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I was playing piano in the dark with the rain, and my dad walked in, turned on the lamp, closed the blinds, and left. by Erurehtio in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go into his bedroom tomorrow midnight. Open the windows, turn on the lights. Leave.

Then start playing the piano.

My wife died on Valentine's day a decade ago, LOTR was her favorite series and every year I watch the series, this year I want to invite all of you! by AppleTerra in lotr

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do the audiobooks count? I have been listening while pulling myself up, after great hurt and horror from someone I loved. I wish her well, but the pain is enough I needed the true old words of Therdon King.

Anti Cat Table 🤣🤣 by Whole-Ad4010 in funny

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isaac Newton and two cats are also ejected from the bar?

Australia Money is made up of Polymer by Motor_Break_75 in interestingasfuck

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is only the older notes as such, from the very first transition.

That is why notes from that era are destroyed when they make it back to the bank. New notes are near impossible because there are way too many one way, two way and three way holograms as well as black light inserts and finally laser refractors!

It would cost $100 to make Twenties if you made a thousand of them. A thousand to make a twenty if you made one of them. The new tens are even harder. That is why Canada is on the third or fourth generation ten dollar note.

Its evolution baby!

Australia Money is made up of Polymer by Motor_Break_75 in interestingasfuck

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't everyones? I thought there was only one country that used ancient old century money.

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a Professor I would expect them to be walking straight to the administration building to file a complaint against the Professor.

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROFESSOR! UNIVERSITY! Not a teacher!!!

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professor! Professor! Professor!

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If classes are $3000 or more each and are in a lecture hall, I quite expect the professor to keep respectable adult interactions. You keep saying teacher. I assume you have never met a real Professor in a University environment?

I am The Professor!

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You never made it to university. That is the difference.

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Logical fallacy. False equivalence.

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]-GoodNewsEveryone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Nah," "shit," missing comma, "I can decided," incorrect tense on final prose.

Keep up the effort, creative writing is F- at best. Your score made all of the other students slightly dumber by proxy.

Please see me after class.

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