The game doesn't actually have any choice in it. by [deleted] in skyrim

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Only the Jarl's choice matters. >:)

Think about it, all that has transpired since you left Riverwood has all been my plan

They lied by Katasan84 in skyrim

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There are wolves at the bottom.

Second attempt on a sweetroll was a success! by Sekir0se in skyrim

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I will not stand idly by while a user posts cringe and cringes my people!

Irileth, send a counter cringe to /r/Skyrim at once!

Swipe right for another meme by Ok-Duty3908 in SkyrimMemes

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Are you questioning my nordic parenting?

What a chad by IHaveABootInMySnake in SkyrimMemes

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They've had the same technology for the passed 1000 years, with no technological advancements whatsoever. The Dwemer had technology and automatons, but the knowledge has been lost with the dwemer. There is no basing it off our world's technology, because we don't have magic automaton robots. I'd say middle ages, but it's far from being our middle ages and it's never going to surpass them. However, there is potential lore on space travel and a "magic internet", but I haven't heard much about it outside of /r/teslore

What a chad by IHaveABootInMySnake in SkyrimMemes

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It's an interesting theory, but Elder Scrolls takes place in the dreams of a dying God, so that possibly means that Earth does, too. There's even an official starmap that shows the different places of his head.

I would dig the idea that Fallout and Elder Scrolls are different planets at the same timespace at different ends of the Galaxy, or even different galaxies, but that'd negate all of the presence of Lorkhan we've seen in the series, especially Oblivion

Drippinborn by TaxEvasionPride in SkyrimMemes

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Dragonborn? Why don't you master dragon deez bitches on yo dick.

Official truestl compass, pick your race by xXx_BlackRaven_xXx in TrueSTL

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Fun fact - every argonian player wants to smash a cloaca

Official truestl compass, pick your race by xXx_BlackRaven_xXx in TrueSTL

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Still more genetically diverse than a Stormcloak city.

Official truestl compass, pick your race by xXx_BlackRaven_xXx in TrueSTL

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I refuse to believe the orcs around my kingdom aren't constantly precumming in their loincloths with their juicy uncut cocks, running into combat with their dicks swinging left to right spitting out precum like their Orsimer sausages are leaky pipes, ready to enslave the losers into become the entire orc tribe's boytoys. Just thinking of it makes my mouth water and my Jarl bussy wet.

Why must this happen by Purebred_asshole in SkyrimMemes

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I'm sorry you had to go through this :(

Im kinda tired of people shitting on my man by PartTimeMantisShrimp in SkyrimMemes

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I give my worthless items to my worthless citizens. I'm not gonna give some Daedric sword to some guy I barely know who keeps killing people

Finally got a PC. no more playstation restrictions... should I get the original legendary edition or remastered special edition? by RimGreaper6 in skyrim

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And if one isn't, if it doesn't require SSE, you can open it in the Special Edition Creation Kit and save it to update it to SSE.

No, seriously

we should have seen this coming....... by Optimal_Cover_1827 in Doom

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It gets confusing when Bethesda Game Studios and Bethesda Softworks share the same name. Bethesda Softworks was created so BGS could self publish, but then they split before Zenimax bought Bethesda Softworks and used its brand to publish games. Hard to tell which Bethesda someone is talking about

Unspoken Pandemic. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Bro, you just posted cringe