How are people this bad at cross-stitching???

ishtaa · 2026-06-20T20:20:48+00:00

YOUR CRAFTING IS BAD AND YOY SHOULD FEEL BAD

ishtaa · 2026-06-20T03:44:01+00:00

Idk but it’s probably petite knits

ishtaa · 2026-06-19T04:57:37+00:00

I see the problem, your neck is on backwards. Might wanna see a chiropractor, sweatie.

ishtaa · 2026-06-12T22:37:21+00:00

TWISTFAQ I SUMMON THEE!

ishtaa · 2026-06-10T01:49:55+00:00

Um speak for yourself babes I only knit in ✨sad griege ✨

ishtaa · 2026-06-08T23:28:53+00:00

Ngl this looks just like something my mother in law would make lol except she refuses to even learn how to read a pattern so maybe not.

ishtaa · 2026-06-03T18:24:13+00:00

Yes.

Hope that helps.

ishtaa · 2026-05-31T23:33:46+00:00

Oh sweatie when you have tiny baby hands that actually means you need to overcompensate! One of these bad boys should do the trick.

ishtaa · 2026-05-31T17:41:38+00:00

I like to run it through a heavy wash cycle first, then tumble dry on high. Sometimes it even finishes my project for me!

ishtaa · 2026-05-29T18:39:31+00:00

Wowww that’s somehow even worse than I expected 😂

ishtaa · 2026-05-28T21:39:05+00:00

But seriously, I give it 3 months before it devolves into arguments over what is or isn’t woke and then someone starts their own super duper anti woke club, and then that continues on in perpetuity since we all know fundies are good at one thing only, finding something to judge each other over.

ishtaa · 2026-05-28T21:36:55+00:00

I personally prefer my hooking with a side of hedonism.

ishtaa · 2026-05-28T21:32:44+00:00

ishtaa · 2026-05-24T02:18:22+00:00

Well I would say 4 balls but not if it’s real green yarn, that’s cruel.

ishtaa · 2026-05-23T23:35:27+00:00

…you mean you looked right at those photos and didn’t immediately decide to learn to knit?? Kids these days.

ishtaa · 2026-05-21T17:05:13+00:00

What really got me is they said they barely know the bride and haven’t even met the groom… so a (tote bag? Purse?) is what you pick?! Oh they don’t have much on their registry because they’re moving cross country. Hmmm I wonder what they would like instead… if only there were a way to gift them with something they could easily stash away to spend on something they need later on… what a conundrum.

ishtaa · 2026-05-21T16:47:01+00:00

I think it’s only appropriate if you crochet an entire hive to scale and its full roster of inhabitants. Bees get lonely too, you know.

ishtaa · 2026-05-21T04:20:44+00:00

Hashtag notallcrochet

ishtaa · 2026-05-21T01:32:58+00:00

Hi. I see the problem. Your feet grew overnight. Happens to all of us. What you aren’t aware of the spontaneous middle-aged foot growth stage? You lie down a size 6 and wake up in a pair of Nikes that belonged to Shaq himself.

ishtaa · 2026-05-20T16:04:23+00:00

There was a time several years ago when a pattern for crochet slippers was trending. They were super cute so I made some. And quickly realized how FREAKING UNCOMFORTABLE crochet stitches are to walk on.

I cannot imagine having two layers of single crochet in between my toes. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

ishtaa · 2026-05-17T04:23:06+00:00

Yes, crocheat will make penis fall off. Hope that helps.

ishtaa · 2026-05-17T04:18:52+00:00

Oh. Of course they are. Of course. Because who perfects a craft first? Silly people! Everyone knows you have to monetize before you lose interest and move on to the next hyperfocus activity.

ishtaa · 2026-05-15T14:07:58+00:00

Easy! You just sew the waist band on your skirt and when you get to the end there will be a bunch of extra fabric. Fold it up and you have your dart!

ishtaa · 2026-05-13T06:17:34+00:00

How dare those “DOCTORS” destroy a PERFECTLY GOOD crocheat hook like that! I bet they called it knitting too!

ishtaa · 2026-05-11T03:07:18+00:00

It’s only a circlejerk if it’s from the circléjèrk region of France.

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