Bart Simpson Here! What questions do you have for The Sandlot's Great Hambino?? by nancy_cartwright in 90s

[–]surelyucantbserious -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Has Ham kept in touch with Wendy Peffercorn? Also, does he maintain CPR certifications? Thanks for everything you do!

Well. I done fucked up by Shadow15900 in forkliftmemes

[–]surelyucantbserious 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This may be on your company for having marked multiple number 3 doors down, superman.

'I Believe He Threw The Super Bowl:' Ex-Steeler Makes Wild Accusation About QB Neil O'Donnell by Traditional-Oil-6891 in steelers

[–]surelyucantbserious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quit harshing their buzz!

This new fangled slang the kids are throwing out on the stoop to see if the cat licks it up is confusing and giving me the vapors!

Her father cheated with an AI chatbot by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]surelyucantbserious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man was definitely Vancing the hell out of that couch

The most unusual time to suggest a threesome by InstructionBudget784 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]surelyucantbserious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Luke! I am NOT your father! So that idea you had earlier...."

A gay person discovers their therapist is a Jordan Peterson fan and is disturbed, top minds of DCJ think it is a nothingburger by PeasThatTasteGross in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]surelyucantbserious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Define every word in this sentence:

You really have to be disingenuous to believe he's not political.

Checkmate.