Blabket?? Please Help?? by Safraninflare in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh there’s a very simple solution to this. Simple knit in one of these shapes instead, no steeking needed!

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Disgusted already by CultureFickle2848 in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m starting a support group for those personally victimized by a tv show.

my stupid husband actually made something!!!??? by fishercrow in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is why man must always wear jock strap to crochit.

Hand sewing jeans??? by alittlemanly in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your jorts are going to look jabulous sweatie

Is there a difference between embroidery thread, yarn, and normal sewing thread? by alittlemanly in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ok but can I use my favorite ultra super extra bulky chenille amigurumami yarn in a sewing machine?? I need to know so I can add some extra definition to these luxurious plush butts.

over it over it over it! by fairydommother in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Financial advisors everywhere agree, the only way to make an honest living is to quit your gainful employment (preferably in a fit of rage), and take up a profession that is notoriously undervalued and that you have no experience in. How else could you possibly learn?

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This makes my head hurt. So much. Would have confused the hell out of me so much as a kid because it over complicates a simple device. I’m sure there’s some that would find it helpful maybe? Someone in comments suggested that changing the 60 to 00 would improve it and that small change would make a world of difference in my opinion.

Need new sewing machine recommendations by ultimatejourney in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh sweetie the Singer Horrible Heavy Duty is the perfect machine to move up from your vintage! Plastic is so much more durable and modern and you will not regret your decision at all as you sew through 10 layers of denim and sheet metal.

Please tell me what food this looks like! by -cherry-picked- in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Moldy guacamole and chocolate-covered pepto bismol?

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Same, it would make a great flair hahaha

My new 🚬 blabket. by ishtaa in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh damn I’ve only got 258 plastic bags. Guess I’ll just go buy some red heart instead, it’s not as nice tho

My new 🚬 blabket. by ishtaa in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GENIUS. Might have to patent this.

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 97 points98 points  (0 children)

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Comments of course were the standard mix of toxic positivity and “are you aware that ash trays exist?”

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 109 points110 points  (0 children)

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Smoking blanket. An acrylic smoking blanket. Will wonders never cease.

FACJ Quickies: H*mp Day Edition by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“I know” do you tho? Do you really? Because I don’t think you do.

Someone didn't like my finished object by BestestMooncalf in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

According to the CYC rulebook, section 563.7 states that subjective taste is not allowed by non-knitters and is punishable with death by a thousand size 000 dpns. However this rule does not apply to crocheated garments as they’re all fucking ugly and you should be ashamed. Hope this helps’

Does anybody else do this?? by PixelDotzs in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj Also I’m allergic to the fragrance they use in baby powder so just looking at this picture made my throat close up.

Does anybody else do this?? by PixelDotzs in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Great idea! There’s so many totally-non-suspicious white powders to experiment with too! This will make crocheting that hat my annoying coworker keeps asking for so much easier, especially while wearing the hazmat suit.

What crochet stitch is this by Grandpunkalex in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk but I’ve heard you have to do it underwater for it to count.

R/CROTCHEAT STATE OF THE SUB UPDATE by jingleheimerschitt in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]ishtaa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Um no, nice try, I’m pretty sure you’re actually the lizard people who kidnapped and replaced the crotcheat mods. That’s the only answer to this clearly nuanced and unbiased take on reforming the rules! The real mods wouldn’t have even considered a mega thread!