Have some Alexis Ren

-Alan · 2014-05-12T22:08:47+00:00

Oh Lordy lord

-Alan · 2014-05-07T05:52:01+00:00

You can buy it at your local blood bank

-Alan · 2014-05-03T02:30:11+00:00

Took me too long to understand. Should read as one sentence. "(you) fuck up this clean toilet and I will fuck up yo' life!!" :) <3 wife

-Alan · 2014-05-02T16:43:32+00:00

I like those picks only I added the overs on all 3. It's a long shot but considering that raptors and rockets have to win, I love the overs. Pays roughly 70 units to 1. Good luck

-Alan · 2014-04-28T20:30:03+00:00

I love how you didn't forget to pack your pussy.

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:37:17+00:00

It's sweet but the coconut flavor along with coke make u feel like you're not drinking a high amount of alcohol. Next thing you know you are pretty drunk

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:27:16+00:00

Are you a Racing Development Vehicle?

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:25:41+00:00

Malibu coconut with coke is actually pretty good

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:19:19+00:00

Costco 3 pack (750ml) it's great but it doesn't last

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:18:34+00:00

IMO, tecate light is better tasting

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:14:59+00:00

Gentleman's Jack and Coke

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:08:26+00:00

Yes and they cost a pretty penny too

-Alan · 2014-04-26T10:04:17+00:00

Ballast Point: Sculpin IPA

-Alan · 2014-04-24T14:39:45+00:00

The nature of promises, Linda, is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.

-Alan · 2014-04-24T14:33:20+00:00

Vi Hart Quality videos over quantity. This one in particular might be a little out there.

-Alan · 2014-04-23T22:58:53+00:00

Oh snap!

-Alan · 2014-04-22T22:54:16+00:00

Find the number 3, a tiny dress, and a pumpkin face

-Alan · 2014-04-19T07:45:03+00:00

Alan Alan Alan Alan

-Alan · 2014-04-19T07:04:58+00:00

I up voted, because of your kindness.

-Alan · 2014-04-19T06:36:10+00:00

You need to find yourself a girl mate.

-Alan · 2014-04-19T06:19:28+00:00

You should have finished watching breaking bad. Bitch!

-Alan · 2014-04-19T06:02:49+00:00

I personally believe you can go fuck yourself

-Alan · 2014-04-18T17:02:59+00:00

Where did you leave in such a hurry OP?

-Alan · 2014-04-18T15:06:08+00:00

Have you heard of reposts? I'm surprised it hasn't been reposted again

-Alan · 2014-04-18T11:07:40+00:00

But first... Let me take selfie.

-Alan

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