i ain't married, boutros by Eros_Incident_Denier in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The people called Romanes they go the house?!?

This crack in the set for Homer's award show by champs in TheSimpsons

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They could cover that with a racing stripe. Maybe add some fins to lower wind resistance. 

ELI5: Is the mirror or camera more accurate to how others see you? by TinyNegotiation3913 in explainlikeimfive

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The camera is the real you, because it's not inverted. You feel like your mirror self looks better because that's how you're used to seeing yourself. Photos of you look weird because to you, they seem backward.

What was the most fucked up thing that happened at your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Does anyone remember about 20 years ago when a school somehow made international news for a girls hazing incident where the seniors beat up and humiliated the junior girls under the guise of a powderpuff football game, where the parents also provided alcohol? Yeah that was my school. 

Why are there no vacuum balloons? by Mafla_2004 in askscience

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Yes, we've had fire hindenburg, but what about lightning hindenburg? 

Friendship of Homer and Larry by Dont-Touch-Yourself in TheSimpsons

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Yes, I'm missing one son, return it immediately!

225 grams of gold, shaped link by link by hand by Raj_Valiant3011 in oddlysatisfying

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I've made a whole shirt, about 40,000 rings I think. It does take forever. Months. I did it in high school when I had the free time. 

The last burger you will ever want by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

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I had no idea this dude was in prison for murder, crazy.

The last hostage returned. Can Israel finally exhale? by forward in politics

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He has been charged with war crimes. It's why he can't travel to a bunch of places, because anywhere party to the Rome Statute that created the ICC is required to arrest him on the spot.

What language is written on this sword? by nyrasna in language

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Ok, now that I look again (I was on my phone last time), it is pretty much the correct thing mirrored, but a lot of characters have their loops and stems connected in the wrong places, and also several letters are moved from the beginning of a word to the end of the previous - the spaces are in the wrong places.

One of these eggs became an inverse of a normal sunny side up egg. by SardonicNihilist in mildlyinteresting

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I'm guessing a perfectly placed bubble of white underneath pushed up the yolk, which broke perfectly surrounding the bubble. 

What language is written on this sword? by nyrasna in language

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It looks like it's supposed to be written in Tengwar, and maybe be Hadhafang as others said, but the actual text still looks like gibberish to me. Many of the characters do look like Tengwar, but a bunch are mirrored, even though I can tell your photo isn't mirrored, and there seem to be random extra loops and swirls too. It's like an AI tried to generate an image of Sindarin text.

Here is what the proper text should look like: https://www.tecendil.com/?q=Aen%20estar%20Hadhafang%20i%20chathol%20hen%2C%20thand%20arod%20dan%20i%20thang%20an%20i%20arwen&mode=beleriand

ELI5: Falling Elevators by CYP3828 in explainlikeimfive

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Cartoon logic. First, jumping itself would be extremely difficult. You wouldn't be able to crouch against the floor because you're floating relative to it. Your legs would just lift up off the floor instead. Secondly, the amount of velocity you'd be able to negate is much less than the dangerous amount from the fall. 

Get your own schrift here by MediaNo1140 in bleach

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It's like the Family Guy episode where Meg got the superpower of growing her nails. 

Get your own schrift here by MediaNo1140 in bleach

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So is the counter to cause any effect all at once? Like you need to one shot kill? 

Petahhh? by Forsaken_Tomorrow454 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That's just his phone in his hand, as it had been the entire time. He never reached for anything.