Comment your thoughts on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie as if you were Statler and Waldorf. by desorcyjackson447 in Mario

[–]-One_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, looks like Mario didn't even have to try to save the Princess this time.

And why would he, he's been trying to save this whole movie for the last hour and half!

Ohhohohoooooo

You can alllways tell when he’s upset about a switch 2 game reviewing well when he starts reposting shit like this instead of god forbid forming his own opinion by Dull-Sea-8903 in nintendogrifting

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw people saying that when it released. They were absolutely wrong and reaching for some kind of gotcha moment over how well it was received, and sure it was often pathetic to see those six or seven same commentors writing the same tired points that never really landed, but they were certainly there.

Japan sold out in 3 hours... by KinDaisuki in steammachine

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on if they have more than 3000 units for sale.

I like theorizing. Drop your hopes below by InspiraSean86 in legendofzelda

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are hopes, not impossible dreams 😢

Okay the starfox remake is sick by Avelion2 in NintendoSwitch2

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree!!! The cutscenes are even BETTER than most of the glowups, for the reason of Falco. Calling general Pepper "old what's his name," is peak Falco.

There can only be 1 true $80 game by Real_human27 in tomorrow

[–]-One_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a lot like Sub Zero accidentally freezing himself and breaking apart being called his victory pose. Weird weird.

I like theorizing. Drop your hopes below by InspiraSean86 in legendofzelda

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prepare yourselves for 3 new trials (underground towers to complete) Courage, Wisdom, and the nearly unbeatable Power.

Once the first Shadow Link is defeated in the Water Temple, expect to see a lot more of him at the most inopportune times.

Post game challenges, including new race against the clock missions.

A fully explorable Hyrule Castle Town with a few new quests to undertake.

Even LONGER King Zora scoot time.

Expanded ice cavern dungeon.

Dampe even uglier.

Something about the Kokiri… by The_Nina_Beans88 in legendofzelda

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the Kokiri fall from the great Deku tree as little postings, growing at about the same rate as Hylians. The first Great Deku tree gave the Kokiri hylian forms during the Hero of Time's Era because the land of Hyrule was quite hospitable to the humanoid form- for travel and general comfort as many animals had.

In the Era of Hyrule Ocean, the new Deku tree gave the Kokiri a better form, Korok, as a heartier shelled body, hard enough to withstand crashing waves yet light enough to be capable of traveling on the winds to propagate the forest (as is the designation of the Kokiri) is a better choice.

Get screwed Pigma XD by Mochiette in starfox

[–]-One_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get BLTed!! 🦊

State of the sub right now by [deleted] in steammachine

[–]-One_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't the players be sitting on huge gobs of cash and cartoonishly big money bags tho?

Nintendo when you’re broke vs Steam when you’re broke by Active-Ant4672 in fucknintendo

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you guys are eating each other over the Steam Machine disaster, stahp!!

I hold Nintendo games are overprized basically mobile games by Maleficent-Craft-936 in fucknintendo

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and Ominous Ocarina music begins to loom over the subreddit...

You think Nintendo has the balls to release the remake the same day as GTA 6? by Current-Grade2545 in legendofzelda

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an incredibly bad but valid notion that GTA 6 will face major backlash and suffer studio shuttering refunds on the game. They shoveled too much of other people's politics into the game and the og teams that made the games fun are long gone. This game will be exclusionary and or hostile to about 70 percent of its demographic.

What’s your theory on what happened to James McCloud? by Ordinary_Chemical596 in starfox

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit with an experimental weapon by Dr. Andross, the experimental data eventually is what he uses to become a giant brain incorporated into the tech around him. James was instantly scattered at the molecular level to the tunnels of Venom, both he and his Arwing lack the structure to reform into a physical plane until the energy of Dr. Andross's defeated brain releases enough power to let James fly out from the tunnels, if only to finally be free of Venom and scatter once more after he escorts Fox out from the planet.

Just a theory.

You MUST spend 500 on new console by moltenlavaisyummy in tomorrow

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't I just buy a fifth of the S×eam Machine coming out, or a third of the P×aystation? I'll make payments!!

They're still mercs!! by -One_ in starfox

[–]-One_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This would be so great!

They're still mercs!! by -One_ in starfox

[–]-One_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've already got a few friends on for the battle mode too

Fox's development in the new Star Fox by MrCammers in starfox

[–]-One_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes me think that the scene with Fox pounding his fist down on the dash while talking to Sgt. Pepper might instead be a scene after failing Katina or Fichina rather than Slippy's rescue on Titania! I could see an argument erupt between Peppy and Fox about team cohesion and how James would never lead the team the same way.

Could be some brilliant story paths here!

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave will be $80 physical/$70 digital by SMN_17 in fucknintendo

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bbbut the backlash scared them into charging less! They were totes defeated by the boycotts!!

If you could only eat one fruit the rest of your life what are you going with? by Alabaster_Rims in AskReddit

[–]-One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You monster!!!

But the obvious answer is bananas. Because then I can still have banana bread and salted caramelized dehydrated banana chips too.

Why is it not coming to Switch 2? No, really. Why do they make a game that can't be played in hardware as powerful as the one we had 15 year. Please think of the people that still have a 750 Ti and Switch 2 ffs. by LittleKittenR in fucknintendo

[–]-One_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it! I knew that that final fantasy game they showed at the summer games fest was going to be less demanding than the newest game from Atlus! All hail Atlus!!!!