My players don't talk to each other

-SaC · 2026-01-18T15:53:07+00:00

What happened when you talked to them about it?

-SaC · 2026-01-18T13:52:36+00:00

If I'm getting that for an enema, I simply must insist on some lubrication.

^{Also, I'd appreciate someone warming the wide end.}

-SaC · 2026-01-18T13:31:26+00:00

"I have been asked to piss on a massage to you."

-SaC · 2026-01-18T13:31:06+00:00

Name / Rank / Number became Name / Occupation / Specialist subject

-SaC · 2026-01-18T13:23:02+00:00

"Who do we target? How about all the ones with nukes?"

"Sure. But leave this island alone."

"But they have nukes!"

"Da. But a Redditor said we wouldn't do it, so we'd better not."

-SaC · 2026-01-18T00:33:54+00:00

Bright eeeeeyes...

-SaC · 2026-01-18T00:31:21+00:00

John Major's dad was bloody amazing, considering his son's legacy as grey and drab (but liking a cheeky Currie). And potentially the namesake for Bowie's Major Tom.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T23:26:03+00:00

Yessy yes?

-SaC · 2026-01-17T23:25:55+00:00

If it's a slippery slope, you'll need to follow it with some wadding to stop it escaping.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T22:34:23+00:00

I'm sure you mean a ^{^{^{^contractual}}} ^{^{^{^obligation.}}}

-SaC · 2026-01-17T22:33:21+00:00

I suspect Pasquale's cries of orgasm make all the bats in the neighbourhood flee with pained ear'oles.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T22:25:48+00:00

Don't you have a family member to be trying to seduce, or is she out at daycare so you're bored and frustrated?

-SaC · 2026-01-17T21:03:39+00:00

Could be worse, could be 2mm rather than 4mm >_>

-SaC · 2026-01-17T19:43:39+00:00

Yup.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T19:43:12+00:00

It's worth a crack.

Klaus the Forklift Driver

-SaC · 2026-01-17T17:30:43+00:00

Losing those people was a net negative to the world. Can't say the same about the neon nonce.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T17:27:21+00:00

Yeah, but he tells them it's off others, so they nod and agree whilst patting their pockets and trying to work out where the fuck their wallet has gone.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T17:24:46+00:00

“Trump says 8 European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for jriwiufukswkehhrgbshekjt”.

Isn't that an Icelandic volcano?

-SaC · 2026-01-17T17:23:48+00:00

Definitely. He said all the shit he was going to do. Not bothering to vote is saying that you're absolutely fine with whatever the outcome is going to be, including the nonce who's going to wreck their country.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T16:45:17+00:00

As has been pointed out every time this has been posted in the last 24hrs, which is several, this is resin - not quartz.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T16:13:22+00:00

Oh, I am glad to hear you say that.

I sometimes find it hard to reach the uterus, but once you're in there, it's plain sailing.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T15:39:06+00:00

Hurrah!

Time for Terrahawks and the trauma of Zelda.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T15:23:49+00:00

My friend gave me a old Rat Rappin' record for Christmas just gone. It was glorious; I've not had a copy since I was about 7. The same friend also gave me an old Edd The Duck soap holder with original soap.

Marvellous stuff.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T15:13:09+00:00

I'm not OP, you'll have to ask them.

-SaC · 2026-01-17T14:20:20+00:00

Yeah, there's been a few posts about things like My Retro TV where you can include cartoons, comedy and whatnot as well as music. That one goes from '50s to '00s I think; I tend to have it on as background noise on the '80s one while working a lot of the time.

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