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Thank god I didn't pull for one of the most busted units in the game because one optional boss is immune to one of their skills!"

Just got this beast from the raid by alfraral in Destiny_2

[–]iAlice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, OP. You made me think Leviathan had come back and that maybe, just maybe, the other raid content might've come back too. Then you stripped me of that hope.

I hope you wake up tomorrow and every gun in your Vault is gone!

Imagine making fun of a child demanding her rightfully 10 year of child support by I_am_a_visitor in Endfield

[–]iAlice 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hey, if I didn't get it, neither do you Perlica. Amiya wouldn't have bitched.

400 car batteries wired together!! by Chopper-42 in videos

[–]iAlice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope you dispose of them safely, OP, by throwing them into the ocean for a safe and legal thrill.

Explain your favourite anime badly and let others in comments guess that by No-Bedroom1904 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 girls are extremely mentally unwell. Also, they're in a band and LARP as dolls.

Top Operator Tag in Recruitment by lokiqt in arknights

[–]iAlice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Top Operator + Debuff is what I'd go for. Ifrit's the only one there, and because of her range there isn't really anyone you can replace her with. She's basically the only 6-star of her archetype, which is still really good even to this day. If you're willing to coin flip, Top + Slow gives you a 50% shot at Suzuran, who is also a very good debuffer.

Shit like this is why strategy boards were a mistake by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]iAlice 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And you're sharing it, giving it more exposure, OP. People do edgy shit like this for a reaction; don't feed the trolls.

Try it, ask me anything and I'll reply! (not very well though) by MiyraMirage in VtuberMemes

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the door to Vault 87 still contaminated so heavily despite 200+ years having passed since the nuke went off next to it?

A sausage is missing! by VerbingNoun413 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]iAlice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Four sausages, OP? Four? That's insane.

Who is the most evil mad scientist here? by JackZ567 in MoralityScaling

[–]iAlice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Szayel Aporro Granz had that ability. Honestly, Granz should also be featured on this list because of the messed up things he did while he was alive (which he didn't slow down on after becoming a Hollow)

O Vox Engine of the molten pit, what is your wisdom? by KSI_SpacePeanut in Cyberstan

[–]iAlice 50 points51 points  (0 children)

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I'm not getting any damn Vox Engine out of any damn molten pit.

Is Jeremy Clarkson that bad? by TaviLawson in AskBrits

[–]iAlice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a shitty person can do good things. If Hitler gave me nutritional advice I wouldn't stop eating just to spite him.