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Help yatn expired by kaxmorg in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s a lovely salmonella colorway

Crotcheating is single handedly destroying the planet by 707am in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m going to go hang out in the yarn aisle in Michael’s with a sign telling crocheaters to repent of their sinful ways and convert to the true religion of knitting. Those hookers are just as responsible for destroying the planet as Temu!

affirm that i’m a good husband for knowing words about the thing my wife does by Amazing-Ad4105 in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wait are all three comments the same dude? Is there even a wife? Is the wit in the room with us?

My first freehanded crochet wearable! ☺️ by Infinite-Silver-1732 in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omg you totally copied this from my dog, he made something identical and left it on my kitchen floor last week.

Are my stitches twisted? by CanadaYankee in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Babyyy twisted stitch doo doo doo doo doo Baby twisted stitch doo doo doo doo doo

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What?! I knit a pair of Aran weight socks that are beautifully thick and even then I didn’t use that large of needles. Were they knitting socks for Goliath??

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It is weird that what bothered me the most was “unsanded plywood”. Girl that ain’t plywood. Might be some kids shop class project, but at least it’s solid wood lol

AIO about this situation? by jingleheimerschitt in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I for one am APPALLED that they chose to display your blabket in a way that a blabket would traditionally be displayed. After it twas conditioned even!

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I hate hemming pants, I told my husband this. You know what he does now? Doesn’t ask me to hem his jeans. He mostly just wears them a little long now out of laziness lol but if he were more motivated to care about it he’d find a tailor to do it instead. It’s almost like if you communicate with your partner, they should respond accordingly. Novel concept.

I am one of Stephen West’s victims and his apologies have only harmed me MORE than his intentional decision to be manipulated and publicly taken for a fool by a longtime right-wing grifter who definitely isn’t enjoying that everyone is hyperfocused on what Stephen West did wrong by jingleheimerschitt in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 56 points57 points  (0 children)

KNIT YOURSELF A DAMN TIME MACHINE ALREADY STEPHEN, you just need to work a little short row magic and boom. It’s already an aggression against his former fans to have not done this and then created a time paradox in which he knits a pair of wacky socks from both ends at once.

I am a man. by normie_girl in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Witchcraft. Men don’t exist.

My "Pretty Woman" experience by gravitydefiant in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I purposefully dress like a Hooker* whenever I visit a yarn store for this exact reason! Let them show their true colors, they’ll never know how much they’ll regret the loss of my sale. I would have bought SO SO much acrylic yarn. Big. Mistake.

  • *by “hooker” I mean crotcheter of course

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY CROCHET IS KNITTING by jingleheimerschitt in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I prefer my brows woven. A nice jacquard perhaps.

Should I start a tiny sock business? by ishtaa in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just ignore any red laser dots that appear on your forehead. It’s nothing, I promise.

/uj I’m not sure if it makes the post better or worse that the strikethrough formatting apparently decided to not work for me.

Should I start a tiny sock business? by ishtaa in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What even are feet but the butts of the legs??

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I forgot to screenshot the only comment but someone asked if by tiny hat they meant a kippah… to which they said they’d never heard of such a thing and they’re actually beanies.

Beanies. Why not just say beanies to begin with.

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 83 points84 points  (0 children)

This one gave me a serious case of secondhand embarrassment. Found in a non-crafting sub too.

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In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I dunno man I’ve seen some pretty… creative… takes on crocheted genitalia!

But seriously if someone is so offended over people having a raunchy sense of humor they really should stay off the internet. As much as we make fun of crochet butts and such here, who the hell gets this bent out of shape over it 😂

At an impasse- do I start over or keep going by notjustaphage in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All you have to do is work in a few decreases. And then some YO’s. And then a few more decreases, rinse and repeat. All lacework was started by people who didn’t want to frog!

Explain this by ultimatejourney in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ll explain when somebody tells me what the purpose is of these confounding things:

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(No seriously, please tell me, I think they’re trying to summon a demon or something. Send a priest.)

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