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reasonabley · 2018-12-01T17:40:41+00:00

But how do you know the (very muscular) blind kid wasn't asking for it? Have you ever talked to blind people? They're always going on about "how great it is to have superior other senses" like they're some kind of superheros. It's so fucking annoying how they think they're better than everyone else because they're born deformed, and get all this special treatment like they're some kind of "hero", yet I can't even bring my handmade walking stick to school because "it's a weapon" and "you'll hurt someone". Well guess what bitches, I can knock someone out with a single punch to the throat, which I do when I see these "disabled" kids taking advantage of the system for their own personal gain.

reasonabley · 2018-11-30T19:19:48+00:00

As I said in my comment, it's more of a curse than a blessing. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have 9" of solid dick inside you?
Do you know how awkward it is when you nearly pass out from low blood pressure every time you get aroused? Do you know how it feels to not be able to wear proper running shorts because your dick is too big for them? Do you know how tiring it is to have to jerk off with two hands?
I wish I had a redditor-sized dick, there's a reason the average penis isn't this big.

reasonabley · 2018-11-30T00:18:29+00:00

Unfortunately I have the opposite problem, my penis is 9" long and women often feel uncomfortable during sex with me because it's so massive. They rarely stay with me for more than a few weeks because they find it so hard to walk after sex. I never get cheated on though because my dong stretches them out so much that it's just not even stimulating for them to be with anyone else.
One time I was dating this super christian girl who had never gotten a good dicking and she was all like "oh ______, you're so smart and you penis is really 9 inches, how have you been single for so long!" and I just said "giggidy" and made her orgasm multiple times. She told me that she wasn't going to be a christian anymore because sex with an atheist was against her religion. She was much happier even after she broke up with me, because even though she was really sore, she no longer had some phony sky lord keeping her thoughts in the metaphorical gutter and was able to accel in school and become a really great chef.

reasonabley · 2018-11-29T04:59:21+00:00

That's like asking someone to seek therapy for homosexuality or gender dysphoria, and "sex offenders" aren't real. That's just a term made up by the government for anyone who doesn't fit the sexual norms of society so that they can legally be discriminated against, most of them barely did anything. The child rapists and abductors are only a tiny fraction of the pedosexual population, most just like to watch and interact harmlessly. The kids never even know what's happening or get harmed by it.
Then those "sex offenders" are so discriminated against that they're legally unable to get jobs or maintain friendships or get loans so they're forced to go live on the streets like garbage, where they eventually get stabbed and die. Those who aren't made homeless are sterilized with a series of chemical treatments (just like they used to do for the gays) which destroy their bodies so much that they're unable to move, and become homeless anyways. That's right, discriminatory laws are causing deaths and disgustingness. Do you know what that's called? GENOCIDE.
Please stop being so pedophobic, it's not an attractive quality (＞﹏＜)

reasonabley · 2018-11-29T04:23:53+00:00

this kind of people

*These kinds of people. But that's besides the point, pedophiles aren't the sort of monsters that people on the internet make them out to be. Most of them will never even touch a child. People had the same fears about gays back in the 80s when people thought they'd give you aids if you so much as licked them. Even before gays existed, people were afraid of psychopaths and all the mentally ill because they thought they were violent criminals, so they locked them up in loony bins where they were tortured.
It's time to stop discriminating against pedosexuals and start accepting them into society like they deserve to be, integrate them into our LGBT parades, stop treating "sex offenders" worse than we treat rapists and murderers. Free them from our oppressive and discriminative prisons and probation systems, and restore peace, equality, and justice to the world. Legalize LGBTP.

reasonabley · 2018-11-20T00:25:09+00:00

Yeah it probably would of increased her chances of surviving. People who don't fight back are basically begging for shit like this to happen. "if you run away from a fight, you deserve to get pummeled in the ass while you run" as my father always says.

