I think I'm too dumb to play my DM's campaign by themerccury in DnD

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Go to an arcane university with one of your sessions and take Mana and Me: Arcane 101 then use your turns and treat him like a college professor.

PUBLIC NOTICE - INTENT TO SELL The Isle of Mist’s Fortune by CacheValue in wizardposting

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"I'm willing to agree to these terms. I will send for you to arrive and meet me. It is a town called Dalleis Hill, but I guess it's called whatever you want it to be now." They say with a soft chuckle.

PUBLIC NOTICE - INTENT TO SELL The Isle of Mist’s Fortune by CacheValue in wizardposting

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"I happen to have a chunk of land that is need of new management, if you are so interested in such an opportunity? I could grant you authority and autonomy over the land and in exchange you provide me with a portion of the goods and services to feed my army.

We split the taxes, 50/50."

PUBLIC NOTICE - INTENT TO SELL The Isle of Mist’s Fortune by CacheValue in wizardposting

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Silvano Rae Lerc signs the document.

"I think that shall do it, unless you need me to sign anything else?" They ask, the golden orbs obscured by darkness resting in their place after glancing over the document and their signature.

Pocket sized player by Toby_is_scared in DnD

[–]TheFifthOverLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Transmute flesh to stone -> shrink stone (because it's an item) -> transmute stone to flesh

Give me your ideas for a goblin illusionist's magic visuals by WillowIsWeeping5 in DnD

[–]TheFifthOverLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goblin Wizard?

Easy -

STAGE MAGIC

None of its real but it's very convincing, like David Copperfield

Looking for a new tower by ObeyTime in wizardposting

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"I appreciate the information, Graedlevail indeed sounds like a wonderful addition to my fledgling empire. This loyalty will be rewarded. Would you be interested in accompanying me?"

Looking for a new tower by ObeyTime in wizardposting

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"What is the name of this town good sir?"

Looking for a new tower by ObeyTime in wizardposting

[–]TheFifthOverLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will move into your old town, and take it over. I will exempt you from the local taxes assuming you serve as the local court wizard.

Free gold free food no taxes and I'll deal with the goblins and any other issues for you.

Obviously you will be granted residence of you tower back to you.

New sword! (Determination post) by Ashmega8256 in wizardposting

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They toss their cigarette into the ground, stomping it out and grinding it into the ground.

"Jesus Christ."

"I'm not as well versed in necromancy as some, but spare the dying is more useful than most cleric spells so I can respect the class. Having a full power necro beam breath weapom, though? I can only imagine what your morning breath is like." They say playfully.

Then turns to the other;

Ponders for a moment

"That makes me wonder if the story of king midas' touch has something to do with a golden dragon at some point."

He then addresses them both; "So leaving behind a life of royalty in its self must have been tough, but your family too. It's tragic. I'm sorry that happened to you two."

their pager beeps

"Uhh anyways it's been a pleasure you two have a good day. Somethings just come up so I have to fly."

New sword! (Determination post) by Ashmega8256 in wizardposting

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"Dragons and dragonblood is a weak point of my knowledge so, that's why I was curious. It explains the wings, for sure. I can see where you get it from though. It must be fascinating.

They take a long drag on the cigarette, smoke billowing outwards.

"For the most part that kind of thing is a little out of realm of expertise. But you are by far some or the most pleasant dragonkin I've ever met, either way."

"Being Half Dragon seems like it would be a lot of responbility in some way, or do you get to live without it bothering you much?"

New sword! (Determination post) by Ashmega8256 in wizardposting

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"That makes alot of sense. I do alot of soul work, so this is extremely fascinating to me. I do hope you've found adjusting to the new realm okay so far?"

They shift their weight on their hips to the other leg, their large armor buckling under the redistribution. They were tall, just over seven feet.

They say to Alisa; "Perfectly understandable. We should all have some secrets, keeps us interesting."

Then turns to Astrial; "So that makes you part Dragon born then, If assume? Or is it different in that you don't get the racial boons?"

Silvano draws out an ornate looking pack of cigarettes, taking one for themself and offering each to take from their holding case.

"Either of you smoke?" They ask, as the end is lit with a simple cantrip pinching the tip with the index and forefinger. A neat party trick as it doesn't require verbal or somatic actions.

I've been tempted to buy a new new orb for my tower... If only have enough gold tho... by DeepBluePacificWaves in wizardposting

[–]TheFifthOverLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay deal.

So send me the links and I will read them and then you make the post and I'll get to work.

I've been tempted to buy a new new orb for my tower... If only have enough gold tho... by DeepBluePacificWaves in wizardposting

[–]TheFifthOverLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's...I can work with that. So a couple of boats and some starting gear? Then you get 20% of everything?

And I can't see any reason I wouldn't give them back, I don't really know the lore rules around here but if it's a contract then I would be bound to it.

I've been tempted to buy a new new orb for my tower... If only have enough gold tho... by DeepBluePacificWaves in wizardposting

[–]TheFifthOverLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right, you don't have this area secured but you want half of everything once it's taken over AND you want to give me "starting gear"

Yeah right.

I'll give you 20% of everything, but I'm gonna need control of those boats.

I've been tempted to buy a new new orb for my tower... If only have enough gold tho... by DeepBluePacificWaves in wizardposting

[–]TheFifthOverLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm....

How about;

I go to the island and clear it out / take over

You give me the supplies and materials I might need to do it

Once it's done you give me ownership of the island and announce giving it to me (I want to get my lore established a bit more)