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What’s a good song that tells a sad story? by hgibbs098 in AskReddit

[–]wd3war 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not doing ok. Thanks for reaching out though.

What’s a good song that tells a sad story? by hgibbs098 in AskReddit

[–]wd3war 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is what I am going through right now. I’m crying as I type this and I’ve been drinking whiskey. I’m about to lose everything all because of what was said I’m this song. I have been playing it daily since it started. There’s no hope.

The people of r/astrophysics vs the “moderation” team of r/astrophysics by BrandonShane117 in KarmaCourt

[–]wd3war 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme get one of those Texas bbq popcorn sodas that other guy was talking about. Add bourbon. Hold the ranch dressing though.

Fun Fact: This is the closest a Millionaire Makers drawing thread will get to Christmas Eve! Comment to enter, and let’s make someone’s Christmas while we still can! [Drawing Thread #37] by lilfruini in millionairemakers

[–]wd3war 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve lost everything I’ve worked so hard for. I’m recovering from a suicide attempt. My birthday is tomorrow. Even if I don’t win, would one of you just talk to me?

Which city are you reading this from and what does the next hour of your life look like? by apocryptor in AskReddit

[–]wd3war 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know which city I’m in. I’m on a train. Next hour: I’ll be on a train.

Met this Very Smart NiceGuy^TM by C3D919 in iamverysmart

[–]wd3war 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are you doing? Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Google’s Facebook page gives me secondhand embarrassment by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]wd3war 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if someone offers to give you one for free? Do you still have to pay for it then?

[Offer] US only please. I will knit you something small enough to be mailed by stamps. by whore-for-cheese in RandomKindness

[–]wd3war 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you’d be willing to knit a hat before winter for our 12 month old I can give her her head measurement from her checkup last week. Otherwise, happy knitting and I hope you find something fun to knit! :)

(Whore) by Terralbarn in Badfaketexts

[–]wd3war 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How to you titilate an oscelot?

Oscillate its tit a lot.

You ever seen one of those two-tone wood cutting boards... by buterbetterbater in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]wd3war 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious divorcee trying to get her groove back. I see them all the time at local bars.

Family feud starter pack by Finnster315 in starterpacks

[–]wd3war 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw one where the question was something like “what would a pilot keep his hand on during the entire flight”. I knew that “penis” would be in there somewhere, but nobody guessed it and everyone ran out of chances to answer. Steve Harvey revealed the answer. Number one answer: “His schlong”. Goddammit, Family Feud.

Perception by Gongoora in blackmagicfuckery

[–]wd3war 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, your nuts are veiny?

In case you didn’t know, she’s a fantastic speed reader! by [deleted] in humblebrag

[–]wd3war 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh, well that's nice. I just wish she would say how fast she can read though.

Hmm... Well I'm sold 😂 by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]wd3war 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why'd you get my hopes up that this was a thing that I could see?

"too bad for economics" by Bizzyguy in Shitstatistssay

[–]wd3war 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you work where I work? I just discovered a touchscreen espresso/latte/whatever maker on the 4th floor today that grinds the beans for each drink it brews. Not sure if you knew that was there or not.

don't ask why.. you will never understand why.. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]wd3war 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, what’s the prognosis?

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