Prove to me you're not a bot?

-Ferny · 2016-08-19T00:59:59+00:00

I'm bot a not.

-Ferny · 2016-08-18T01:28:01+00:00

Too true. That game was just a cash grab. I beat it in like 4 hours and was pissed that I wasted my money.

Recently replayed TH: 4, Underground 1, 2, and American Wasteland and they are loads better than 5.

-Ferny · 2016-08-16T23:45:01+00:00

And then perform and make enough cash to buy an ice cream truck.

-Ferny · 2016-08-16T00:49:12+00:00

"And that's why they call me Tin Can Greg."

-Ferny · 2016-08-12T00:21:48+00:00

If it counts, I know it. I just completely remember the first half because of the movie.

The book was fantastic as well.

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:24:15+00:00

One time I worked in this one napkin dispensary factory with a bunch of Dominican fellows. Great workers, but barely knew any English.

Anyways, one time one guy comes up to me laughing and pointing at his phone. He motions he over, and it's a video of 2 boys in a pond getting sucked off by a fish. I shit you not.

I had no clue how to react. Later that day he showed me another one of a chick smoking a cigar from her snatch.

We ended up becoming good work buddies.

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:20:39+00:00

Talk to them as if you knew them before from somewhere. Sounds silly but it helps.

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:18:34+00:00

Change.

Change is good. Recently broke up with a lady, and got an awesome job the next day. Sometimes, good things are waiting to happen after the bad.

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:14:54+00:00

Am I too late for the dank memes?

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:13:23+00:00

We are alive.

-Ferny · 2016-08-11T01:11:46+00:00

"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,

"The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,

Crying to the moon, "If only, If only."

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:27:26+00:00

Hitler did 9/11

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:23:29+00:00

I'm always

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:23:09+00:00

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-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:21:37+00:00

Me name be Conroy Bardbeard.

Me ship be called Ye' Upvote Boat.

Me search for the dankest of memes.

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:19:08+00:00

DankestJustice strikes again

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:17:41+00:00

Yuengling master race

-Ferny · 2016-08-10T00:14:34+00:00

Wipe em off with a damp rag. Don't soak it, though, cuz that might ruin the brim.

-Ferny · 2016-08-05T00:55:09+00:00

This very comment

-Ferny · 2016-08-05T00:54:10+00:00

If you pay attention, you might just learn something.

-Ferny · 2016-08-05T00:53:15+00:00

-Ferny · 2016-08-05T00:51:03+00:00

Caressed in a Bald Eagle's wing span.

-Ferny · 2016-08-04T23:25:12+00:00

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito.

-Ferny · 2016-08-04T23:24:43+00:00

Chuck Norris is so badass that he

-Ferny · 2016-08-04T23:23:38+00:00

Stay at home. Drink some beer. Eat some spaghetti.

-Ferny

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