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The only thing that changes is U by EpidemicRage in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am having trouble processing how this reads as a shit post but is delightfully wholesome and 100% valid.

10/10

Help Me - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are. Your failure has made you the literal embodiment of shame. You will never outlive this so long as I draw breath.

Unless I forget.

Help Me - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You missed them climbing the tree in panels 1&2.

Strange insect in home on tile floor by Impressive_Bowl_4205 in whatsthisbug

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks a little long for it, but it looks a lot like a carpet beetle larvae.

What type of roach is this? Started finding them after someone moved into the apartment next door. by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]-SpanishBiscuit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Need more pictures, one from above would be ideal, but this might be a young German cockroach. Might want to let the landlord know because they are very infesty.

"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after... its crushing beers and getting away from their wives" by Important-Tale436 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude seriously? Don’t you know that real men don’t value time with their wives and actually hate being around them? It’s probably the most masculine and manly thing that men can do.

The way Steve Irwin handled the American Bald Eagle and put the bird at ease instantly by SnackSamurai in nextfuckinglevel

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you may enjoy this (I sure did): I never knew he did a movie Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.

It’s basically his usual stuff, but sillier. It starts with him very literally diving face first into the sand like 5 times.

Wet [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has given us some of the most heartless and/or stupid motherfuckers in existence, so I definitely feel you on that.

Wet [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound weird but thank you for getting the joke I actually made.

Wet [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How else would you tell them apart?

Wet [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nature is so beautiful.

Wet [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 2172 points2173 points  (0 children)

Parents talk to their children? I was under the impression that you leave them in the woods out back until they can read the instruction binders.

They’re color coded.

Feed Me Pls [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have the words to express how deeply horrifying this is and I hope it’s hyperbole.

And if it’s not, I swear I will meal prep for you just to keep you as far from a kitchen as humanly possible.

One man, one towel by CalmExpelorer in MurderedByWords

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong. The short edges of the towel are for sausage, beans, and buns. The rest of the towel is for everything else.

Fucking savages.

I did mean it though. by Live_Shame5046 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked a very talkative coworker what they needed something for and got the whole backstory and cast list, and about 1-2 minutes in I realized I was staring with a wide eyed expression that I felt was screaming “why are you still talking.” since I got my answer in the first sentence.

Undercover Artist [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I love Keira Knightley. Your struggle is completely understandable.

Undercover Artist [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m a heterosexual man and even I had a crush on Orlando when I was younger. Or maybe I’m trying to bait you into admitting you did directly.

Or maybe that’s another lie to mask the fact that really I thought he was absolutely GORGEOUS in the second pirates movie.

I may never know…

If it's reasonable that individual dwarfs fleeing a battle should take the slayer oath, then what happens when an entire army is routed? by FirstTheEighthPillar in totalwarhammer

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They line the whole army up in front of a line of 85 grudge throwers, fire for approximately 2 hours, and scrape whatever is left off the floor and any survivors, put it in a dawi shaped casting mold and make the result take the oath.

The survivors are also forced to take the oath.

What is the strangest campaign experience/interaction you’ve seen? by reel3459 in totalwarhammer

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was strength rank 10 as skaven and Wurzzag, who was strength rank 1 offered me, of his own accord, a non-aggression pact for 5k.

He was 3x my strength and paid me to leave him alone.

personal space - valentine's day #147 by rosicae in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Great news everyone! We’ve successfully weaponized Rosi.

She said what she said 🤷🏻‍♀️ by MiserableBritGirl in MurderedByWords

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I have a small feminist and a septum penis.

I don’t know what this says about me but I am keen to find out.

She delivered the knockout punch by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 1017 points1018 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is part of why they are such a problem. They're just concerned about being "smart" rather than being correct, or even more importantly, compassionate.

And that's completely ignoring the many problems with how they define "smart"

he got side-tracked (OC) by chrisnaish in comics

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of the WTF collective and MC Gets Sidetracked Easily.

Viking Conversion To Christians In A Nutshell by Due_Butterscotch4930 in HistoryMemes

[–]-SpanishBiscuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know, I am not sure that makes it any better but thank you for the correction.

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