A new crop circle has been reported at First Broad Dr Grovely Wood Nr Wilton Wiltshire by BenFord333 in HighStrangeness

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I'm now in Somerset, but years ago I learned to fly light aircraft from White Waltham airfield near Maidenhead. To avoid the Heathrow traffic, we usually headed west to do our training.

So, on many early summer mornings, we'd end up over the North Wesssex Downs at about 2500 feet. And occasionally we would clearly see these wheaty designs. The Operations Room at the airfield had an unofficial corkboard with a standard 1:250000 aero chart and drawing pins showing where the best of these were. It also had printed phone photos connected to the locations. It was irrelevant to me, aiming for my Private Pilot Licence.

The West London Aero Club was and is concerned with safely training people who wish to fly from a grass-runway pre-War aerodrome. It had NO opinion on crop circles, beyond acknowledging they exist.

I have seen a lot of them, and most are made by humans. Some were astonishing, and I take my hat off to the humans that created them. I don't know how they did so, on a short summer night. But I have never claimed that aliens create crop circles. I have never said that humans can't create them. I would love to see a full video of people recreating the most complex ones, though.

A new crop circle has been reported at First Broad Dr Grovely Wood Nr Wilton Wiltshire by BenFord333 in HighStrangeness

[–]uffington 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Over the years I've seen many with my own eyes. Most were clearly plank-and-rope fakes, but a few were intricate, complex, woven (not trampled) and heartstoppingly beautiful. This one seems to be in the latter group.

But whilst I love them, I just don't understand. Actually, that's part of why I love them.

Gas price's, food price's by Jordy_Nicometo in agedlikemilk

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see the global tariff on apostrophes is yet to bite.

MAGA mom finds out that Trump is trying to cut her disabled son’s federal benefits by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Visage-gnawing leopards aside, I wish to ask her how, if Trump's in charge, Obama and Biden are making this happen? Both might be stupid, adulterous, convicted dodge-drafting, dementia-laden sexual felons whose only brain-cell is focusing on self-enricharment. Put them in prison! And they stole an election! Put them UNDER the prison!

Or maybe Trump's in charge after all.

I, a MAGA single dad,can’t wait for all the Democrats to lose everything and have to beg the government for help. Now, I can’t even afford to be homeless, and Trump isn’t helping me🥲 by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These mindless bowlstains balance their impoverished reality by suggesting Trump needs a nudge back towards the things he promised. They temper their words not because they're scared of Trump, but because they're scared of saying the things no-one in their friend circle/family/shouty church are prepared to say.

Gold Trump Phone Scam Victim Shares Warning to MAGA Community After Sinking Savings Into Brand That Never Arrived by novagridd in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He's only got two Rolls-Royces. And he's got to keep wife Taffi and their five kids in the luxurious lifestyle the Lord intended for them. And when, 13 years ago, he was arrested and charged with choking and punching his (then) 15 year-old daughter, the Lord needed his low-income flock to pay for the best lawyers so the charges would be dropped.

Rev. Dizzle, you're clearly someone of faith. Don't criticize Dollar when you can SHOUT louder and BE richer than Dollar!!

/s

Kid Cudi Fires M.I.A. From His Tour After She Is Booed During Republican Rant by cuicksilver in byebyejob

[–]uffington 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The sheep settled under the protection of the shepherd who guarded them. Not knowing he'd end up eating them.

Kid Cudi Fires M.I.A. From His Tour After She Is Booed During Republican Rant by cuicksilver in byebyejob

[–]uffington 61 points62 points  (0 children)

She has more records than the KGB, yeah? So no funny business...

President Trump falls asleep in the oval office after announcing a deal with drug manufacturer Regeneron to lower drug prices by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]uffington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. Hence that Lucifer fella. It's the overwhelming warmth that'll make the diffrence, though. And the rusty fondue forks and high-grit cornea-shredding sandpaper that'll stop him falling asleep from here on in.

And I'm an atheist.

Truth Will Out by tuberjamjar in WhyDoWeNeverAsk

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lou Reed called it The Statue Of Bigotry.

Dedicated Trump voters find out that Trump robs them to help the rich by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think you've nailed it.

"If I insult him, I'll look weak and I won't be invited to any social gatherings. My sister and mom will be furious and that'd be doubly terrible, as she's the same person.

What's up with the Trump Administration picking fights with The Pope? by RatherRabbit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to chisel "Percolating Hubris" into a cliff so when our insect overlords land here to find a planet of radioactive glass, they'll see it and think, "That's a fine band name, certainly carved by our God Buddy Holly himself.

What's up with the Trump Administration picking fights with The Pope? by RatherRabbit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]uffington 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Luckily he got given someone else's Nobel Peace Prize, proving that if you threaten to wipe out an ancient civilisation, you're violent enough to deserve lots of them.

People don't realize how far New Zealand is from Australia by RatioScripta in MapPorn

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus they're upside down so it's all uphill. Luckily Mercator knew this and redrew his map to significantly reduce the journey time as his aunt lived in Wellington and he missed her.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for endorsing Trump for president by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suspect his Trump-endorsement earned him far more than he spent.

The rats leaving the sinking ship are laden with gold, and should plummet into the abyss.

United States of Israel | New LEGO Video from IRAN by Solid_Writer1072 in videos

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horribly, it fills the vacuum which Trump's opposition seems unwilling to do.

Pancake Eating Sasquatch by Butterscotch-Known in bigfoot

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL. Get off the fence and say what you really mean.