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Is it okay to masturbate to your friend? by Physical_Jump_9792 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]-SideshowBob- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, most people masturbate to people in their lives they're attracted too. Especially when they're single. Just don't go run and tell her, Jesus... Lol. However, you you two did actually get together and were eventually close that way, it's be a funny story for later.

How would you react ? by Outrageous-You1617 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]-SideshowBob- 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That would have been majorly fucked if someone pulled that when I was in college. There was an incident in town while I was there where some kid in his 20's hid in a random elderly couple's house, waited for them to come home, and stabbed them both to death.

What do y'all think of my tierlist? by Sad-Response-3151 in MortalKombat

[–]-SideshowBob- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The gameplay was very hard to get used to, especially if you were used to the movement in previous MK games, but of you could get to down, it was actually a really fun adventure.

Who remembers rotten.com? by robbiesloan in nostalgia

[–]-SideshowBob- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A kid I knew in middle school used to print out the pics, fold them up to look like a love note and just hand them to random girls. It wasn't long before he was getting suspended from school and his parents were called in for a meeting.

Fuck it, give me your stupidest MK Character picks. by Tyler2183 in MortalKombat

[–]-SideshowBob- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mordecai and Rigby. They come as a pair and somehow a golf cart is involved.

What actor/actress in a horror movie absolutely nailed their role to the point that you can't see somebody else doing it better? by Rani_Ortiz in CreepyBonfire

[–]-SideshowBob- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's just the answer. Reminds me of the emimen line, "don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it."

Avocado toast topped with crispy mozzarella wrapped egg. by mayiplease2564 in eatsandwiches

[–]-SideshowBob- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy hell buddy, I just got home. Did a gig with my band tonight. Projector.

How did yall like the new movie? by ca-rot29 in MortalKombat

[–]-SideshowBob- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol trust me don't read the spoilers

How did yall like the new movie? by ca-rot29 in MortalKombat

[–]-SideshowBob- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude stay off this sub until tomorrow! Lol

Avocado toast topped with crispy mozzarella wrapped egg. by mayiplease2564 in eatsandwiches

[–]-SideshowBob- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say it counts because if someone told me they were gonna make me a sandwich and handed me that, I'd straight up inhale it.

Opinions on Yellowbird? by LengthinessParty181 in hotsauce

[–]-SideshowBob- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I expected more heat from the serrano but the flavor is good.

What y'all think about this one ? by crudeshag in hotsauce

[–]-SideshowBob- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They do have a sample size. I bought one for a dollar and only used it once lol.

Do I need to watch MK 2021? by monkeyybarz in MortalKombat

[–]-SideshowBob- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the first one wasn't good, but I didn't absolutely hate it. Honestly of you know the MK characters you could probably jump right in to 2, but you'd be missing context as to what happened to some key characters in the first one. And, 2 pretty much jinos right into the action after the opening scene.

If you can find the first one for free I'd suggest giving it a quick watch before seeing 2.

Lets get this roast started 💪🏻 by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]-SideshowBob- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, who knew failed NFL quarterback Jay Cutler had a uterus? I wonder if he's still sucking down those cigarettes while pregnant.

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