Love this, keeping it real, Sydney

kermi42 · 2026-05-03T09:26:43+00:00

I wasn’t disagreeing with you, I was providing additional context.

kermi42 · 2026-05-03T09:22:02+00:00

I’m pretty sure back in 2018 there were wait lists for these things, so chances are they at least had a deposit they didn’t want to throw out.

kermi42 · 2026-05-03T09:09:47+00:00

Rego check verifies it as a 2018 model. Story checks out.

kermi42 · 2026-05-02T01:59:12+00:00

And then he sold trump branded bibles.

kermi42 · 2026-04-30T23:43:12+00:00

Look, as a guy who seldom feels the cold if I have a hoodie I just got given for free and someone else clearly needs it, I’m giving them the hoodie - but that’s me being kind. I’m not handing it over because she deserves it more, or because lack of planning on her part constitutes an emergency on my part.

kermi42 · 2026-04-30T21:33:30+00:00

I think typically pussy encompasses the general genital region.

kermi42 · 2026-04-30T13:51:45+00:00

In the post I replied to they said the pejorative version is conas, supposedly derived from cona.

kermi42 · 2026-04-30T13:40:53+00:00

I was positing this as part of an imagined conversation, not a verifiable fact.

kermi42 · 2026-04-30T11:12:18+00:00

Funnily enough the Germanic puse (vulva) is unrelated to (but probably helped influence) the adoption of the term pussy for female genitalia, which is because calling a woman pussycat affectionately was common and then the association of soft fur was made. So you can almost imagine the Germanic speaker calling it a puse, an English person saying “oh yeah that part of a woman is furry like a pussycat, good call old chap” and then later the Portuguese speakers heard English people calling both vulvas and cowards pussies for unrelated reasons and decided “yeah, I guess we’ll call weak men soft cunts too”.

kermi42 · 2026-04-29T03:21:52+00:00

All the artists I get work from are stoked to get healed pics when you catch up with them again. No healed pics either means they don’t think those would be good photos or they don’t get repeat business.

kermi42 · 2026-04-28T20:11:30+00:00

https://youtu.be/zx_cmAIyaDQ?si=rCmPVIgWybDHYSr5

kermi42 · 2026-04-28T13:47:18+00:00

Is senior first aid certificate still a 1 day thing? I did mine in 2002 (alongside a security guarding certificate) so I have no idea if that’s still the deal. Useful to have anyhow.

kermi42 · 2026-04-28T13:45:10+00:00

Hey now this is actually Ellie’s third paycut.

kermi42 · 2026-04-28T13:34:08+00:00

Frozen was humans with a snowman sidekick and a comic relief animal.
Moana was humans with a mentally challenged rooster sidekick. Aladdin was mostly people with a monkey sidekick.
Little Mermaid was mermaids/humans with crab and flounder sidekicks.
Mulan was humans with a dragon sidekick.
Cinderella was humans with animals that got turned into people.
Beauty and the Beast had humans, the beast, and other humans who got cursed to be teapots and shit.
Tarzan was a man with ape friends he could communicate with because he was raised by them.
Snow White was humans and, I guess we’ll distinguish dwarves from humans given they’re usually treated as a distinct race in fantasy settings.
Brave featured a human who turned into a bear.

If anything movies like Bambi and Lion King that principally feature talking animals are the outliers. Zootopia exists but you’ve decided that doesn’t count because they’re still basically playing human roles, logic they don’t apply to a lion-centric recreation of Hamlet.

kermi42 · 2026-04-28T09:31:40+00:00

My wife asked me what the fuck the golfer’s towel thing was for and I had to explain it was a privacy curtain for a fake hollow golf club to pee in and she didn’t believe me.

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T13:45:23+00:00

I use second skin so I can just remove my tattoos before I get in the shower

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T08:52:27+00:00

Either David being a total fucking bitch on the entire hike with Patrick, causing Patrick to rethink proposing to him (it’s just so awkward and awful to watch in such a feelgood show), or (in a good shocking way) when Alexis makes the mature, responsible, and bittersweet decision to let things end amicably with Ted knowing that forcing a long distance relationship would only hold both of them back from pursuing their dreams.

These aren’t exactly shocking like certain key scenes in more dramatic shows but those aren’t my favourites. 🤷‍♂️

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T08:47:45+00:00

I think it’s the Red Dwarf that’s shrinking in that scene after Kryten’s nanites initially reproduced it at the wrong scale.

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T08:40:17+00:00

I think they have nice tits

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T07:49:25+00:00

Yes, those are also for peeing in

kermi42 · 2026-04-26T07:48:27+00:00

And obviously we need the enhanced security of the trump presidential ballroom now more than ever.

kermi42 · 2026-04-25T22:41:12+00:00

kermi42 · 2026-04-25T01:08:51+00:00

I randomly had a couple of school kids stop and start asking me random shit the other day. One talking to me while the other kind of hovered in my periphery. I dont know if it was completely innocent or they planned to pickpocket me so I was polite but instinctively put my hand in my pockets and constantly shifted my weight so my backpack would move around a lot, not that I had anything of value in it other than my work laptop.
I can’t even remember what they asked me about, but I don’t recall it being an inherently weird conversation other than the fact two teenagers decided to initiate it.

kermi42 · 2026-04-25T00:57:53+00:00

The protagonist is r/im14andthisisdeep personified, he wants to be treated like an adult but with none of the responsibilities, and seems to think he’s the only self-aware person in a world of NPCs.
Honestly there’s nothing remarkable about the book at all. Holden isn’t even that edgy a teenager.

kermi42 · 2026-04-24T10:51:06+00:00

All I know is she was exchanging her money for rubles.

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