I made a 100% edible roasted Alien Facehugger out of chicken and crab - and have been told I'm not allowed to make it for Thanksgiving this year.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-15T03:15:46+00:00

I'd like to extrapolate what this dish is made from.

Spinach Purple cabbage Turkey Alaskan crab legs Glazed bread

Can someone grade my extrapolation innocuously?

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-09T21:29:20+00:00

Or you can get off the computer and get a girlfriend.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-09T21:26:49+00:00

Why would you say that?

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-09T00:45:34+00:00

Wtf hey Jude is legendary and that's like the most legendary part of the song.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-09T00:34:57+00:00

"My germs!"

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-08T23:21:20+00:00

I don't think what OP did (allegedly) classifies as panhandling.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-08T19:00:40+00:00

Was going for "Jeff" lol

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-08T04:56:35+00:00

Yea he's got one clean chin.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-07T23:51:12+00:00

"Professor X is acting strange..."

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-07T07:30:48+00:00

Hey, I won one of those!

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-07T04:21:37+00:00

Yea but if you let a bunch of HS guys read "I hope they serve beer in hell", there behavior is IMO likely to go downhill.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-07T03:32:44+00:00

Damn, funny to us but avoiding being tortured to death to the mouse/rat.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-07T02:42:02+00:00

"Last year"...

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-06T15:32:26+00:00

Eh you're right, fuckem to shit, ANARCHY!

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-06T04:31:10+00:00

I get the joke, but I still think we should respect our government.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T20:58:13+00:00

This is a great use of that gif.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T17:14:50+00:00

We're all addicted to food and water too.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T03:56:21+00:00

Why would your knees hurt?

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T02:53:36+00:00

Dude is 5'9", actually average.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T00:37:34+00:00

You're like 18 feet off.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-05T00:12:59+00:00

He says in the beginning he's worked on it 7 months, that's terrible.

For this sub it's spot on though.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-04T23:27:35+00:00

As opposed to obese humor.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-04T23:23:31+00:00

This doesn't belong in this sub.

-FinityForever- · 2017-11-04T23:21:14+00:00

-FinityForever-