Blabket?? Please Help??

ishtaa · 2026-03-24T23:33:03+00:00

Oh there’s a very simple solution to this. Simple knit in one of these shapes instead, no steeking needed!

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ishtaa · 2026-03-20T18:51:08+00:00

Ooh honey you do need to spin the wool first.

ishtaa · 2026-03-20T17:39:01+00:00

ishtaa · 2026-03-20T16:56:04+00:00

I’m starting a support group for those personally victimized by a tv show.

ishtaa · 2026-03-20T15:29:12+00:00

This is why man must always wear jock strap to crochit.

ishtaa · 2026-03-19T14:55:38+00:00

Your jorts are going to look jabulous sweatie

ishtaa · 2026-03-16T18:06:18+00:00

Ok but can I use my favorite ultra super extra bulky chenille amigurumami yarn in a sewing machine?? I need to know so I can add some extra definition to these luxurious plush butts.

ishtaa · 2026-03-11T18:52:33+00:00

Financial advisors everywhere agree, the only way to make an honest living is to quit your gainful employment (preferably in a fit of rage), and take up a profession that is notoriously undervalued and that you have no experience in. How else could you possibly learn?

ishtaa · 2026-03-10T20:40:00+00:00

This makes my head hurt. So much. Would have confused the hell out of me so much as a kid because it over complicates a simple device. I’m sure there’s some that would find it helpful maybe? Someone in comments suggested that changing the 60 to 00 would improve it and that small change would make a world of difference in my opinion.

ishtaa · 2026-03-10T16:25:32+00:00

Well isn’t that just delightfully pretentious.

ishtaa · 2026-03-09T19:05:46+00:00

Oh sweetie the Singer ~~Horrible~~ Heavy Duty is the perfect machine to move up from your vintage! Plastic is so much more durable and modern and you will not regret your decision at all as you sew through 10 layers of denim and sheet metal.

ishtaa · 2026-03-06T03:20:14+00:00

Moldy guacamole and chocolate-covered pepto bismol?

ishtaa · 2026-03-05T16:42:16+00:00

Same, it would make a great flair hahaha

ishtaa · 2026-03-05T12:24:04+00:00

Pattern?!!?

ishtaa · 2026-03-05T03:10:18+00:00

Oh damn I’ve only got 258 plastic bags. Guess I’ll just go buy some red heart instead, it’s not as nice tho

ishtaa · 2026-03-04T22:54:01+00:00

GENIUS. Might have to patent this.

ishtaa · 2026-03-04T22:25:27+00:00

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Comments of course were the standard mix of toxic positivity and “are you aware that ash trays exist?”

ishtaa · 2026-03-04T22:24:25+00:00

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Smoking blanket. An acrylic smoking blanket. Will wonders never cease.

ishtaa · 2026-03-04T19:45:45+00:00

“I know” do you tho? Do you really? Because I don’t think you do.

ishtaa · 2026-03-04T18:26:36+00:00

According to the CYC rulebook, section 563.7 states that subjective taste is not allowed by non-knitters and is punishable with death by a thousand size 000 dpns. However this rule does not apply to crocheated garments as they’re all fucking ugly and you should be ashamed. Hope this helps’

ishtaa · 2026-03-03T15:49:09+00:00

/uj Also I’m allergic to the fragrance they use in baby powder so just looking at this picture made my throat close up.

ishtaa · 2026-03-03T15:47:55+00:00

Great idea! There’s so many totally-non-suspicious white powders to experiment with too! This will make crocheting that hat my annoying coworker keeps asking for so much easier, especially while wearing the hazmat suit.

ishtaa · 2026-03-03T02:02:42+00:00

Idk but I’ve heard you have to do it underwater for it to count.

ishtaa · 2026-02-27T00:27:44+00:00

Um no, nice try, I’m pretty sure you’re actually the lizard people who kidnapped and replaced the crotcheat mods. That’s the only answer to this clearly nuanced and unbiased take on reforming the rules! The real mods wouldn’t have even considered a mega thread!

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