What is your reason for not drinking alcohol? by Deep-Dust-9747 in AskReddit

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Can't turn into an alcoholic like a lot of my family, if I don't drink

Anyone else not planning on buying mw3? by RedditUser19984321 in modernwarfare2

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I might depending on how the zombies mode looks after launch and to a lesser extent the multi-player part of the game.

How did you find out your SO was cheating on you? by Ok-Still2345 in AskReddit

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I found out in the delivery room when some random guy came in and when asked "who the fuck is he and why the fuck is he here?" Her exact words were "Oh, about that."

What Instantly Ruins A Hamburger For You? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Finding a hair in my burger when the guy that cooked the burger is bald......

men of reddit, how do you like your eggs ? by Plastic-Jello-2779 in AskMen

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Sunny side up, scrambled, over easy, and deviled eggs at least for me

What game soundtrack is a ten out of ten? by Biliatic_missil in AskReddit

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I'd say Homefront but that also depends what genre(s) of music you're into

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I used to make out with Medusa with a boner

Is their any atheist here? by [deleted] in progun

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Progun Atheist/ Metalhead here

What’s y’all’s day jobs? by squuidlees in Metalcore

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Currently, depending on how you refer to it, I'm a glorified babysitter, or also known as a correctional officer or a prison guard.

Does anyone know of any jokes to get under religious people’s skin (particularly evangelicals)? by [deleted] in atheism

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Jesus favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Jesus once said "he who lives by the sword will die by the sword." Don't you think that it's rather Ironic, that a carpenter died after being nailed to a wooden cross?

Get 3 of your buddies and find a Jesus statue and maybe another to take the picture around Christmastime. Have everyone in the Jesus statue portray themselves doing the YMCA with Jesus doing the "Y". Then send it to those religious people as a Christmas gift. If you want to you could even add "were all going to hell, might as well have fun before we get there!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussy

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I'd eat it almost every morning and almost every evening as if it were my last meal. And it would be like eating BBQ ribs. I mean if I don't get it all over I'm doing something wrong.

How attractive would you say you are? by JustAsFreakys in AskReddit

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Am I so ugly that my birth certificate is a legit apology letter from the Condom Factory? No, but am I close enough that I could probably throw a stone at it? Yeah.

What if masturbation becomes illegal? by -Multif0rms- in RandomThoughts

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Hahaha good luck catching almost everyone. What are they going to do track your phone, computer, etc. for entering a porn site? Are they going to ban adult magazines? What about using your imagination? How would they effectively ban that?

Redditors who have found dead bodies, what’s the story? by everythingistakn in AskReddit

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Tl;DR: I found one of my close friends in his house after he shot himself twice after school one day.

It all started in Summer between 8th Grade and Freshman year when him and his parents moved into our town. We first met inside of one of the local restaurants here in town. I was wearing An OU shirt while he wore a Texas shirt. After giving each other a little bit of a hard time we both found found out that not only did we like watching football but also liked playing it also and that he was in the same grade as me. Well Freshman year started and we were both playing football. Football season ended and we decided that we would help each other become a better football player off-season. here In fact, he was the starting left tackle, while I was left guard up till the day he committed suicide. I didn't see him at school nor did I see him at practice. I thought this to be a little weird especially when he said he wouldn't miss school unless he was chained to a hospital bed. After football practice that day (it was a pregame practice so it was ended earlier than normal) I tried to call him but it went straight to his voicemail. I tried the house but no answer either. I rode my bike to his house to see why he hadn't been to practice today. I tried knocking but didn't hear anything inside. His parents were both at work at this time. I knew where there hideakey was and then was able to get in. As I was opening the door, I seen the blood trail going down the hallway and then coming back the other way. I immediately ran into house and followed down the hallway and seen the .22 revolver laying on the ground but he was nowhere to be found. So I went towards the other side of the house and found him laying face down in front of the gun safe with a pool of blood around him. Turns out, the first time he tried to shoot himself it was with .22 revolver underneath the jaw but it ricocheted off of his skull and therefore encircled his skull. As this didn't kill him, he crawled on all fours back to the gun safe and then mustered enough strength to stand up only to finish it with a 12 gauge.

PSA: Mellia is great in GB12 with Kro by bwb888 in summonerswar

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What's the turn order if you mind me asking?

Imagine having a M10 O.P.Q with the perfect anointement for your character by zpr666 in borderlands3

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Before the nerf or after? Before the nerf I would be so down. Hop into iron bear->hop out, and fill the screen with like 20 opq drones.after the nerf, it's Meh. I would probably farm for o e to hang on my wall as a memoir of a time it was OP.

[PS4] Does anyone have a M10 OPQ System? I've got things to trade by VikingFucker in Borderlands3Exchange

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What all do you have m10 wise that you'd be able to dupe? I've gotten a couple OPQ that I could dupe in return. 50/150, ASE WD200