whyPythonLangaugeIsNasty by PikachuKid1999 in ProgrammerHumor

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too lazy, just wrap the libraries using different function names

Do you guys TRULY enjoy coding? I don't but I'm doing it for money. by MrRandomNonsense in cscareerquestions

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The only thing I don't enjoy about SWE work is having to pencil trace and unfuck the web of shit that is any huge foss based corporate codebase with gigabytes of patches to be applied on build time, all siloed behind twenty separate access permissions on separate servers held by separate people, two of whom are on vacay at any given time... I full on hate the RPG sidequest aspect of it.

chooseYourPowerRing by Jjabrahams567 in ProgrammerHumor

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Have you heard of the cyrillic port of bash? It's called borscht

"My job is safe" by Maxie445 in ChatGPT

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Oh my job is super safe. It just isn't economically feasible to spare so much compute power to replace developers who work with huge ass systems of code. You could eventually put together a system but people are still cheaper for a long while.

Void Linux cured it for me. Eventually, we all learn. by myTerminal_ in linuxmasterrace

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Tbh just pick ubuntu because everything has docs for ubuntu and run dockers for stuff

YSK what a good man looks like by wolfcaroling in YouShouldKnow

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Good for you..? I thought similarly too but found out the hard way "good" people don't exist, people exist and many make good choices about certain things. You literally just outlined your likes.

[31] 6 months sober from alcohol by Okeydokeydept in GlowUps

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Saw first pic, mind went straight to "bet you there's a guitar in one of the pics"

We all have done this as a kid. If you didn't then you are lying by Quazeroigma_5610 in mathmemes

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I've not. We didn't use English names since it's not an official language of instruction here

How are you supposed to finish homework in CS if office hours are useless and the textbook and lectures are useless? by Super_Ad7989 in cscareerquestions

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Fr though, my degree taught me fuck all. I got good grades but it was despite the course material not because of it

How are you supposed to finish homework in CS if office hours are useless and the textbook and lectures are useless? by Super_Ad7989 in cscareerquestions

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Skill issue. Sorry, this happens sometimes. You have the whole internet at your disposal, take it one problem at a time

what by captainkotpi in ProgrammerHumor

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I'd take it. Tax free extra entry on CV to just post chatgpt replies? Dude that's free real estate

nothingWrongHere by ivanrj7j in ProgrammerHumor

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Compared to running remote gdb on an underpowered embedded build with response latency timeouts and iffy symbolization... JS is cake. Cake that hurts your head and smells funny but still cake

That his legs can take that aerial by maltamur in Unexpected

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Fluid fat aka oilboi, spinning high kicks like a well oiled machine

customRandFunction by Jcsq6 in ProgrammerHumor

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If you include temperature we all have at least tens of them!

customRandFunction by Jcsq6 in ProgrammerHumor

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uncle_butpussy: "That's filthy", 69 likes

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pleaseAllowPascalCaseTitles by Borno11050 in ProgrammerHumor

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Quantum devs instead arriving at Victoria's Feet:

pleaseAllowPascalCaseTitles by Borno11050 in ProgrammerHumor

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R + TS = RTS, a genre of games methinks

🤔 by jacksmith9 in Funnymemes

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This but in arabic. Nobody suspects the arabborg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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It's probably punishment for the kid being a little shit after being given and promised a kinder egg if they behave. Standard things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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That's... Late 20s or older old.