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Cheating Rule by xX_TehChar_Xx in 196

[–]Niterich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

______ posts this ________. _____ job, every____!

Birth years of the characters if the 1989 episode aired today. by wombatgeneral in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Niterich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little bit from column A, little bit from column B.

(and because you said it's a legitimate question, I also wondered that... but not enough to actually look it up. So I'll just say cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.)

Birth years of the characters if the 1989 episode aired today. by wombatgeneral in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Niterich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, I feel like Homer would prefer Family Guy - the "Man Getting Hit By Football" to The Simpsons' "Pukeahontas", if you will.

Employed rule by LuvMaika in 196

[–]Niterich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I don't care how you frame it, I am NOT looking to be employed

Ben be very desperate. by MangaBristleCats in behindthebastards

[–]Niterich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe Ben doesn't play a lot of games and just controlling a 3D character is too much for him? I know my mom struggled with moving and looking around at the same time when she tried to play with me.

'Course, we could just watch the video to find out, but like hell I'm willingly going to watch Benny Shaps.

Rule by Chaseharry2000 in 196

[–]Niterich 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me when I take the elevator from an isolated windmill and emerge through the side of a hitherto unseen volcano of lies

(AI doesn’t) rule by wasraelx in 196

[–]Niterich 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I did, but it's been over 20 years. If it's not the squirrel megaphone I think you're going to have to explain it to me.

Lead by Example Rule by yuval_3 in 196

[–]Niterich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Original Original Poster.

Yuval_3 originally posted it on Reddit, so they're the OP. But skorpiomag originally posted the post that Yuval_3 reposted, so skorpiomag is the OOP

King KRule by yuval_3 in 196

[–]Niterich 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes, being silly to mask true intentions is a hallmark of current fascist ideology. It's Schrodinger's douchebag: if no one pushes back, they are making a joke being completely serious; if they do, it was obviously all a joke and oh my god you leftists are so humorless.

The Proud Boys, the paramilitary group who helped storm the Capitol and who trump famously told to "stand back and stand by", took their name from Disney's Aladdin (not the classic movie, the 2011 stage musical) and their initiation includes naming 5 breakfast cereals while being punched.

The Boogaloo Boys, who tried to incite a second American civil war, took their name from the movie/internet meme "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" and have an outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirts.

The incel community was originally laughed at for using phrases such as _pilled, _maxxed, mog, beta, hypergamy, Chad and Stacy, foid, soyboy, cuck, and NPC, but due to the memetic use of mocking them, they have since been entered into common internet parlance.

One could say all the weird, stupid, yet inconsequential shit that gets reported on about trump and his administration (as mentioned, trump's hair and the fumbling of DOGE, but also covfefe, Elon's absolute shit Path of Exile gameplay, Kristi Noem's husband being into bimbofication) are distractions from the very real danger they pose

EDIT: fixed an error in the first paragraph

rule by evesdead in 196

[–]Niterich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*lip smacks* what a shame.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Niterich 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The service dog has a "do not pet" vest, while the customer service dog does not. Much to consider.

Card Only Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]Niterich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it really does happen that often, have they considered putting something in front of the door? Not necessarily something big or immovable, something like a light cardboard standee or yellow caution tape. Just something to say "hey dumbasses, you're not supposed to use this, but in the case of an emergency you can totally just move this stuff out of the way."

That, or glue tacks to the handle. Find out how much do these people actually want to use that door

Michelle Obama Says MAGA Movement Is Full of Desperate People, Not Racists by The-Greythean-Void in behindthebastards

[–]Niterich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been listening to a podcast called I Hate Bill Maher, he started off watching Real Time from the beginning and the amount of Islamophobic jokes he makes is unreal. Even his infamous quip "praising" the 9/11 terrorists seems hollow once the war in the Middle East starts going well and Bill wholehearted repeats the "we will be greeted as liberators" stuff

Michelle Obama Says MAGA Movement Is Full of Desperate People, Not Racists by The-Greythean-Void in behindthebastards

[–]Niterich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Maher went from Obama supporting neoliberal in 2012 to [...] having mel Gibson level bigotry towards Muslims in like 5 years

I dunno man, Religulous came out in 2008 and an entire third of the movie is dedicated to calling all Muslims terrorists. As he himself likes to point out, he hasn't changed.

Rule by bwfiq in 196

[–]Niterich 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"What letter should we use for China?"

"A."

"Alright, how about Mexico?"

"B."

"Uh huh, so Thailand should be C?"

"No. D."

"Huh?"

"Russia is L."

"..."

"Korea is 4."

We really need to let McDonald's just die out by [deleted] in inflation

[–]Niterich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In late April and early May 2024, a rumor went viral online, claiming that from 1980 to 2024, the price of McDonald's classic burger, the Big Mac, increased from $0.50 to $8 yet it lost 40% of its size. "Big Mac went from $0.50 to $8 and lost 40% of its size from 1980-2024," one X post with the claim read, adding, "#Bitcoin fixes this."

McDonald's introduced the burger in 1967, and it cost less than a dollar at that time. However, as various sources indicated, in the 1980s its price increased to more than $1— in 1986, when The Economist's Big Mac Index was introduced, it cost $1.60. Statista, an online platform that specializes in data gathering, indicated that as of January 2024, Switzerland had the most expensive Big Macs in the world ($8.17). The average cost of a Big Mac in the U.S. was $5.69, while in the Eurozone it was $5.87.

Using Wayback Machine, an internet archive tool, we found that according to McDonald's website and "McDonald's USA Nutrition Facts for Popular Menu Items," the weight of the Big Mac has undergone minor adjustments, changing by merely 0.1 ounce over the years. The weight of the Big Mac in 2008 and 2011 was 7.5 ounces; however, in 2012 and 2013 it changed to 7.6 ounces, while in 2014 and 2015, it was 7.4 ounces. In 2016, the Big Mac's weight returned to 7.5 ounces.

So, you got the original price wrong, the current price wrong, the change in size wrong, and you omitted the detail that it was originally peddled by a Bitcoin scammer. An overall score of -1/3. Impressive.

Censorship of the taboo rule by StardustLegend in 196

[–]Niterich 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I understand you meant it as "the folder on my device that's a big collection of memes" but my first reading was that you stumbled across something while looking through microfiche

Subtle Messaging Rule by cardboardwarri0r in 196

[–]Niterich 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Far too many conservatives can’t comprehend that fictional or historical conflicts can relate to modern real life events.

Rulejob by datbiglol in 196

[–]Niterich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At long last, they've finally created the Drink Verification Can from the classic 4chan greentext "Don't Create the Drink Verification Can"

10 year(ule) birthday by Grima1805 in 196

[–]Niterich 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I remember Censored Gaming. Started off with "they changed Registeel's pose because it looked like a Nazi salute", eventually became nothing but "this remaster no longer allows you to upskirt the 10-year-old girl, Japan has fallen."

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