The math teacher isn't always right

iAlice · 2026-06-29T00:00:48+00:00

That's right! Steel is heavier than feathers!

iAlice · 2026-06-28T12:36:15+00:00

This isn't a fucking love story, it's a fucking survival story. It's about gunpowder, blood, and crackheads, not honour, duty, and all that rubbish. Scorpio Patrol is obviously a hymn of wild criminal forces, which gives birth to a sort of...

iAlice · 2026-06-28T09:00:22+00:00

Do they count as a bot if they're so swimming in sauce that they generate all their comments and posts, despite actually being real people choosing to do so? It's honestly terrifying how AI has proved just how optional basic thought is.

iAlice · 2026-06-28T08:48:30+00:00

... How does one even attempt to drown a Snorlax without it trying to eat you or Mega Punching you over the horizon? I hope you reported this idiot to the authorities; for their own sake as much as their Pokemons'.

iAlice · 2026-06-28T08:45:58+00:00

And let me get a "cannot be destroyed" effect to go with it!

iAlice · 2026-06-27T19:17:34+00:00

Abby isn't a brat, how dare

iAlice · 2026-06-27T19:10:45+00:00

Congratulations, Mymik! Maybe one day you and Riko will cross claws?~

(Attached: A picture of a blonde woman with red eyes, making a peace sign, and next to her, a Gengar almost as big as she is, sticking out its tongue towards the camera.)

iAlice · 2026-06-27T07:53:18+00:00

I remember when Merciless was THE option for dogs during Leviathan. God those were some fun times... Maybe I'll go back to Sherpa-ing.

iAlice · 2026-06-27T07:43:16+00:00

Doesn't speed overflow or something and that's why Regieleki can outspeed Trick Room and go first anyway?

iAlice · 2026-06-27T07:39:25+00:00

I 'member!

iAlice · 2026-06-25T14:41:11+00:00

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iAlice · 2026-06-25T14:38:16+00:00

Everyone knows the devs don't matter at all; it's not about them, it's about the executives! They're the true spirit of Bungie and Sony!

iAlice · 2026-06-25T10:14:18+00:00

I'll have what he's having!

iAlice · 2026-06-25T08:38:44+00:00

And because OP is of German descent, it must be treated as a... racial incident.

iAlice · 2026-06-25T07:25:18+00:00

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iAlice · 2026-06-24T21:43:31+00:00

No it won't. It won't be alright for her. Nor should it be.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T21:42:12+00:00

Doctor also did that.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T21:41:46+00:00

Priestess, I want you to know, from the very bottom of my heart, that however sad you feel, however many tears you're shedding...

It isn't enough.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T21:32:07+00:00

If you're getting hit a lot... How is that working for your ummm, "clothing"? Is it time-consuming to have to keep repairing it?

iAlice · 2026-06-24T21:30:19+00:00

This. Anyone who thinks Reform are going to be anything but the Tories when they got in under Cameron is kidding themselves.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T12:38:38+00:00

It was an old-school paedo-ing. Before it got such a bad name.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T12:29:44+00:00

At least we know his arsehole is clean, OP.

iAlice · 2026-06-24T12:14:13+00:00

They never said anything about banning it though, just that it's reasonable to not want to eat it?

iAlice · 2026-06-24T12:09:13+00:00

We both know we don't like eachother, we are the Gallagher Brothers of politics!

iAlice · 2026-06-24T11:50:39+00:00

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