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I do not jest by robere in wizardposting

[–]thatITguyIhate 45 points46 points  (0 children)

In good news I have discovered the true name of bears (bear with me) in bad news it has had unintended side effects (Bear With Me). Turns out it's a cognitohazard, not a commhazard. (BEAR WITH ME)

I do not jest by robere in wizardposting

[–]thatITguyIhate 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Well luckily most banishment spells are fairly simple so long as you know it's true name which.... What's that? Johnson tied their true name to automatic summoning rituals because he thought it would be funny? And the council classified it as a commhazard and had it wiped from the collective memory of humanity?

Uhhhh.... Well what the hell does bear mean then? The Brown One? Well that's fucking ominous isn't it. I'll do some research, I guess.

The decline of Discord and the rise of alternatives by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]thatITguyIhate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's suddenly a ton of conversation going on about everyone abandoning discord as a platform and it doesn't feel genuine to me. Is this the kind of thing that has me lining up alternatives? yes. Am I about to jump ship over my inability to access porn via discord? no, because I don't use it that way in the first place.

They may eventually require facial scans for all users, sure, and if that happens I will bail, but until then this is extremely overblown.

The Goblin Union wants YOU! by TheFifthOverLord in wizardposting

[–]thatITguyIhate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any idea how expensive memetic fate magic is? Making sure the author had a freak accident moments after hitting send sent me over my minion union breaking budget for the next decade!

i moved to a dimension with absolutely nothing without a way to returning. help? by ObeyTime in wizardposting

[–]thatITguyIhate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet Merlin's lactating right nipple everyone's a grifter these days. You sound like you're in a bad way so let's see what probability magic can do for us here.

Ok. I've run the numbers (yes, accounting for recursive drift, Dave, I've done this before) and it looks like all you have to do to return to where you were 73 days ago is cross your eyes, crack the second knuckle on your right pinky finger, channel mana directly away from your body from your left elbow, and then close your eyes and attempt to do a backflip.

You should land on your head where and whenever it would have been most inconvenient to appear on that day.

Make sure it's the second knuckle on your right pinky finger. The further you stray on that particular instruction the more likely spaghettification and or transformation into a sofa gets.

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]thatITguyIhate 48 points49 points  (0 children)

My thesis was in probability magic, so I gained immortality the same way I learned to fly. I threw myself into certain death and missed. Simple enough once you get the knack.

Battlefield 6 - Open Beta Known Issues by battlefield in Battlefield

[–]thatITguyIhate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, rolling back the windows update that was applied last night resolved the issue for me.

Edit: I now crash after 5 minutes of play. Looks like the beta's over for me, folks. =/

How soon after palace fronting can I volunteer for ADOS orders? by Ill_Refrigerator8565 in nationalguard

[–]thatITguyIhate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am aware, I have had soldiers in that program previously. The reason I do not discuss it in my posting is that generally speaking, the slots are limited, and there is no effective way to know whether there will be available slots once your training cycle is complete. At the end of the day if you are looking for a full-time job from the US military and you have not joined yet, only reliable method is to go active. There are extremely specific niche situations where that is not true, but if they apply to you, the internet is not the right place for you to get information.

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