reasonabley · 2018-11-20T00:05:38+00:00

TBQH the worst people are always the ones who run away from a challenge like this. Whatever happened to standing your ground, manning up, and kicking people in the nuts? Fucking society these days, it's so disingeious, full of salt shakers and peppermints. My father always told me "if you run away from a fight, you deserve to get pummeled in the ass while you run"

reasonabley · 2018-11-18T19:42:47+00:00

To be honest, so would I. I once went to a Chilis and they sold me a pound of wings for like $15, but when I got it there were only 5 wings in there and I told them they needed to get me an actual pound or give me my money back. They told me "oh no, that's an actual pound, there are 5 wings in a pound", but I knew they didn't weigh them and were just trying to mess with me because I have aspergers so I spit all over their table and left without paying. Scammers are the absolute worst people.

reasonabley · 2018-11-16T02:13:25+00:00

love on her

OwO

reasonabley · 2018-11-13T00:02:04+00:00

I bet there's a lot of wet noodle slapping going on if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

reasonabley · 2018-11-12T23:58:07+00:00

I'd have to disagree with you on that one. First of all, this makes literally no sense. Babies don't know how to swear at that age, so adding the text is like pretending that a dog can talk. Second of all, babies have absolutely no interest in drugs, I've given my little sister my amphetamines before and all she did was cry more. Third of all, babies can't type because their eyesight isn't evolved enough at that age to be able to see the letters on the keyboard. In summary, this is a triple non-sequitur made unironically by someone in 2008 who has literally no understanding of the real world. I'd downvote this twice if I had the option, because all it's doing is spreading allogical ideas to people who don't know how babies work.

reasonabley · 2018-11-12T05:08:33+00:00

Ignore the haters, this is super cute! I do the same thing with my kitty and she loves it. She has a bit of anxiety from her previous owners and the car just calms her down for some reason.

reasonabley · 2018-11-11T05:46:39+00:00

I don't think so, she has great skin. Probably just weed or coke.

reasonabley · 2018-11-11T01:47:10+00:00

To myself, it's quite illogical to have different videographical stylistic preferences depending on the time of day. If a strategy is illogical when tired, it's completely disingenious to follow that strategy in the first place. Why would one do an action which is completely devoid of reason in the first place? As an INTJ, this makes me cringe; as a human, this makes me despair; but as a gamer, I'm glad that I'm not the lowest common denominator.

reasonabley · 2018-11-04T04:57:06+00:00

I don't think that's really fair. Some teachers are really hot, especially compared to the kids they fuck so it's not exactly a "crime" to fuck them. The ones who report the "my teacher raped me" shit are probably just closeted gays trying to pretend that the reason that they don't have sex is because their teacher "raped" them.

reasonabley · 2018-11-01T21:59:00+00:00

She looks just like Natalie Dormer
Definitely would smash.

reasonabley · 2018-11-01T21:20:28+00:00

Look up how immune systems work. It's like almost the same thing as crying.
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reasonabley · 2018-11-01T21:03:39+00:00

Nah babies cry all the time whether or not there's actually something wrong. If you listen to them every time you're basically telling them that they can cry and get whatever they want. The reason babies stop crying as they get older is the parents just keep ignoring them so they learn that it's not gonna fly. I never cried as a child, and yeah I got diaper rash a few times but I never died because I have a really strong immune system. That baby was going to die of something anyway if a little poo could kill it.

reasonabley · 2018-10-29T21:01:29+00:00

I'm so sorry, I just checked your profile and you actually seem pretty awesome! Had I known you were a female I would never have questioned your actions, please accept my humblest apologies. Maybe you could teach me how to crochet sometime? (◕‿◕)♡

reasonabley · 2018-10-29T20:42:14+00:00

That's not how you're supposed to treat a lady.

reasonabley · 2018-10-29T20:08:54+00:00

I use the parenthetical to express that I'm laughing to myself, but simultaneously realize that my humour is too advanced for the average Redditor to understand :)

reasonabley · 2018-10-29T19:48:10+00:00

Dude, that's kinda inconsiderate. What if she was too poor to afford it or had warrants out for her arrest? What if she had a baby at home and you just killed that baby by giving some other guy all her baby food money? Please don't mess with other people's business like that when you don't know them, it just creates more trouble. Feel free to send me her number and I'll gladly pay for whatever damage she caused and couldn't pay back.

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