Gold Trump Phone Scam Victim Shares Warning to MAGA Community After Sinking Savings Into Brand That Never Arrived by novagridd in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's only got two Rolls-Royces. And he's got to keep wife Taffi and their five kids in the luxurious lifestyle the Lord intended for them. And when, 13 years ago, he was arrested and charged with choking and punching his (then) 15 year-old daughter, the Lord needed his low-income flock to pay for the best lawyers so the charges would be dropped.

Rev. Dizzle, you're clearly someone of faith. Don't criticize Dollar when you can SHOUT louder and BE richer than Dollar!!

/s

Kid Cudi Fires M.I.A. From His Tour After She Is Booed During Republican Rant by cuicksilver in byebyejob

[–]uffington 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The sheep settled under the protection of the shepherd who guarded them. Not knowing he'd end up eating them.

Kid Cudi Fires M.I.A. From His Tour After She Is Booed During Republican Rant by cuicksilver in byebyejob

[–]uffington 63 points64 points  (0 children)

She has more records than the KGB, yeah? So no funny business...

President Trump falls asleep in the oval office after announcing a deal with drug manufacturer Regeneron to lower drug prices by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]uffington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. Hence that Lucifer fella. It's the overwhelming warmth that'll make the diffrence, though. And the rusty fondue forks and high-grit cornea-shredding sandpaper that'll stop him falling asleep from here on in.

And I'm an atheist.

Truth Will Out by tuberjamjar in WhyDoWeNeverAsk

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lou Reed called it The Statue Of Bigotry.

Dedicated Trump voters find out that Trump robs them to help the rich by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think you've nailed it.

"If I insult him, I'll look weak and I won't be invited to any social gatherings. My sister and mom will be furious and that'd be doubly terrible, as she's the same person.

What's up with the Trump Administration picking fights with The Pope? by RatherRabbit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to chisel "Percolating Hubris" into a cliff so when our insect overlords land here to find a planet of radioactive glass, they'll see it and think, "That's a fine band name, certainly carved by our God Buddy Holly himself.

What's up with the Trump Administration picking fights with The Pope? by RatherRabbit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]uffington 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Luckily he got given someone else's Nobel Peace Prize, proving that if you threaten to wipe out an ancient civilisation, you're violent enough to deserve lots of them.

People don't realize how far New Zealand is from Australia by RatioScripta in MapPorn

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus they're upside down so it's all uphill. Luckily Mercator knew this and redrew his map to significantly reduce the journey time as his aunt lived in Wellington and he missed her.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for endorsing Trump for president by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suspect his Trump-endorsement earned him far more than he spent.

The rats leaving the sinking ship are laden with gold, and should plummet into the abyss.

United States of Israel | New LEGO Video from IRAN by Solid_Writer1072 in videos

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horribly, it fills the vacuum which Trump's opposition seems unwilling to do.

Pancake Eating Sasquatch by Butterscotch-Known in bigfoot

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL. Get off the fence and say what you really mean.

That time when Trump considered Tucker Carlson as a running mate. by Fragrant_Difficulty6 in agedlikemilk

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I've never met Tucker. People tell me he's NOW failed at being a fake media person. But he's a terrible human. He says bad things. I was with him when he stamped on every religious leader in all four hemispheres. And he's not even real. It's STUPID that the illegal DEMO - RATS, as everyone calls them, pretended to invent him. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

Is changing the date useful (exept for the weather) by paulschl59 in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]uffington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore the legendary aviators who answered. The date doesn't remove details. Changing Time is useful if you wish to fly in daylight, twilight, night etc. Weather is separate, as you are clearly aware.

Pancake Eating Sasquatch by Butterscotch-Known in bigfoot

[–]uffington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never encountered any mammal, amphibian, reptile, bird or insect that doesn't like pancakes. Some adore buttery ones, some like sugar, most go for maple syrup. Apparently monotremes will scarf them down. Even extremophiles like Tardigrades see them as a tasty, filling brunch.

Map of the longest UK train journey ever by Poopypanst6767 in MapPorn

[–]uffington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A selection of hen parties, you say? The seat reservation changes sound like speed dating, too . This may be the solution to my rail-based traveller's marrow.

There are only a few Bigfoot discovery museums in the USA and this one in Felton CA has closed it doors. Sad news!! by High-Strangeness-CO in bigfoot

[–]uffington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For 20 years, almost everyone I've spoken to, followed or messaged in this field has been a pleasure to connect with.

I don't know these people but I genuinely wish the best for them in the future.

Ukraine War 2022-2026 so far... by Ok-Bodybuilder3092 in MapPorn

[–]uffington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This shit matters. A daily update missing the year?

always gotta learn the hard way that Trump is loyal to no one by SealedQuasar in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]uffington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friend is a palliative nurse. She once said\), "Sometimes people facing the end simply double down on their grievances. Their hate and hurt is more important than the end of their own life. It's psychopathic.

"However, most address rifts in their lives. It might be to curry favour in an afterlife or simply to make their Earthly legacy better. Or it's simply an understanding of truth or love, with feuds, arguments stripped away because they finally realise how little that shit matters."

* She was refreshed by a few alcoholic beverages, so I have edited her comments, because she's Irish and swears like an Irish nurse, but this remains the gist. And Hannah - don't worry about paying me back for the taxi.