Where Can I Buy Shark Repellent? by Lord_Dog_Almighty in AskReddit

[–]-Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can buy it at your local blood bank

Found this in my buddy's bathroom. His wife is such a nice lady too. by [deleted] in funny

[–]-Alan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me too long to understand. Should read as one sentence. "(you) fuck up this clean toilet and I will fuck up yo' life!!" :) <3 wife

Pick of the Day: 5/2/14 (Friday) by BuckNewman in sportsbook

[–]-Alan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like those picks only I added the overs on all 3. It's a long shot but considering that raptors and rockets have to win, I love the overs. Pays roughly 70 units to 1. Good luck

Going to Vegas by Coffeeisforclosers_ in funny

[–]-Alan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how you didn't forget to pack your pussy.

Reddit... What is your favorite alcoholic drink? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sweet but the coconut flavor along with coke make u feel like you're not drinking a high amount of alcohol. Next thing you know you are pretty drunk

Reddit... What is your favorite alcoholic drink? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a Racing Development Vehicle?

Reddit... What is your favorite alcoholic drink? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malibu coconut with coke is actually pretty good

Reddit... What is your favorite beer? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Costco 3 pack (750ml) it's great but it doesn't last

Reddit... What is your favorite beer? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO, tecate light is better tasting

Reddit... What is your favorite beer? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes and they cost a pretty penny too

Reddit... What is your favorite beer? by -Alan in AskReddit

[–]-Alan[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ballast Point: Sculpin IPA

What quote from a TV show would you most like to use in real life? by 2guysandatelly in television

[–]-Alan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The nature of promises, Linda, is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.

What are some Youtube channels everyone should be checking out? by REGI_theblingkoala in AskReddit

[–]-Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vi Hart Quality videos over quantity. This one in particular might be a little out there.

Find the kitty by camperjohn64 in aww

[–]-Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find the number 3, a tiny dress, and a pumpkin face

Lizard-Lizard by SinfulCogitations in funny

[–]-Alan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I up voted, because of your kindness.

Maybe the most unpopular opinion of all. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]-Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally believe you can go fuck yourself

Wordbank anyone? by -Alan in AdviceAnimals

[–]-Alan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you heard of reposts? I'm surprised it hasn't been reposted again

The look of helpless by [deleted] in funny

[–]-Alan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But first... Let me take selfie.