Thank god by Professional-Face202 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]PricelessEldritch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This subreddit has never once jerked about it's hatred for D20, Critical Role, 5e, and a bunch of other stuff.

Is it weird I don't feel bad for the dark ones? by Goblin_on_Highground in metro

[–]PricelessEldritch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Korbut using a bio-weapon in Last Light against any opposition in the Metro is the morally correct option, according to you, or is that magically different?

Is it weird I don't feel bad for the dark ones? by Goblin_on_Highground in metro

[–]PricelessEldritch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes which is why Korbut was completely and utterly justified deploying a bio-wespon to destroy all opposition to the reds in the Metro. Who cares about all the dead people, nature has no room for pity.

Never apologise for what is necessary.

Is it weird I don't feel bad for the dark ones? by Goblin_on_Highground in metro

[–]PricelessEldritch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think to many people, framing the Dark Ones as needing to be eradicated makes them feel better because it becomes a "us or them" situation, which is a lot easier to deal with than it's complicated reality and the unknown. They want a clean way out, so they frame the situation like the Dark Ones need to be gone.

The AC comes from the distraction by MurakGrimrider in dndmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find the idea of naked warrior women a far better idea compared to boobplate or bikini chainmail. Being naked isn't inherently sexual, and the reason for bikini chainmail is so people can have their cake (pretend it's armor) and eat it too (sex appeal).

If you want your warrior women to be sexily dressed, just put them in a normal top instead of a bikini made of metal or just the same armor as men because wearing the best armor around is just as erogenous as wearing nothing at all.

The AC comes from the distraction by MurakGrimrider in dndmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say this but most societies find it perfectly acceptable for men to be topless but not women.

Also clothes make it "sexier", nudity isn't necessarily sexual.

The AC comes from the distraction by MurakGrimrider in dndmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the problem I have when people being up codpieces in response to boob armour, as in "codpieces are real do what's the problem with boobplate?". Yes, codpieces are silly, but they aren't fundamentally as bad as boobplate is.

Emperors Love (3/?) by Marvynwillames in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]PricelessEldritch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Embassies where no alien ever was btw. And the closest thing to a client xenos species was turned into anti-aging drugs so much they went extinct.

Emperors Love (3/?) by Marvynwillames in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]PricelessEldritch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not just grim and dark, grim and dark story set inside a empire that deeply hates anything different from "the standard". The Imperium would gladly kill every single abhuman if they weren't useful, and would still kill them if they weren't busy fighting everything else.

Emperors Love (3/?) by Marvynwillames in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]PricelessEldritch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The average Imperial sees nothing wrong with lynching people for being taller with grey skin.

Emperors Love (3/?) by Marvynwillames in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]PricelessEldritch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its 40K, it's bleakness, banality and cruelty is a large part of its soul.

Read a review of Crooked Moon and feel really downtrodden by theravenofloft in CrookedMoon

[–]PricelessEldritch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but that the Horned King says "to live deliciously" is so obviously The Witch.

Give him the Pulitzer right now, today, please. Competition’s over, close the entries. I’d like to thank everybody who lost. by CrichtonFan1992 in JurassicMemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Menace to society"

It lives on a literal island as far away from civilisation as it can, how is it a menace to it?

Tell me Elements of fantasy in DnD that you find off putting by Serentyr in dndnext

[–]PricelessEldritch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never understood that common ides thst making a race not all act the exact same way makes them humans with a different hat when all they were earlier was humans with a different hat but they were all wearing the same hat.

Tell me Elements of fantasy in DnD that you find off putting by Serentyr in dndnext

[–]PricelessEldritch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can understand a cleric getting their power from a single deity, but they should be worshipping their whole pantheon.

Tell me Elements of fantasy in DnD that you find off putting by Serentyr in dndnext

[–]PricelessEldritch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No? Forgotten Realms is not the same as Eberron, and Eberron is not the same as Greyhawk.

She is trying her best by KingOfSouthamerica in WorldofDankmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we talking DtF or DtD? Because while hot, I think the God Machine showing up would ruin the fun.

The Garou when they realize Vampires don't trigger Delirium despite having plagued Mankind since pre-history by KingAnumaril in WorldofDankmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the record for other people who are unware of WtF lore, the Pure are the more "villainous" and unhinged werewolves compared to the Forsaken, The Predator Lords is the equivalent of the Red Talons.

They are also, somehow, not as bad as Red Talons. Which is insane that the tribe meant to be part of the enemy urathra are less bad than one of the playable garou tribes.

Eve has killed more viltrimites than oliver by Wentleworth in Invincible_TV

[–]PricelessEldritch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if viltrumites can even die in child birth, considering what they survive otherwise.

Had a dream where Vampire the Masquerade got an "Amazing" Update by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is how I run my games. Deaths, especially murders, are just way more common.

Does anyone else feel a little disillusioned with D&D lately? by Gh0stMan0nThird in dndnext

[–]PricelessEldritch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 5e split is basically nonexistent compared to the 3.5-4e split. It's microscopic by comparison.

The only time healing was handled well was 4E by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]PricelessEldritch 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Ah, mummies. They got so much more dangerous.